TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

I'm totally picturing you singing those lines Cyndi Lauper style.

WELL WELL WELL WELL

first day w/o former boss and day is delightfully quiet. although she did "stop by" a second ago.

I am having second thoughts about what I did to the title, guys

You are going to let us get out alive then?

jessie, your ex-boss MISSES you already!

The next time she comes in, you should greet her with her name, then greet her breasts with the names she posted on her blog. I bet she stops dropping by.

http://gizmodo.com/361539/chocolate-master-chief-penis-helmet

I dare any of you to buy these for party favors at your next event.

I REALLY like chocolate, so i hope my dick doesn't eat this before she does. Stupid greedy dick.

^^^^ This guy needs some anatomy and physiology re-education.

so it is being reported to me that my roommate is trying to buy a leash for my cat.

If that's a euphemism, it may be time to get a new roommate.

"I'm sorry, but I just can't live with you anymore. Your euphemisms are just too confusing."

I think if it was a euphemism I'd be more okay with it.

More seriously, we tried using a leash with our cat and it was a hopeless cause. Maybe some cats will go for it, but I kind of think not.

I have to go get the kids, go to one of the kids' conferences, and then leave for school. So if I don't get back to it, please proceed with thread bumping for the next 8 hours or so AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

when i see a cat on a leash, i point at it and yell "cat on a leash! cat on a leash!", much to the embarrassment of the cat in question.

few things actually reach the heights of greatness that cat taunting does.

Among those few things: when the cat taunts back.

Very few people know this, but John's concave chest issues stem directly from a tragic cat taunting incident in his childhood.

That cat was also driving the van that ran him down while John was on his bike.

fukcing catz

That's what you get for taunting them, though.

A CHEST-INNIE

i bet this thread is really annoying to have stuck on the top of "site new answers" for our unwashed non-itr brethren

also OH SHIT A BEAR

WHO PUT THE BOMP IN THE BOMP A BOMP A BUMP

SO LOENLY

i am so bored that i am updating our company website. bleh.

can I play a moog through a guitar amp

for a very short period of time very quietly, yes.

YAAAAAAAAAAH

ok so this thread title has magic powers i think

otm i'm starting to get freaked out.

OH SHIT

A BEAR UNBROKEABLE THREAD TITLE

OHSHIT

never mind.

heh

HOME! ALIVE! READY TO BUMP THREAD EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!

The bad thing is that I think we might have to have Cutty Sark, our older cat, put to sleep this week. She's just not doing well. We got her right after we got married and she's sooooo MY kitty and it just makes me really sad.

That's really bad news Sara, I'm sorry to hear it.

Thanks W4lter. Yeah, it sucks. She's had a long, good life and everything but it still sucks.

Yuh I remember when I was about 21 the family cat who been around my whole life died, I was v cut up. She was a great cat.

Aw, your cat really lived a very long time!

Unfortunately, this next week is the week with a million assignments due and a big test-out at the end as this first nursing class ends, so I feel like I'm going to maybe have to say good bye in this awfully rushed way. But maybe that's a good thing in some way.

(or maybe she'll magically get better overnight, but I kind of doubt it)

One hour later bump

so drunk, so early, sry bout your cat you can have mine bump

hehxpost sara u r tru thred defender

I feel like I should write about something cheerier than impending cat death.

Let's see... I'm still laughing to myself about FB drunkenly explaining my husband to me on Sat. night. (This is funny mainly because FB has met my husband maybe 4 times while I have been married to my husband for twelve and a half years.)

Hi John. Thanks for the offer of your cat, but I think you'll change your mind when you sober up.

Also I haven't quite forgiven you for telling me that I was "too short" to play football the other night.

Okay I'm over it now.