TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

i sort of want to open a pizza parlor

wise words.

tonight the gays got all pissed off at me for making posole and guacamole for dinner, which they called 'fancy fucking restaurant shit that looks like crap' and then they refused to eat it and went to mcdonalds. when i told 'em i thought they were being immature, they said they would only eat that kind of thing if, like, a chef had made it. they didn't want

i tried to explain that i was a chef, and that i had worked in restaurant kitchens for years, but they refused to eat it just the same and told me that nobody at home should be cooking anything with more than three ingredients.

what kind of fucked up culinary era are we in when people distrust home-cooked comfort food made by a guy with kitchen training in favor of deep-fried fast food?

remy you make all these people up

remy, please bring your posole and guacamole to Northfield, MN immediately; I promise it will be appreciated.

max - running a restaurant is teh suck. I'd advise against it based on my father's experience (which admittedly I only experienced as his daughter and a waitress/kitchen slave, but still).

jergins/tom - I'm SURE my mother still doesn't know what HTCE is, but that might be why she's such a bad cook. We just bought HTCE a few weeks ago, actually.

you would say that about jon too, but he posts here

oh wait, steve shasta and jaxon have met a bunch of these crazy gay cuzzins

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WHOO HOO!

oh sorry i didn't read the thread hello are we all happy?

Well obviously YOU are.

did any of you northfield people ever know a kid with the last name 3nn1s?

I have no idea why that sounds familiar. I'm not from here originally; I just kind of wound up here at college and then stayed due to circumstances. Sometimes I feel like I recognize every person in town, though.

the father chairs the math department at one of the colleges?

Hmmmm. Okay... I know a couple of math profs, but that name isn't familiar.

My one semester of calc did kind of drive me away from math classes forever, I confess.

All that being said, if I saw the person I might recognize them, especially if there were at Carleton. My husband works in the same building that houses the math dept. there.

huh. how long ago? i was a momentary math major at carleton, but i don't recall the name from there

i did also drink a lot, and i am drunk now, so my testimony? QUESTIONABLE

WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!

i go to bed now. whoooo. oh boy

my friend gr3g0ry 3nnis is from n-field, but he is only 28. i also went to college with a k4rst3n 1und, from n-field, and he won a writing award i wanted dearly.

hahaha, I must have missed John's moment of math-major-ing. I remember English and then physics and that's it. And I can definitely vouch for him drinking a lot.

Good night John, btw!

I lol'd at 'fancy fucking restaurant shit that looks like crap'.

also: finished workk for the weekk!

But i got to catch up on some fucking study this weekend. I fucking hate it >:(

xpost I feel like those names are familiar, but I don't know WHY! Maybe I need to read the Northfield News more closely. Although this last one had a completely irritating article about a close friend's ex-bf, who I don't particularly like that I can only describe as a hagiography.

remy, I'll try to figure out if I have a clue who those people are.

i swear i was going to leave rap producer thread alone, but prefuse 73 dude left me with no choice in the matter ok srsly gnight

xxxxxpost ok names seem familiar but i will review tomorrow perhaps when sober must sleep oh shit a comfortable pillow............................................

W4lter, I'll be studying this weekend, too. I have class all day Saturday! And tons of papers and stuff due! And a huge test-out on Monday night and I'm SO not ready!

You're not alone, dude.

Yeah I'm just not used to it at the moment I guess. It's compleeeeeete bullshit too. "REPORTING & PROFESSIONAL PRACTICE".

standards + ethics wank.

I'm so angry.

I'm sorry. While I love my profs and the other students in my class, I have a loathing of group projects and we're finishing up two of them.

One is a tobacco abuse prevention thing that we're supposed to teach to 4th graders, but because 4th graders don't have school on weekends or evenings, we have to PRETEND we are 4th graders for everyone else's presentation. Saturday morning is going to be loooong.

Okay, I'm going to bed now. Tomorrow I will wrestle my "reflection paper" into APA format.

Thanks for being cool/supportive/interesting today, ITR. I <3 you all.

good night sara<3

G'night! :) also Sara, yours is way more intersting than mine.

holy shit i hope i got here in time BUMP

phew! so i got home from work and opened my graduation prez and it is AWESOME AND BEAUTIFUL AND PROBABLY THE MOST MEANINGFUL GIFT I'VE BEEN GIVEN IN MY LIFE. if any of you have heard of jim woodring, it's an original black ink drawing of pupshaw and pushpaw that jordan commmissioned for me, and it has a particularly personal significance and i love it!!

i think this thread title might be unbreakable

oh god i don't know how much longer i can stay awake to bump the thread! someone else better wake up soon! sara where are you?!?

one last bump before i pass outttttttttttttttttttttttttt

HI DERE WITH THE PICKUP

An original Jim Woodring? V. nice!

ok hardcore lolling at the producers' thread

AWAKE again!

yours is way more intersting than mine.

W4lter, you probably won't even read this, but do you mean the tobacco abuse prevention project? It's so SILLY! Maybe that = interesting, though.

We've certainly had hysterical laughter while working in our group, though. One of the anti-smoking images I found on the Web grossed everyone out so much that they decided we couldn't use it if it really was 4th graders. Not because the health problem was the issues (although that was gross), but because the guy in the picture's facial hair looks suspiciously like pubic hair.

You can't tell me that 4th graders don't LOVE to look at gross stuff, though. My kid will sit and page through my medical dictionary just to look at more gross stuff!!!!

e-mail the dept. director (now my immediate supervisor and 100000x more awesome than former boss) cc'ed me on:

I HAVE RESERVED OUR CONFERENCE ROOM (ENG 245) FOR YOUR C****** REVIEW ALL DAY (8-5) ON APRIL 16. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WILL NOT BE NEEDING THIS ROOM AS I HAVE MOVED A COUPLE OF OTHER MEETINGS ON THAT DAY.

J*********

ps. I AM NOT SHOUTING. I KNOW YOU LIKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS :)

The "ps" is an awesome touch!

Your cunting review?

crumpet

cockles

cantrip

original jim woodring drawing is AWESOME

all of my c****** jokes offend even me

kudon'ts