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And Dan wonders why I hesitate to spend my post-class Monday night evenings with you guys!

I am going to try to get to sleep again now. If I can somehow replace the endless loop of Bolero playing in my head, I do think that would help.

you guys are just all being good buddies keeping me company while we wait for the fake shit to hit the practice fan

(xpost overwhelming guilt causes me to clarify that I think John and Caledonia and FB and company are all great and I would spend Monday evenings with them all but it's more that I have no organizational skills in this regard at the moment. <3 to you all)

I am REALLY going to try to sleep now, but I hope to find out tomorrow morning just what kind of job Tom has. ("fake shit to hit the practice fan...?!")

WISH ME LUKS PEEPLES OF THE ITR

xpost IF YOU WERE HEAR WE WOULDS ?BE A TEEM SRARRC

xxpost DRINKING W/TOMBOT = GOAL FOR EASTCOASTRAVAGANZA

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost you sons of btches post too fast

bah

?BE A TEEM SRARRC = itr motto

ohno this ti may aned in teares

also, yes

ohboyohno

see you tomorrow ITR w/bells on

looking at screen w/one eye shut to prevent confusion = SLEEPYTIME USA FOR DRONK JJ

gnight all

10 minute bump

reheated papa johns for whatever meal it is a night shifter eats at four in the morning bump

ate some cheese+tortilla+cholula+microwwavemagic, feeling once again on top of the world bump
xpost HA I FEEL YOUR PAIN

sleep or keep drinking/eating whatever i can find in fridge t/s?

?BE A TEEM SRARRC

is an anagram for

MSR. CARE BEAR ET ME

STEAMER EMBRACER

SARA? MEMBER ERECT!

my main problem with papa john's has always been that their crust microwaves really badly. otherwise perfectly acceptable anti-lunch.

every crust on every crusted foodstuff ever microwaves badly.

failure of more drinking directly related to inability to find bottle opener in warzone mess of a house

I guess so. but not all of them go quite as gummy and chewy as papa johns. I suppose it is the price of freshness.

xpost.

papa johns is obv not the same in the east coast world

by this i mean that the "mild cheese chilito" in MN carries no impression of freshness

TOMBOT YOU ARE LIVING A "FRESHNESS" LIE

what the fuck is a mild cheese chilito

HOW CAN WE EVER UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER WITHOUT THESE COMMON EXPERIENCES?

we can't. the end.

fin

it is crappy subgrade meat of unknown origin doused in hot sauce mixed with exotic cheddar cheese wrapped in a tortilla

xpost ohno

also, it sucks

i can't wait to eat american food

seriously

it comprises great highs and terrible lows.

we have fresh spam here

EXOTIC!

i feel guilty because i eat so fucking badly it's not even funny anymore (esp cuz it makes me mental) and jordan spent ages yesterday figuring out this shopping list for me, all these foods i like that i'll actually eat that are actually good for me, and he made me promise to get all this stuff tonight and i didn't because thinking about food gives me hives lately.

my grandad used to eat spam and tinned corned beef when i was little - i LOVED that stuff

my state is the origin of spam

we even have a spam festival

to which i have never been

in this way, i am wasting my life

carpe spam

during college, FB and I made friendship spamulets for each other out of a shared spam can

it is possible that we were chemically disabled at the time

i stopped wearing mine due to small cuts from the sharp edges of the tin-snipped can

IN THIS WAY I AM ALSO WASTING MY LIFE

i should probably go lie down now

an army private in my Korean course in California was the SPAM QUEEN one year

she was cute too. I think she still works for united airlines out of Phoenix? she was my stewardess on a flight home from san francisco! so crazy

GOOD NIGHT