TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

The bad thing is that I think we might have to have Cutty Sark, our older cat, put to sleep this week. She's just not doing well. We got her right after we got married and she's sooooo MY kitty and it just makes me really sad.

That's really bad news Sara, I'm sorry to hear it.

Thanks W4lter. Yeah, it sucks. She's had a long, good life and everything but it still sucks.

Yuh I remember when I was about 21 the family cat who been around my whole life died, I was v cut up. She was a great cat.

Aw, your cat really lived a very long time!

Unfortunately, this next week is the week with a million assignments due and a big test-out at the end as this first nursing class ends, so I feel like I'm going to maybe have to say good bye in this awfully rushed way. But maybe that's a good thing in some way.

(or maybe she'll magically get better overnight, but I kind of doubt it)

One hour later bump

so drunk, so early, sry bout your cat you can have mine bump

hehxpost sara u r tru thred defender

I feel like I should write about something cheerier than impending cat death.

Let's see... I'm still laughing to myself about FB drunkenly explaining my husband to me on Sat. night. (This is funny mainly because FB has met my husband maybe 4 times while I have been married to my husband for twelve and a half years.)

Hi John. Thanks for the offer of your cat, but I think you'll change your mind when you sober up.

Also I haven't quite forgiven you for telling me that I was "too short" to play football the other night.

Okay I'm over it now.

i believe that the term i used was "too midgety"

which is totally different

BACK IN THE DOGHOUSE WHERE YOU BELONG, IRISH

I'm going off to sleep and so will not be bumping the thread for a few hours. So in about 108 minutes, someone get to it, will ya?

Good night!

IS IT 108 MINTUES YET

must not let terribly long thread title that annoys others die

oh but so tired

I'll take the reins.

i will help you, walter.

ease the burden

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the ITR.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the ITR.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he
questioned the ITR about it:

"ITR, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

The ITR replied:

"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."

BUMP

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Christ_Giving_His_Blessing.jpg/430px-Christ_Giving_His_Blessing.jpg

estela, I lol'd hard. I remember the headmaster/rector of the school i went to MAINLINED that shit

i went to catholic schools too.

tombot that's the most slappable jesus i've ever seen, he looks like he would wear a rat on his shoulder while he recited poetry downtown.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THX_1138#_ref-3

bump before i go to sleep

i have to go to sleep too. maybe one day i will see thx movie, i have meant to for a long time.

Good job on the title defense, folks!

uh oh am i too late?

PHEW

STAY STRONG

i love these mornings where i get to wake up and go over to the computer to see what drunken hijinks i was up to late last night.

GOOD WORK YOU GUYS!!!!

It is funny how, no matter what time I wake up, I never like to do actually get out of bed.

You all crack me up, though.

Blessings upon you, my children.

no

okay, maybe ONE blessing

*adjusts robes*

ya nvr mind

WAIT YOU GUYS. HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT NED HAS JESUS HAIR?

I think it's more "have you noticed that Jesus hair has a NED?"

So you're saying that praying to Ned will do us no good?!

This is truly ;_;

It'll do plenty of good.

to your rampant EGO

sorry, EGGO

Maybe Ned can help my grades somehow.

How much better do you want than 100%????

Hey, I have a lot of papers due this week and a big test-out! There's no guarantee that I'll get good grades on those.

MAYBE I'LL FAIL, WHO KNOWS?!

JESUS HAIR KNOWS