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They were talking Bloom County for a while, which made it less painful.

Also lol @ P3rry.

P3rry cracks me up. I don't know how drunk he was at the time, but he complained to me that because I was married, we "couldn't make out." For about a second, I thought about promising that if anything ever happened to A. that he'd be the first person I made out with, but then I thought... hmmmm, maybe not.

honest-to-god headline in campus newspaper: MacArthur: Call him Locus, J-Lo, Ja-Lokie, he'll be like 'What's up?'

They were talking Bloom County for a while, which made it less painful.

I TAKE CREDIT.

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TOMBOT plz abuse mod powers and change ILE thread "Guys, GQ asserts that your size = your happiness" title to "BECAUSE OF THE WANG"

John, you're supposed to USE the birthday spackle. Get to work.

also, tombot plz without warning or explanation move primary thread to workshy teadrinkers board to create headpopping fun for the rest of the afternoon, its a slow day at work.

hahaha yes, do that plz

i just realized my ups driver looks EXACTLY like the ice truck killer from Dexter season one

this is unsettling

i am comitted to keeping this thread title alive because it is v v annoying in all the right ways

I'm so sorry for him. That dude was the opposite of sexy somehow. (Dexter himself though... not so bad!)

Also you maybe want to avoid being alone with that guy.

(Best looking person of entire cast of Dexter: dude who plays Doakes. LOVE HIM)

The guy who owns the record store here in town looks bizarrely like James Woods.

blah blah work sux bump

Must go pick the kids up from school bump

Home safe bump?

Safe, alive, and J has already changed into a "princess dress."

I must now make a fruitless effort to get my hands to warm up again.

wait, which record store?

i has worked in all this northfield record store

I don't know how long it has been here; Fine Groove Records. It's on Division (although, really, where else would it be). I haven't been down there in months, but it's on the Econofoods (formerly More 4) side of the street - I think just down from Hogan Brothers.

(omg I need a Hogan Bros sandwich RIGHT NOW)

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MORE 4 IS GONE :(:(:(:(:(

that should be followed by some of this ?!?!?!?!!??!?! business

is this fine groove by the library? if so that dude is a DICK

i did however exploit his ignorance of vinyl pricing for several years out of spite

Well, I still think of it as MORE 4 myself. Econofoods is just boring. Also Petricka's is entirely gone and there's, like, condo retirement homes there or something. Instead there is a Cub Foods on Hwy 3 toward Dundas. It sucks. Same owners; way poorer customer service.

I guess Fine Groove is sort of by the library, in the sense that the library is on the same side of Division... the two buildings are a few blocks apart. That being said, downtown Northfield businesses seem to be playing musical building and it could be the same store/same guy. NO IDEA.

I can't speak for his prices (like I would have a clue) or his persona. I just know that he looks exactly like James Woods. Whenever I see him in town I wonder what he's doing away from the set of SHARK.

OH SHIT

A SHARK

hahaha, have you ever seen that show? It's terrible! I saw part of one episode while waiting to watch the news one night.

The plot was about a plastic surgeon trading plastic surgery in exchange for sex. I'm sure this means I'm a terrible person, but I considered that for a second and said, "HEY, THAT'S A REALLY GOOD DEAL!"

It's apparently Thursday already; here in the US we just don't know it yet bump

hungry. irritable. still at work. bump.

I hope you get home soon and get some food. I'm on the phone with my Dad working out last minute stuff with his checkbooks. FUN

I have big, exciting treadmill and homework plans later. BE JEALOUS ITR

I'm also hungry, irritable and at work. I kind of got angry at a secretary before and a coworker said 'shiiit, what is up with you today?' :D

cousin and his boytoy are fucking bitchy, bitchiness is contagious, i am gonna come down with gay-bitchy measles

i like the sound of this affliction, please post lots.

OK NOW I AM DRINKING A BEER ALL IS WELL

Is it a gay bitchy beer, in honor of Remy's plight?

it is black label. maybe?

Obviously the answer is yes.

Done with treadmill walk to War of the Worlds.

Tom Cruise kind of scares me.

yes

In a way, the movie worked okay because he wasn't playing a likeable character anyway. It was good treadmill fare due to multiple actions scenes with explosions.

oh gawd, they are talking about carrie fisher and j/oing each other