TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

More seriously, we tried using a leash with our cat and it was a hopeless cause. Maybe some cats will go for it, but I kind of think not.

I have to go get the kids, go to one of the kids' conferences, and then leave for school. So if I don't get back to it, please proceed with thread bumping for the next 8 hours or so AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

when i see a cat on a leash, i point at it and yell "cat on a leash! cat on a leash!", much to the embarrassment of the cat in question.

few things actually reach the heights of greatness that cat taunting does.

Among those few things: when the cat taunts back.

Very few people know this, but John's concave chest issues stem directly from a tragic cat taunting incident in his childhood.

That cat was also driving the van that ran him down while John was on his bike.

fukcing catz

That's what you get for taunting them, though.

A CHEST-INNIE

i bet this thread is really annoying to have stuck on the top of "site new answers" for our unwashed non-itr brethren

also OH SHIT A BEAR

WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP A BOMP A BUMP

SO LOENLY

i am so bored that i am updating our company website. bleh.

can I play a moog through a guitar amp

for a very short period of time very quietly, yes.

YAAAAAAAAAAH

ok so this thread title has magic powers i think

otm i'm starting to get freaked out.

OH SHIT

A BEAR UNBROKEABLE THREAD TITLE

OHSHIT

never mind.

heh

HOME! ALIVE! READY TO BUMP THREAD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!

The bad thing is that I think we might have to have Cutty Sark, our older cat, put to sleep this week. She's just not doing well. We got her right after we got married and she's sooooo MY kitty and it just makes me really sad.

That's really bad news Sara, I'm sorry to hear it.

Thanks W4lter. Yeah, it sucks. She's had a long, good life and everything but it still sucks.

Yuh I remember when I was about 21 the family cat who been around my whole life died, I was v cut up. She was a great cat.

Aw, your cat really lived a very long time!

Unfortunately, this next week is the week with a million assignments due and a big test-out at the end as this first nursing class ends, so I feel like I'm going to maybe have to say good bye in this awfully rushed way. But maybe that's a good thing in some way.

(or maybe she'll magically get better overnight, but I kind of doubt it)

One hour later bump

so drunk, so early, sry bout your cat you can have mine bump

hehxpost sara u r tru thred defender

I feel like I should write about something cheerier than impending cat death.

Let's see... I'm still laughing to myself about FB drunkenly explaining my husband to me on Sat. night. (This is funny mainly because FB has met my husband maybe 4 times while I have been married to my husband for twelve and a half years.)

Hi John. Thanks for the offer of your cat, but I think you'll change your mind when you sober up.

Also I haven't quite forgiven you for telling me that I was "too short" to play football the other night.

Okay I'm over it now.

i believe that the term i used was "too midgety"

which is totally different

BACK IN THE DOGHOUSE WHERE YOU BELONG, IRISH

I'm going off to sleep and so will not be bumping the thread for a few hours. So in about 108 minutes, someone get to it, will ya?

Good night!

IS IT 108 MINTUES YET

must not let terribly long thread title that annoys others die

oh but so tired

I'll take the reins.

i will help you, walter.

ease the burden

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with the ITR.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to the ITR.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he
questioned the ITR about it:

"ITR, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

The ITR replied:

"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you."

BUMP

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Christ_Giving_His_Blessing.jpg/430px-Christ_Giving_His_Blessing.jpg

estela, I lol'd hard. I remember the headmaster/rector of the school i went to MAINLINED that shit

i went to catholic schools too.