try putting "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" on it.
― dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
"slips" : http://www.hse.gov.uk/slips/experience.htm
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:03 (eighteen years ago)
THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS.gov
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/national_world&id=5879978
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
Cornballer
first thing i thought of!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:10 (eighteen years ago)
Wolfinger said he didn't know which hand was amputated.
haha, like maybe he chopped the wrong one?
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
move to ITR?
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
yes
― chaki, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
YES YES YES YES
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
yep
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
Move to deep fat fryer.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:17 (eighteen years ago)
FUCKING BE CAREFUL.ca
― robertwolf8080, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.petercallesen.com/index/images/White-Hand.jpg
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
WELCOME TO ITR!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
I keep forgetting that I'm like the only person who uses Site New Answers
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:05 (eighteen years ago)
Site New Answers is key
― carne asada, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
I have no idea how people don't use Site New Answers
― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
ah thanks, I just switched.
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/toxi.JPG http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/hands.JPG
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
It wants to be longer.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
hmm http://www.mirkocredito.com/FRITTURE2007/
― Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
I always thought this sounded like a really good idea because then your hand would be a yummy snack for whenever you needed it.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 January 2008 00:59 (eighteen years ago)
What happens when you finish your hand?
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:31 (eighteen years ago)
then you qualify for a good parking space and a helper monkey.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)
your fried is dumb as shit.
among most entertaining thread reads ever.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 January 2008 06:55 (eighteen years ago)
an ex girlfriend's mother did, in all seriousness, do this once.
she used to dip her hand in the (turned off) deep fat fryer and flick oil into a frying pan for the breakfast in the mornings. one day, someone turned it on first. not very nice.
― darraghmac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
Dan, did you remember to leave a mint under the pillow for our new thread friend?
― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
why is my thread here?
― Richard 3, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
because you are a winner!!!!
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
TADAH!
― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
you people are full of jokes
― Richard 3, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
fried jokes
― Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
I marked it work unsafe so the bright colors would make it easier for you to find. because here at the ITR, we care.
― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
YOU THINK THEY GAVE YOU A HARD TIME
― A baby, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
DEEP FRIED BABY
― Richard 3, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
How's your friend (besides tasty)?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 January 2008 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
I guess this didn't happen after all ;_;
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)
at least he didn't put his eye in there.
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
True
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
he probably immediately touched his eye
― roxymuzak, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)
Will they never learn?
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
pics?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 21:37 (eighteen years ago)
james redd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:56 (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink
omg
― オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 14:48 (five years ago)
― imago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 14:53 (five years ago)
I did not need to watch that
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:02 (five years ago)
a co-worker at LJS accidentally dipped his whole arm in a deep fryer. he was so fucking tough about it, it was unbelievable. i was right next to him, making hushpuppies, and then i heard him make a sustained grunt, and then before i knew it the franchise owner was there, they're rushing to the hospital, they're cleaning out the fryer, etc. meanwhile, on the other three fryers we continued serving delicious breaded fish, chicken, and shrimp to whoever's willing to pay
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:03 (five years ago)
sorry CaAL - figured reposting a video in the 'HELP! My friend stuck his hand in my deep fryer' came with an implicit health warning
― オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:31 (five years ago)
disappointed that no-one responded 'madness' to Richard 3
― オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 15:32 (five years ago)
this is a hell of a short story
"sustained grunt" is haunting
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:21 (five years ago)
a sustained grunt would be what i'd imagine you'd muster if transfixed by a longbow
― imago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 17:26 (five years ago)