TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

sleep or keep drinking/eating whatever i can find in fridge t/s?

?BE A TEEM SRARRC

is an anagram for

MSR. CARE BEAR ET ME

STEAMER EMBRACER

SARA? MEMBER ERECT!

my main problem with papa john's has always been that their crust microwaves really badly. otherwise perfectly acceptable anti-lunch.

every crust on every crusted foodstuff ever microwaves badly.

failure of more drinking directly related to inability to find bottle opener in warzone mess of a house

I guess so. but not all of them go quite as gummy and chewy as papa johns. I suppose it is the price of freshness.

xpost.

papa johns is obv not the same in the east coast world

by this i mean that the "mild cheese chilito" in MN carries no impression of freshness

TOMBOT YOU ARE LIVING A "FRESHNESS" LIE

what the fuck is a mild cheese chilito

HOW CAN WE EVER UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER WITHOUT THESE COMMON EXPERIENCES?

we can't. the end.

fin

it is crappy subgrade meat of unknown origin doused in hot sauce mixed with exotic cheddar cheese wrapped in a tortilla

xpost ohno

also, it sucks

i can't wait to eat american food

seriously

it comprises great highs and terrible lows.

we have fresh spam here

EXOTIC!

i feel guilty because i eat so fucking badly it's not even funny anymore (esp cuz it makes me mental) and jordan spent ages yesterday figuring out this shopping list for me, all these foods i like that i'll actually eat that are actually good for me, and he made me promise to get all this stuff tonight and i didn't because thinking about food gives me hives lately.

my grandad used to eat spam and tinned corned beef when i was little - i LOVED that stuff

my state is the origin of spam

we even have a spam festival

to which i have never been

in this way, i am wasting my life

carpe spam

during college, FB and I made friendship spamulets for each other out of a shared spam can

it is possible that we were chemically disabled at the time

i stopped wearing mine due to small cuts from the sharp edges of the tin-snipped can

IN THIS WAY I AM ALSO WASTING MY LIFE

i should probably go lie down now

an army private in my Korean course in California was the SPAM QUEEN one year

she was cute too. I think she still works for united airlines out of Phoenix? she was my stewardess on a flight home from san francisco! so crazy

GOOD NIGHT

good night

You move out of the state, you miss out on getting a spamulet.

the T was really hot today.

I should have taken the T, then I wouldn't have hit black ice on Storrow Drive and tapped some woman from Watertown's bumpber.

there was black ice on storrow?? damn.

I dunno, I was sweaty and nauseated on the T, maybe moreso than interacting with an angry woman from Watertown would make me.

Dear Dan - is your car okay? (Are you okay?) That can shake a person up.
PS I would make you a spamulet if I knew how.

Dear John, I hope you recover from whatever the hell you imbibed last night. I'm sure you're sleeping it off.

Dear Everyone, I will be on your TEEM, but I refuse to look at your anagrams.

The only saving grace was that she wasn't angry. I was very scared thought because I grabbed an old, expired copy of my registration out of my glove compartment box as opposed to the current one.

The thing that irritated me the most is that her bumper was all messed up anyway, so this is basically an excuse for her to replace it. The end result was a new scratch on both of our cars. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

That is just frustrating. I'm sorry!

You are making me realize how unwise I am sometimes about driving in questionable weather if I don't absolutely have to. The night that the roads were so bad on the way to class I got there and I could have stayed overnight. I did not, however, do this. Why? I can't live without my own toothbrush and a change of underwear.

Dan, I'm glad she wasn't angry anyway. But in the case of black ice, no one has the right to be angry.

I'm glad it wasn't a big deal, Dan! I guess driving in Boston you learn to take that stuff in stride.

Well, it helped that there was no real collision (at least not from my side of things) and minimal damage.

I suppose if you're going to be in an accident, that is the kind to be in. But it still sucks.

DAERIST ITR,

what should I eat for lunch???

thai rice foods? pizzas? curry rice? fried tofu? taco bell?

yes