TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

i hope he doesn't get gravy on his shirt or slop bait onto his shoes.

lol i live v near the bur1eigh baers leagues klub, alas i have never been. also alas: i have only been fishing maybe twice in my life.

Although ---I'm actually meant to be enjoying the "famous gc night life" this sat night coz an acquaintance (who is a twat) is having his bday party at some "swanky" place at main beach , but i will pike and not go. gf will be unimpressed >:O

..that didn't really need 'and not go'

hellooooo itr i just did the work of a thousand men.

^^^ok not actually true, but i have been doing the work of about 3 people because everyone i work with sucks ass bigtime. but the upshot is that due to my 'attitude adjustment' recently i am HELLA (i'm practising the slang for living in oakland) popular... shit, i'm raking in about 10x more tips than anyone else, and even better is that my customers keep telling my boss how awesome i am. i still hate my job but it's bearable when my fragile little ego gets stroked.

thank god walter and ruby, i was so alone here, it was awful.

walter, i have never been to the burl3igh b3ars but they advertise it at the movies and it looks hilariously bad, i am a bit obsessed with it, i fear i will end up there one day and it won't be funny at all, just dispiriting.

ruby, i met a girl from nz today who reminded me of you, she was very cute. i was kindly disposed towards her from the outset because of the similarity, i beamed at her.

i hope not too broadly, and not for too long.

morning in Minnesota bump

yay my iPhone is back in working order

terrible morning moment of putting on cold shoes

Did remy survive the horniness?

Will Sara be a gay man cook?

Will John's feet freeze in his shoes and snap off, causing the Canadian police to initiate inquiries?

Tune in tomorrow, or in two minutes?

yes
oddly, yes
no

Sara should have a TV show and a theme song.

"Sara R-C, she cooks today!
But she is a man -- and secretly gay!"

cook

stupid sleep-deprived vision

Well now you're awake.

In theory

Cooking John's toes should warm them right up.

...and, served with a bit of basil, they will make a lovely spring appetizer!!!

well that's my desire for lunch taken care of

whoa, hungover. i really cannot afford to get drunk in this house, or some hideous hijinks are gonna ensue.

in other words: last night i got walked in on when i was in the bathroom. culprit was my cousin's weird little live-in boytoy-for-pay-maybe. 'oh, you're in here' he said, and made no move to leave. i looked back at him, tiny, hairless, svelte like an alopeciaed gazelle, and in some sort of a drunken stupor i said 'you remind me of a bald monkey.'

he was upset.

later, my cuz's cat pooped on the floor. neither my cousin nor the svelte gazelle would take care of the mess, so i picked it up, threw it in the trash and washed my hands. cuz & gazelle screamed, cried, and freaked out at 'what a nasty boy' i was. later, the cat did the same thing on the couch. so i went over, picked up two crusty cat poop-balls, and threw one at each of them.

that shut 'em up.

actually, it didn't, and i had to go to mcdonald's to buy them chicken nuggets at midnight.

sobriety hoy

I thought you were getting out of LA to relax.

i have taken to wearing headphones plugged into nothing more than my pocket

remy, your situation sounds amusing, but perhaps untenable for more than a few days. What's your next move?

(Also, what the hell do your cousin and his boyfriend do when their cat poops in an inappropriate place? Just leave it and call it part of the decor?!)

It is shockingly easy to gross Dan out xpost

Oh, so you want to put John's toes in your mouth?

No, in YOUR mouth.

"JOHN'S FEET: NOT SO GROSS AFTER ALL NUM NUM NUM" - Sara R-C

cannibalism in a few easy steps?

How to Roast a Gazelle

exploring the (in)sole of the modern man-eater

lol, why is sending Jon W linkspank spam so fun

He gets (even more) jittery.

I promise you that I have never so much as considered getting anywhere near John's toes.

It's really not a very good thread at all but I really have to LOL at Curt1s posting LJ's Facebook commentary re: that vacuum cleaner thread.

some of those brits are really fucking nasty on that thread, it got me upset.

Well, looking at the ppl who got nasty, is it really a surprise? It's the same folks who always advocate beating the shit out of ppl.

yeah, i know. i should be immune to their particular charms.

uh-oh, is title gone?

ruby, i met a girl from nz today who reminded me of you, she was very cute. i was kindly disposed towards her from the outset because of the similarity, i beamed at her.

-- estela

awww <3 <3 <3 i'm sure she appreciated your beaming, lengthy smile! i am bumping before i go spend the next 8hrs in shoe hell, followed by 5hrs in waitressing hell.

xpost It looks like it is still there.

Sorry to slack in my duties; we're taking Cutty Sark to be put to sleep this afternoon.

Rubyredd - give 'em hell yourself!

aw, that sucks

Yeah, it kind of does. I was doing okay until J got really upset about it on the way to school. Then it was tears all around.

If there's an upside, it is that Cutty Sark is very old and it is obviously the right thing to do. She's not eating or drinking anymore; she can't make it much longer.

But we'll miss her.

sad pet story prevents my usual blast bump style

Sorry to be so depressing today. We just got back from the vet and I have a blinding headache from crying. But it was very peaceful.

I have to go get the kids in a few minutes and I have to try to hold it together here.

*good thoughts and love for all*

:/ i'm sorry sara, good luck talking w. the little people.

Perhaps a dancing squid will help distract you from your sorrows:

http://www.mindspring.com/~erica/squid/spix/dance.gif

...Then again, perhaps not.

just remember, whenever bad things happen, in some small way, it is probably Fluffy Bears fault

Thanks guys. You're the best.

hells yeah team itr consoles and comforts like a motherfucker

DAMN SON IMA BRIGHTEN YOUR DARK DAY

Oh, but both are FANT!

so fucking tired, don'tknow what I'm doing