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but yes, the reverend is a holy dancer. believe it.

my favourite thing about lxy is her swear-y-ness.

i've been a rev fan since i saw him dance. that guy can cut a motherfucking rug like no one else

Absolutely. Last year at Matos's EMP house party the man pwned everyone.

thank god, ruby. some days that's pretty much all there is.

lxy, when i come visit seattle, can we sit on a porch somewhere, drinking tea (for me)/coffee (for you) and smoking cigs and cursing out everyone? that is my idea of a good time.

uh, hi dere twins

I gotta be there for that. I want to see the air turn blue with oaths.

ned, are you coming up for the pop conference this year?

watch it, or you'll be the target of the cursing

the pop conference is in a few weeks. whoa

xpost Rubyredd, you have made me want to visit Seattle more than anything. And I don't even smoke. Cursing out everyone, though? I will start smoking for that.

sara you can smoke those candy cigs

dump your kids off with JJ at his new house for a weekend and come with me to seattle

jesus fucking christ, rubyredd, that sounds like a perfect dream.

and i happen to have a perfect porch. i am going there now, to smoke and drink bourbon and swear. wish you were here.

WE WILL HAVE A GODDAMN PORCH PARTY AND EVERYONE IS INVITED.

xpost well... actually, I do smoke those...

lxy, you rock.

dump your kids off with JJ at his new house for a weekend

I'm trying to imagine what my kids would make of this. "Kids, this is my friend John. I'm sure you will enjoy the weekend with him. Well, I'm off to Seattle!!!"

It would also be entertaining to have the film of John Takes Care Of Two Kids for the weekend. Educational for everyone.

ned, are you coming up for the pop conference this year?

Give a guess.

maybe next year then

HOLY FUCK LXY YOU HAS A PORCH FOR REALZ

that is A-fucking-+ but i don't drink bourbon: my brother got me way too drunk on home brewed bourbon when i was 17 and the hangover traumatised me. i like fancypants frangelico with lime. or cheap sauvignon blanc.

frangelico is pushing it on the fancy fornt j

we have a bottle of white that we won't touch between now and then not because we're polite but because it's crap

maybe next year then

You punk!

Tickets for this year long since booked etc.

anyone who wants to drop their kids off and understands that the first order of business is teaching them how to drink like men is welcome to do so

as long as it's not chardonnay then cool

that was an xpost to jergz but could easily apply to john justen, since chardonnay is for losers

yo

J would probably be all for teh drinking. 4lex, maybe not so much.

men btw not gender specific, more an evocation of the self-destructive mechanical bull riding mindset we all should aim for when boozing

J has that going for her without a drop of alcohol. She scares the piss out of me, tbh

john justen teaching sarah r-c's kids NOT to drink chardonnay is lolling me.

re. bourbon: i hated it but i found a good one that i love. home-brewed bourbon sounds terrifying so no wonder you're skittish about it.

where estela go ;_;_;

I have only had bourbon in soup. It was kinda too sweet or something.

I have a hard time imagining John recommending for or against wines, but I can see him saying that there's no point in this wine business when there's beer and liquor to be drunk. I could be wrong.

estela, COME HOME

is this a recap

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i would pick JJ as a box wine drinker

I don't think wine is John's first choice, but I feel sure that, in his view, boxed wine is acceptable since it gets the job done.

Of course, this is a grey area and I'm just not sure.

no point in this wine business when there's beer and liquor to be drunk.

make this man a mod of my life

John does know his priorities.

My current priority = sleep.

Good night all.

i am effing pissed about getting kicked out of the orange trailer

WE ALL SHARE ENOUGH OF THIS PETTY SQUABBLING

like a big drunk irish fammerly

LEAVE YOUR STINKING WINE AT (ONE OF) THE DOOR(S)

PP's thread about colon cancer is extremely ;_;

Yeah, I read through that last night. I appreciate his honesty about all aspects of the experience. Total admiration here for both PP and SS.

It is both ;_; and... whatever the ILX-accepted icon for "completely terrifying" is. And to go through all that at the same time you have a baby in the house...

Yeah, super-heavy but great reading; he should really consider consolidating all of that into an article and shopping it.