TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

PS If you do that, I'm definitely going to make sure to be there with my camera.

I think I have officially ruined my image of Dan by imagining him as an extra on Hee Haw.

effusive statement of

Second draft of paper finished; time to eat more bars.

I think I have officially ruined my image of Dan by imagining him as an extra on Hee Haw.

How Dan sees himself:

http://www.morethings.com/music/prince/prince_rogers_nelson_images/prince-roger-nelson-playing-guitar.jpg

How Sara sees Dan:

http://7deadlysinners.typepad.com/sinners/images/hillbilly.jpg

Sad, really.

scarily accurate

GET OUT OF MY BRANE, YOU TWO

It's dark in there anyway.

Good night, ITR. I have to get up tomorrow and walk in a "race" in St. Paul that A. & I insanely agreed to a couple of months ago. Argh, I just want to stay home and sleeeeeep.

effusive statement of...

so pointless to bump but my life feels empty of meaning otherwise

i must have had a total of 50 goddamn americans in the restaurant tonight - all here on cruise ships or bus tours, all old and grumpy and picky. not sure where they were all from, but at least one couple was from ohio. is this what all mid-western americans turn into when they hit old age? this one guy asked me 'is this really EYE-talian??". "yes sir, it is". "oh good because we're EYE-talian". OH REALLY I COULDN'T TELL FROM YOUR TERRIBLE MISPRONUNCIATION.

but thank you for your $15 tip on your $250 bill.

It's never pointless to commune with ITR.

Pronouncing "Italian" that way is thoroughly embarrassing, not to mention RONG. Also, if I start acting like that when I'm old, please kill me immediately thx.

I hope you have a better day today, Rubyredd.

I'm going to go do this walk/race thing that I agreed to months ago, which I now realize was a blatantly idiotic thing to do. I just want to go back to bed.

Yay I am singing today
boo I was drinking last night

Have fun singing!

I was supposed to be drinking with my cousin and watching MST3K last night, but sick kids and the g.d. paper made that not happen. So I'm still kinda jealous of you, Dan.

We are leaving for St. Paul in a few minutes. I am v. cranky about this.

I was supposed to be drinking with my cousin and watching MST3K last night, but sick kids and the g.d. paper made that not happen.

Burn the paper and punish the kids for their illness. They are not keeping your priorities in mind.

i am hungry like a bear

Burning the ground, he breaks from the crowd

Oh wait.

sleepy and sated like a bear now

i need to PACK. what do i need for VEGAS?

like am i going to want to wear fancy cocktail dresses to the casinos, as television and movies have led me to believe?

more like an oversized betty boop t-shirt, jeans with applique roses, and a denim scrunchy

and crocs

unfortunately i have none of those things ;_;
i clearly need to update my wardrobe.

like am i going to want to wear fancy cocktail dresses to the casinos, as television and movies have led me to believe?

-- bell_labs, Sunday, March 16, 2008 1:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes, if you want your fancy cocktail dresses to end up smelling like cigarettes, beer, and various shitty perfumes and colognes

it is basically impossible to "not fit in" in vegas, except if you are moderately classy.

OF COURSE YOU WANT TO WEAR FANCY COCKTAIL DRESSES TO THE CASINOS!

okay, i've never been to vegas and i have a suspicion that standard casino wear is cargo shorts or sweatpants, but i stand by the above. PLEASE wear cocktail dresses to the casinos.

xpxpxp

lxy I WILL DO IT FOR YOU

my only "fancy cocktail dress" is one i wore to a wedding 3 years ago. but i think it will do.

HURRAY! PIX, PLZ!

I vote for the cocktail dresses, too. Where else can you wear them?!

bell_labs, if you don't go and have a meal here while you're there:

http://www.saipinchutima.com/

I am not speaking to you again. (It's that good. THAT good. Go. Or else.)

I have never been so envious of a trip to Las Vegas before. That looks awesome, Ned!

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/13/new_highrise_development.png

LEAKED PHOTOES OF THE REPUBLIC OF IDIOT THREAD REPOSITORY

A++++++

every week we can all switch houses and stuff

dibs on the little orange one

i call dibs on the little orange one, please

xp jesus christ max!

lol

ned raggett i already have directions from my hotel to that restaurant printed out and filed away! i am definitely going.

uh i will try to take pictures but a 20 minute search for my camera charger turned up nothing ;_;

xpost I want to live in the trailer on the top so that when I make cupcakes I can share them by throwing them out my windows at everyone else's trailer.

ned raggett i already have directions from my hotel to that restaurant printed out and filed away! i am definitely going.

Wisdom.

i call dibs on the little orange one, please

xp jesus christ max!

-- lxy, Sunday, March 16, 2008 4:03 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol pwned

dibs or no that caravan was made for lxy and you know it, don't fight it max. you can have the little blue folding stool on the patchy lawn as a consolation, and sara can aim cupcakes at your huffy back.

As long as I have a target to pitch cupcakes at, I am content.

i want to be on the top, peein' down on all y'all

Gross.