TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

You can't tell me that 4th graders don't LOVE to look at gross stuff, though. My kid will sit and page through my medical dictionary just to look at more gross stuff!!!!

e-mail the dept. director (now my immediate supervisor and 100000x more awesome than former boss) cc'ed me on:

I HAVE RESERVED OUR CONFERENCE ROOM (ENG 245) FOR YOUR C****** REVIEW ALL DAY (8-5) ON APRIL 16. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WILL NOT BE NEEDING THIS ROOM AS I HAVE MOVED A COUPLE OF OTHER MEETINGS ON THAT DAY.

J*********

ps. I AM NOT SHOUTING. I KNOW YOU LIKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS :)

The "ps" is an awesome touch!

Your cunting review?

crumpet

cockles

cantrip

original jim woodring drawing is AWESOME

all of my c****** jokes offend even me

kudon'ts

on a side note, someone plz explain this picture:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f310/mdesan/Birthday-Galore.gif

hint: it is something that could be googled and effect the person the e-mail was sent to so I censored it.

crab louse is too many letters

oh, the asterisks don't represent the actual number of letters in the word. :D

WELL NOW YOU TELL US.

As for the photo -- it accurate depicts the inner life of most ELP fans.

accurateLY

jessie is very mysterious this morning

Dan - that picture just makes me grateful that neither of my children had hair until they were 2

Fisher Price's My First Wig

there is a new junky in this house, and he arrived at 2:30 a.m. and woke me up screaming 'sammo's home, bitchezz'

hopefully he will sleep until noon

Try punching him in the nuts.

that might be a turn-on

Offer him McDonald's coupons and tell him to go away.

Have you thought about pawning a bunch of their shit and using the money to get to a commune in Portland?

i am taking copious story notes

also they will all be going to burlesque shows in vegas on sunday, so i'll get the house to myself for a week

http://www.startribune.com/local/16382776.html

^^ is everyone ok??

i'd just like ppl to check in, is all

gff: always making sure the Minnesotans have survived another night of questionable behavior

(I'm boring, so of course I'm fine)

i am taking copious story notes

THAT much was clear. Have them go on a failed trip here.

NO INCOMPREHENSIBLE TEXT MESSAGES FROM FB LAST NIGHT, WHERE SHOULD I SEND THE WREATH?

lolz

protip: stay the fuck out of ham lake

"Honey, I want to go swimming in a lake of ham and ham juice."

by the shores of baconly

I prefer sweet lakes to salty lakes.

I somehow sense Dan is preparing the zing of zings to that comment.

lakes vs. latkes

Sara, be happy I am totally leaving that one alone.

hahaha NO COMMENT THEN

good morning itr! i'm so glad the title didn't break!

since ned and jj know woodring's stuff, i'll post a photo of it later on the ^_^ thread; it's a simple painting of pushpaw, tail wagging, thinking of pupshaw (who's running in a thought bubble), called 'slight chance of rain'. the awesome thing is that it's quite big - probably about 11x12".

Cool. We need more things to ^_^ about.

well well well

ONE HOUR BUMP

Why can't my son ask for a pencil without WHINING. That tone just makes me insane.

You should have removed his vocal cords at birth and you wouldn't have to deal with that. Foresight, I tell you.

Just one of many things that I overlooked.

i like to think of this thread title as a cowcatcher on the train that is ILX, shoving slowmoving threads brutally into its wake