TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE PEOPLE CURRENTLY IN TWIN CITIES AREA: GET OUTSIDE IMMEDIATELY IF YOU CAN. IT IS 49 DEGREES OUT AND IT FEELS TROPICAL

i've never seen the whitest kids
but DID YOU KNOW, shirako, or which means "white children" is edible delicacy in japan made of fish sperm?

bell labs, you are making me seriously question my plan to visit Japan again someday. I thought the raw crab was bad enough. UGH

FOR FUCKS SAKE IM EATING LUNCH

thirtysomething... had FANS???????

(xp: The WKUK steeze is way more nerd-driven than frat-driven, I think.)

mmmmmmm
http://www.icecraft.net/blog/images/shirako.jpg

uh

SORRY THAT IS WHAT "THE WHITEST KIDS U KNOW" MAKES ME THINK OF ;_;

That looks like maggots.

that looks different than any sperm i've seen

it is not in a latex sausage casing for one

OHHHHHHH BAN YOU ALL UGGGGGGHHHHH

WHY DID I BRING FETTUCINE ALFREDO FOR LUNCH TODAY

FUCK YOU BAD MEAN WORLD GAH

Fish refuse to wear condoms publich health shocker: Film At Eleven

it looks kind of like mac n cheese made with a white cheese.

thirtysomething... had FANS???????

But now...YOU ARE THAT DEMOGRAPHIC. (Except not.)

As for that dish, please. I thought my beet risotto topped with horseradish was grosser:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2403/2315438887_422a7e66a9.jpg

bell labs needs an eye exam

hm, that is interesting looking

Ned... beet risotto?

PS I don't care how old I get, I would never enjoy thirtysomething!

which thirtysomething character drowned their entreprenurial poverty sorrows in a steady torrent of alcohol?

I have blocked all thirtysomething knowledge from my brain.

I always wound up with roommates with questionable taste. The one I was assigned when I transferred to Olaf liked to use those floral aerosol air fresheners, which smell HORRIBLE. Every time she sprayed them when I was around, I opened the window. Even in January.

IF THE SUEDE VS PUBLIC ENEMY POLL CLUSTERFUCKS ITS WAY PAST US IN THREADRANK I WILL BE V V ANGRY

This is a challenge now, eh?

Oh, don't make John angry. He gets all scary and green and he randomly destroys stuff.

TRUST ME, I KNOW

WHY DID I BRING FETTUCINE ALFREDO FOR LUNCH TODAY

epic win for bell_labs

^^^ important secret message for HI DERE ^^^

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3587219/2/istockphoto_3587219_white_flag_with_clipping_path.jpg

John and Dan send secret messages via pasta you guys

I thought I knew them well, but somehow I missed that one.

It's good to know that on Ned's grossness scale "beets" > "fish sperm".

no, we send secret messages via edible fish sperm xpost

See, I didn't know that about you guys. Nor did I wish to.

xpost I am seriously reconsidering my dream of making Ned cook for me.

thats why i had to buy FB one of those beer-drinking hats for xmas

fish-sperm-drinking hat, you mean

I think I'm missing some steps in your logical progression of thought from fish sperm messages to beer-drinking hats for FB. And for that, I am profoundly grateful.

I really love cod roe, but I'm pretty sure some of that is soft roe i.e. cod sperm, apparently. Ah well.

well, have you ever tried to put one of these on your head?

http://www.pskf.ca/sd/images/dcp_4933b.jpg

it smells a little, but maaaaaan is it refreshing

You know, it says "male" and yet it looks...

There's a reason fish biology isn't taught in high schools.

frankly, i was a little turned on

remy, I think we need to find you a girlfriend, post-haste.

can we compromise and find me a mermaid?

Or merman since there's no apparent difference?

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/simpsons-extras/img_9.jpg

boobs, dan, boobs

haha troy mclure

I'm concerned that Dan can't distinguish between mermaids and mermen. And, let's face it, also astonished.