TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Kids have been home for, like, 5 minutes. I'm ready to sell them already.

It's a tough economy; bargain wisely.

I was willing to pay someone to take them at the time, Ned.

xpost hahaha, YES SUZY THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF THAT. Even when you get pregnant 100% on purpose. I don't know about your friend, but I kind of appreciated that kind of joking.

I couldn't tell if she was pissing herself with laughter or if she just had to 'go' every 10 minutes.

From experience, I can tell you that it was probably a combination.

I had nearly forgotten that aspect of pregnancy somehow. You can't go anywhere without needing to stop for rest room breaks, and laughing too hard really can lead you into trouble fast.

Also, I think all pregnant women should be warned that the more pregnant you get, the more difficult it is to pee in a cup, which you have to do every time you visit the doctor. Wearing maternity tights and a skirt to the doctor is a BAD IDEA for this reason.

There should really be warnings about this stuff.

Wearing maternity tights and a skirt to the doctor is a BAD IDEA for this reason.

Your doctor should always wear them, though, especially the male ones.

i just went to a job fair that left me filled with greater despair than before.

i am gonna go drink with hippies.

remy - enjoy drinking tonight! You're going to find a good job. No sense in stressing yourself out about it.

xpost Ned is 100% correct. They should pee in cups, too, just to even everything up.

Remz, what work are you trying to find in SF?

Wise re: drinking.

Go to Zeitgeist sometime:

http://zeitgeist.ypguides.net/

My sis's favorite bar in SF, easy BART access. We'll take ya there when I'm up.

i went to an independent school recruitment fair. i have three years as a classroom teacher, but all the schools turned me down as 'not experienced enough' and i wasted the whole day. still, i met a bunch of really nice people and exchanged numbers ... now i have some SF friends.

zeitgeist looks rad!

It's VERY rad. Been going there on my SF trips for years.

I so so SO want to visit SF again.

3 years of experience is "not enough?!" What do they want, BLOOD?!

Have fun tonight, guys. I'm proctoring final exams for the evening... so exciting.

Bump nevercomplainneverexplain.jpeg, amirite?

jergins your postcard has been SENT

thanx!

I had the most fun proctoring ever. I think the students were all in a good mood because a lot of them were finished with their tests and not leaving until tomorrow... thus, tonight must be party time with no responsibility night. I'm envious!

hey remy, it's okay. I just checked with HQ and nobody on the surface deserves to survive anyhow. lolololol right?

Going to bed early; more proctoring tomorrow morning.

Good night!!!

hello goodbye

hiya!

hi!

tru story: today i made someone at work cry by thanking her.

;_;

Work ends late. I am tired. Bump.

tru story: today i made someone at work cry by thanking her.

Tomorrow make her laugh by insulting her.

OH NOES SEVEN HOURS SINCE LAST BUMP IS THREAD NOW BROKEN???

;_;

I WAS AT WORK SO DON'T BLAME ME

;_;

I HAVE TO SLEEP SOMETIMES PEOPLE

Also, proctoring from 8 to 3 for the final finals sessions today with no internets access. Bump away without me IF YOU DARE

thanks guys. thanks a lot.

OH WHATS THE USE

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Sara R-C: three day ban for neglect of duties

wow, i have a scorched-earth level hangover today

i kind of like it when it's broken... an infinity of possibilities for effusive statements of

it is like a gaping chest-wound of failure

your hangover, or the broken thread title?

broken thread title. the hangover is more like validation of a night well-spent

sometimes i feel like i am the only person on earth

i guess that wouldn't be the worst thing, until i exhausted the world's existing supply of cigarettes, coffee, and booze. i wonder how long it would take.

if i were the only person, everything would belong to me, right? i would be such a fancy dresser if all of the clothes in all of the boutiques were mine. damn.

no one to admire my swanky wardrobe, though. hmmm. i guess it would be a tragedy after all.

sad.

the thread title would never be fixed.

would i keep posting?

we would admire you from the grave xxpost

well then!

oh hey hi i guess i'm not alone on the planet

TADAH!

or... ARE YOU A GHOST ???