MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

Sara, don't make me send you some Bovril...

Mark C, I don't fear your empty threats!

My lack of fear may be due to the fact that I have lost the key to my mailbox, however.

QUICK RANKINGS - MORE LATER

WINNER: BOVRIL
2ND PLACE: NOT EATING
3RD PLACE: BARELY EDGED BY VEGEMITE
4TH: MARMITE

in many ways i found it difficult to distinguish marmite and vegemite - bovril though was pretty good

i am the only one of our testers that feels this way though

Can I petition to have the thread title changed to "BOVRIL RULZ" etc?

remy, bless him, pocketed the bovril

i even dipped my finger in it on the way home. so did rrrickey, and up to the knuckle.

HI DERE OUT OF CONTEXT THREAD

I was in the supermarket in the "international" section and they had a product that looked exactly like Bovril, same bottle and font I think, but it ws called something else.

Plz explain, Mark C. Is it export Bovril because Bovril is such a bad name??

As far as I can tell Bonox is the Aussie equivalent, but it is in a vegemite-style jar rather than Bovril-style, being also made by Kraft.

Or was it Oxo Spread?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/20/72451728_82995dce8d.jpg

p.s. that is not the real (or at least British) Bovril label.

I can't remember, I might buy it.

While I appreciate reading the rankings (LOL at "NOT EATING"), I would like to see scorecards and photographs, please, Mr. Justen.

WHAT NO DICK SMITH'S "AUSSIEMITE" ????

Dick King Smith?

http://www.biography.com/animalographies/images/babe.jpg

uptoeleven Nick, what do you think of Bovril?

I *think* i like it but my experiences have been mostly confined to the terraces of various football grounds in winter months. I don't think this is an entirely fair test as I'm going to be in love with anything cockles-warming in such nads-shrinking situations.

I can say with confidence, however, that both marmite and vegemite be GROSS. Bovril pwns by default but I shall test it under climate-controlled conditions this weekend and report back.

Smashing - don't forget, good white bread, lightly toasted, generously buttered, with Bovril spread thinly and eaten while still hot. Man, I wonder if I can arrange for this to be my lunch?

I should have a party where all of the finger food is made of marmite/vegemite/bovril.

do you hate your guests?

it came to me late the other night, when i was drunk with a friend and we were doing some tasting

marmite's a salt lick. in 'edible' form

i bought some bovril yesterday and i had some on toast first, then in a hot drink, and i liked both (i'd realised i couldn't remember it very well because it had been such a long time). i still prefer vegemite on toast but bovril is better for drinking. also, i hate marmite.

hey i hate marmite too!

yeah aussiemite is likely better than marmite.

what in the fuck even is 'mar' btw.

mar's bar?

i heard men sprang from thence.

mar (mär)
1. To inflict damage, especially disfiguring damage, on.
2. To impair the soundness, perfection, or integrity of; spoil.

(mär)

that's cute, the dots over the a

wanna see a party trick?

i think so.

aww

Vegemite kicks all of this ass btw

otm

look now!!

GIS for mar, 1st result http://www.porkfist.com/images/zoo/bclions1_2.jpg

btw gis for salt lick is kinda disturbing

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i am not as disturbed by the party trick as i was hoping to be.

you're all mental

Vegemite is the greatest of all spreads!! NO ARGUMENTS TO THIS FACT!!

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what the hell? mightymite???

http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/evryaustralian_2006_718690

ooo look its best before the evilest day of the year.

luckiest day i thought??

oh jergz. how are you still alive?

seriously!

oh ya i am stronger than dirt

wtf this was the best answer?