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WHY DID I BRING FETTUCINE ALFREDO FOR LUNCH TODAY

epic win for bell_labs

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ important secret message for HI DERE ^^^

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3587219/2/istockphoto_3587219_white_flag_with_clipping_path.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

John and Dan send secret messages via pasta you guys

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

I thought I knew them well, but somehow I missed that one.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

It's good to know that on Ned's grossness scale "beets" > "fish sperm".

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

no, we send secret messages via edible fish sperm xpost

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

See, I didn't know that about you guys. Nor did I wish to.

xpost I am seriously reconsidering my dream of making Ned cook for me.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

thats why i had to buy FB one of those beer-drinking hats for xmas

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

fish-sperm-drinking hat, you mean

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'm missing some steps in your logical progression of thought from fish sperm messages to beer-drinking hats for FB. And for that, I am profoundly grateful.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

I really love cod roe, but I'm pretty sure some of that is soft roe i.e. cod sperm, apparently. Ah well.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

well, have you ever tried to put one of these on your head?

http://www.pskf.ca/sd/images/dcp_4933b.jpg

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

it smells a little, but maaaaaan is it refreshing

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

You know, it says "male" and yet it looks...

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

There's a reason fish biology isn't taught in high schools.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

frankly, i was a little turned on

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

remy, I think we need to find you a girlfriend, post-haste.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

can we compromise and find me a mermaid?

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Or merman since there's no apparent difference?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/simpsons-extras/img_9.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

boobs, dan, boobs

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

haha troy mclure

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'm concerned that Dan can't distinguish between mermaids and mermen. And, let's face it, also astonished.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

From the waist down...?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

it all depends on the configuration of cloaca you most enjoy

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

Dissection is your friend here, Dan.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

Dissection has never been part of my foreplay repertoire!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Well, clearly that's because you've never been with a mermaid.

Human women usually do object, though, so be warned.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

or handy with the wrist restraints

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

I suppose it's one way to announce, "I think we should break up."

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

OPTION A:
http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/evian_mermaid.preview.jpg

OPTION B:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/22/Ethel_Merman_NYWTS.jpg/784px-Ethel_Merman_NYWTS.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

I THINK YOU GUYS ARE SUFFERING FROM...

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sondheimguide.com/graphics/merman.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

In this context, the phrase "her private recordings" takes on a new and somehow sinister aura

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

lol, "new"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

better than "her privates' recordings"

whistles, squeaks, clicks and noises of the eastern bottleneck clitoris

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

"..and now I'm hermeticaly sealed to the seat!"

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

i think i need to find that mermania record

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/25/arts/25hiph.534.800.jpg

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

????

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck is that from?

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

i don't "get" it

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i want it on a tshirt

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

a pink t-shirt

― remy bean, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

well yes of course

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

If only I had the time to knit you a matching pink hat.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

oh sorry you have to spend all your time learning how to help the sick and not knitting me hats

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Well, there's always summer vacation. No promises, though.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

i on the other hand have a strange attachment to a thing i like to call PRIORITIES

― John Justen, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

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