TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

IS IT 108 MINTUES YET

must not let terribly long thread title that annoys others die

oh but so tired

I'll take the reins.

i will help you, walter.

ease the burden

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the ITR.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the ITR.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he
questioned the ITR about it:

"ITR, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

The ITR replied:

"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."

BUMP

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Christ_Giving_His_Blessing.jpg/430px-Christ_Giving_His_Blessing.jpg

estela, I lol'd hard. I remember the headmaster/rector of the school i went to MAINLINED that shit

i went to catholic schools too.

tombot that's the most slappable jesus i've ever seen, he looks like he would wear a rat on his shoulder while he recited poetry downtown.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THX_1138#_ref-3

bump before i go to sleep

i have to go to sleep too. maybe one day i will see thx movie, i have meant to for a long time.

Good job on the title defense, folks!

uh oh am i too late?

PHEW

STAY STRONG

i love these mornings where i get to wake up and go over to the computer to see what drunken hijinks i was up to late last night.

GOOD WORK YOU GUYS!!!!

It is funny how, no matter what time I wake up, I never like to do actually get out of bed.

You all crack me up, though.

Blessings upon you, my children.

no

okay, maybe ONE blessing

*adjusts robes*

ya nvr mind

WAIT YOU GUYS. HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT NED HAS JESUS HAIR?

I think it's more "have you noticed that Jesus hair has a NED?"

So you're saying that praying to Ned will do us no good?!

This is truly ;_;

It'll do plenty of good.

to your rampant EGO

sorry, EGGO

Maybe Ned can help my grades somehow.

How much better do you want than 100%????

Hey, I have a lot of papers due this week and a big test-out! There's no guarantee that I'll get good grades on those.

MAYBE I'LL FAIL, WHO KNOWS?!

JESUS HAIR KNOWS

The test-out is this mini-assessment thing, and I should practice on more people. WHY ARE YOU ALL TOO FAR AWAY FOR ME TO LISTEN TO YOUR LUNG AND BOWEL SOUNDS, HUH?!

Well that's my desire for lunch taken care of.

See, and if you were closer I could help you if you were on a diet. By grossing you out!

THRD BUMP

Another hour yet... bump

I'm sitting here trying to write a reflection paper, but mostly distracting myself by online shopping at Amazon.com because I have a gift certificate and some birthday money STILL...

nice

Ha, yeah, now I got distracted from shopping for myself by trying to sort what book I should get for Alex about BODY CHANGES and related info.

So I'm reading Amazon.com reviews, and the same books will get both "OMG THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR MY DELICATE LITTLE CHILD" and "OMG THIS BOOK WILL SCARE THEM AWAY FROM ANY KIND OF SEX THOUGHT FOREVER" reviews.

Meanwhile, I'm just trying to process the notion that my little guy who was once 4 and a half pounds in the NICU is going to have facial hair someday. WAHT

I still can't believe my little cousins are both in COLLEGE and one is GRADUATING this year.

yeah - it's CRAZY. I have a cousin who has graduated from college who I swear I think of as being in 8th grade.

The HE WAS MY TINY BABY thing is even more disorienting - if you can even imagine that!

"He was my tiny baby... now he has PUBIC HAIR"

I CAN'T EVEN GO THERE, DUDE

You're gonna have to someday!

Well okay, maybe not literally "go there", that would be incest. But it's gonna happen!

(this is the thread where I gloat about the fact that I don't live within smacking distance of my high school friends)