THREAD TO ESTABLISH PERMANENT EMOTICON TO BE USED IN RESPONSE TO POSTS EXPOSING HATRED OF PERFECT FOODS SUCH AS CORN DOGS

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Shit.

en i see kay, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

xpost, but, y'know, not.

en i see kay, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

that is kind of brilliant hd

deeznuts, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

Like, on the cob?

Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

That could work.

Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/317/Batter_Fried_CornOnTheCob45948.shtml

LIKE THIS

HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

nah they usually fry them, but they're premade (xpost)

Euler, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

kettle corn corn

Mr. Que, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)

Why do I still not own a deep fat fryer? WHY

Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

Jesus, this is the perfect food for me to make for the house of four dudes I currently live with.

It's meatless for me, yet shows the kind of trademark disregard for all food-related decency that makes the early-20's American male salivate.

en i see kay, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

You'll be a hero!

Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/16/161593/13_2008/flirting.jpg

remy bean, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

oops, wrong thread.

remy bean, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

No, I think this is exactly the right thread.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)

Minnesotans don't eat lutefisk. They only have it on the store shelves for show. Minnesotans eat Leann Chin's orange chicken, and are terrified of eating at any restaurant that is not a fast food chain.

Except.. I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.

Also I am mostly indifferent to corn dogs.

rollerbeef, Thursday, 7 August 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.

This is simultaneously a Raymond Carver short story and a Zen koan.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 August 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

i have never had a corn dog, but i have had corn and dog. no wait...

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

i have had a "lobster corn dog"

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

wait wau what? please tell us more about this lobster corn dog

BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)

Only way to have a lobster corn dog is if you are wearing capris.

libcrypt, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not sure why my wife calls them "bitch pants".

libcrypt, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

Does it have to do with the pants themselves or what's inside?

libcrypt, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

This thread is making my head spin.

But I might just be hungry.

Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

wait wau what? please tell us more about this lobster corn dog

the dog = lobster. it is native to the region of HI DERE.

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

but not to hi dere's native region

tehresa, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

so we are talking lobster breaded in corn meal?!?!???

scarawesomed

BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

So, wait, how is the lobster cooked then... just, like, fried inside the breading?

Hmmmmmm. I might be able to get behind that.

Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:48 (seventeen years ago)

Fried inside the exoskeleton even. It's an oddly shaped dog.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)

Well, I do like crunchy snacks...

Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)

i feel like i am living in a lobster trap of lies

BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 8 August 2008 05:34 (seventeen years ago)

Claw your way out.

Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 05:43 (seventeen years ago)

Birth pants are made out of placentas. Asshole pants are made out of hemp.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

never heard of a lobster corn dog. i have heard of a lobster roll though which is a hot dog bun filled with lobster meat.

Mr. Que, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22lobster+corn+dog%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

one of those links claims it as a signature Michael Mina recipe, but I thot Jasper White was first

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

could be wrong

gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

xp mmmmmm lobster rolls YUM

Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

omg I was hoping the lobster corn dog involved lobster sausage mmmmmmmmmmm

HI DERE, Saturday, 9 August 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

lobstage

HI DERE, Saturday, 9 August 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

The tantric form of poppage, I presume.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 August 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

i had corn and dog tonight. also, coleslaw, watermelon and the king of beers.

gabbneb, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:20 (seventeen years ago)

authorities are negotiating round-the-clock for your release.

Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

bob dylan played my last meal

gabbneb, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:43 (seventeen years ago)

nothing ruins an execution like a dancing dude with "SOY BOMB" painted on his chest

BLACK BEYONCE, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

Not if he's the guy being executed.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

I thought that guy was really cool in junior high.

Abbott, Friday, 15 August 2008 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

Bahaha, yup, I still have a pic I drew of him & Dylan. Not wort scanning tho.

Abbott, Friday, 15 August 2008 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

ITR CLASSIC THREAD BUMP

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

also i want a corn dog

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)

just reading through this made me sort of almost yearn for the days of yesteryear, but it didn't make me want a corn dog

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 06:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol

Sara R-C, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.bonernoise.com/

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)


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