TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

It also keeps me from cleaning my bathrooms and stuff, but that probably won't make me insane.

I hired a maid

so, my east coast tour is looking like it might be an extended stay due to a band that is playing in a bunch of your cities that i will miss on their one date here due to wedding peoples. i will sleep on floors. any takers?

xpost: well, that removes the tombot possibility

you need a "MAKE PRETTY MY SQUATTER" door hanger

it is also looking more likely that i will be taking my x-c road trip sometime in april.

sf - sac - reno - slc -- ?? -- mn (hastings, yay) -- chicago -- pittsburgh -- dc -- philly -- nyc -- ri

john I can instruct her not to vacuum your stubble. futon is always for broez

John LOVES futons. He expressed this very poetically in his NaNoWriMo book.

remy - don't go to Hastings with out an escort for safety!

remy let me know when in april you will be in dc. e-mail magic

yeah defs tom/sara. i am wondering who i should try to see in chicago. is gbx still there?

remy, if you visit the T.C. area I will make an effort to find time to FAP. April can be so great in Minnesota, too.

Last I heard gbx had gotten into med school here, but I don't know when he's coming to MN to stay...

Guten nacht, ITR

GooD NighT Sara!

Do people call you Sare btw?

Every Sarah/Sara I know gets called "Sare".

maybe you should consider not living on jupiter or wherever

haw

a bump with thoughts for our friends in alaska, for whom it just turned midnight. may your day be bright and your vistas wide

home from work bump

jesuschristfuck my feet hurt.

Replace them.

I'M THE ONLY PERSON AT WORK

DAEREST TOMBOT PLZ TO PASS ON TO OTHER DC FOLX:

3/16 show @ 9:30 Club, doors open at 7:30

1. SPP (Storm the Unpredictable, Priest Da Nomad, Poem-Cees)
2. Wale <--- dunno him
3. Kokayi <---- also the SHIT

http://www.break.com/index/death-metal-puppy.html

Do people call you Sare btw?

Sometimes. I probably don't even notice it when people do it, tbh. On the other hand, when the two people who call me "Sare Bear" call me that, I can hardly miss it. (It doesn't help that both of them have LOUD voices).

I am up but I'm going to lie back down now. I am trying to not get whatever virus 4lex has.

I hope your mornings are all gr8!!!

gr8080, you mean

i don't want my morning to be gr8080, i want it to be calm and collected. no dice tho; gotta go to a job fair in 15 minutes.

problems: no résumé b/c no printer, only brought one button-down shirt that is two sizes too small, i look like a pressed ham.

Plz to be having the good job luck.

ATTN:

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/ZachRScott/coaster.gif

lol I guess I should have checked other ITR threads first oops

There's probably a place for that image on every ITR thread, Dan.

The motion of the picture finally makes John's facial expression make sense.

True.

MEANTIME:

Best spam e-mail sender address in a while, as received just now on a work account:

JimmiestearicSamuel @ barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com

...is he now.

Those addresses are always so bizarre.

"Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle." I don't even want to know what they think that means!

Friday afternoon is alright for procrastinating bump

curry rice om nom nom

Yum. I'm jealous. My pita-and-hummus lunch thing is getting really boring.

My afternoon procrastination technique is new and different: watching an episode of Buffy with my 9-year-old, who is home sick. It's so clear that I'm never going to finish my work because I just don't WANT to.

I just got a package full of Bo-Tan Rice Candy and Kraft Deluxe Mac'n'Cheese. Fabulous!

Mmmmmm snacks.

Kids have been home for, like, 5 minutes. I'm ready to sell them already.

Please consider adopting two "lively" kids.

One of my friends is newly pregnant and on Sunday I was (jokingly) all "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID."

Kids have been home for, like, 5 minutes. I'm ready to sell them already.

It's a tough economy; bargain wisely.

I was willing to pay someone to take them at the time, Ned.

xpost hahaha, YES SUZY THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF THAT. Even when you get pregnant 100% on purpose. I don't know about your friend, but I kind of appreciated that kind of joking.

I couldn't tell if she was pissing herself with laughter or if she just had to 'go' every 10 minutes.

From experience, I can tell you that it was probably a combination.

I had nearly forgotten that aspect of pregnancy somehow. You can't go anywhere without needing to stop for rest room breaks, and laughing too hard really can lead you into trouble fast.

Also, I think all pregnant women should be warned that the more pregnant you get, the more difficult it is to pee in a cup, which you have to do every time you visit the doctor. Wearing maternity tights and a skirt to the doctor is a BAD IDEA for this reason.

There should really be warnings about this stuff.

Wearing maternity tights and a skirt to the doctor is a BAD IDEA for this reason.

Your doctor should always wear them, though, especially the male ones.

i just went to a job fair that left me filled with greater despair than before.

i am gonna go drink with hippies.

remy - enjoy drinking tonight! You're going to find a good job. No sense in stressing yourself out about it.

xpost Ned is 100% correct. They should pee in cups, too, just to even everything up.

Remz, what work are you trying to find in SF?

Wise re: drinking.

Go to Zeitgeist sometime:

http://zeitgeist.ypguides.net/

My sis's favorite bar in SF, easy BART access. We'll take ya there when I'm up.