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it smells a little, but maaaaaan is it refreshing

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

You know, it says "male" and yet it looks...

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

There's a reason fish biology isn't taught in high schools.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

frankly, i was a little turned on

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

remy, I think we need to find you a girlfriend, post-haste.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

can we compromise and find me a mermaid?

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Or merman since there's no apparent difference?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/simpsons-extras/img_9.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

boobs, dan, boobs

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

haha troy mclure

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'm concerned that Dan can't distinguish between mermaids and mermen. And, let's face it, also astonished.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

From the waist down...?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

it all depends on the configuration of cloaca you most enjoy

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

Dissection is your friend here, Dan.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

Dissection has never been part of my foreplay repertoire!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Well, clearly that's because you've never been with a mermaid.

Human women usually do object, though, so be warned.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

or handy with the wrist restraints

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

I suppose it's one way to announce, "I think we should break up."

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

OPTION A:
http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/evian_mermaid.preview.jpg

OPTION B:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Ethel_Merman_NYWTS.jpg/784px-Ethel_Merman_NYWTS.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

I THINK YOU GUYS ARE SUFFERING FROM...

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sondheimguide.com/graphics/merman.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

In this context, the phrase "her private recordings" takes on a new and somehow sinister aura

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

lol, "new"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

better than "her privates' recordings"

whistles, squeaks, clicks and noises of the eastern bottleneck clitoris

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

"..and now I'm hermeticaly sealed to the seat!"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

i think i need to find that mermania record

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/25/arts/25hiph.534.800.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

????

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck is that from?

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

i don't "get" it

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i want it on a tshirt

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

a pink t-shirt

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

well yes of course

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

If only I had the time to knit you a matching pink hat.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

oh sorry you have to spend all your time learning how to help the sick and not knitting me hats

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Well, there's always summer vacation. No promises, though.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

i on the other hand have a strange attachment to a thing i like to call PRIORITIES

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, if you're sick someday, who is going to blackmail you into taking your medicine?

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think it matters where it's from, what matters is it's awesome.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

we dont pay you to think

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

mostly because we dont pay you, but still

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think it matters where it's from, what matters is it's awesome.

PRECISELY.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Now eat your beets and sperm.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

This thread will have us all down to bikini-appropriate size by the time swimsuit season rolls around.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

(or beat your sperm and eat)

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

no I will not GIS "beat your sperm", no picture roffles are worth doing that while at work

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.canada.com/canwest/44/sperm-toys.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

ok waht

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

i would break off relations with anybody i knew who had either of those hanging by a clothespin

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

Are those sperm pillows?!

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

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