TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

that is one of the most terrifying pictures ever, largely because I think he stole that outfit from my 19-year-ols female cousin's closet

not hungover anymore A+++++

I am more disturbed by the fact that Chevy Chase apparently used to be kinda hot.

Yay John; you're still young enough to recover within 24 hours. xpost

also xpost CUTE WHITE SAMOYED PUPPY YEEEEEESSSSS

Hi estela! bump

I'm going to bed early bump!

got u covered

my turn BUMP

bump of autumn sorrow

bump of morning dread

PS: J031 and I watched 15 minuted of "I Accidentally Domed Your Son" before turning it off in horrified disgust. Neither of us were drinking heavily at the time.

Neither of us were drinking heavily at the time.

Well it's clear what the problem was.

why would you ever try to watch that sober?

HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM MY DOCUMENTED TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS?

J just told me that she wants new parents. But not to worry, because she'll "still come visit me." And this after I just got her little pancakes with strawberry jam!!! ;_;

I looked upon it as a test of wills. Unfortunately the movie "won" (... or did we??? iiam.gif)

I do have to admit that the part where the muscley psycho got shot in the head was superlol.

The movie won after only 15 minutes!

I kind of want to rent it now, but I think I'll save the idea for summer vacation.

OTOH, we won because we only sat through 15 minutes of that awful, awful movie.

It is nowhere near as brilliant as this gem from the noize board: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36w-CyqCO1A

Okay, that video is crazy. Both "Michael Jackson" and "Cyndi Lauper" seem terrifyingly accurate.

And now I know what song is going to loop through my head for the rest of the day.

yay I win

Dan, you hurt me in my heart.

And my brain.

THERE'S A CHOICE WE'RE MAKING
WE'RE SAVING OUR OWN LIVES

I'm totally picturing you singing those lines Cyndi Lauper style.

WELL WELL WELL WELL

first day w/o former boss and day is delightfully quiet. although she did "stop by" a second ago.

I am having second thoughts about what I did to the title, guys

You are going to let us get out alive then?

jessie, your ex-boss MISSES you already!

The next time she comes in, you should greet her with her name, then greet her breasts with the names she posted on her blog. I bet she stops dropping by.

http://gizmodo.com/361539/chocolate-master-chief-penis-helmet

I dare any of you to buy these for party favors at your next event.

I REALLY like chocolate, so i hope my dick doesn't eat this before she does. Stupid greedy dick.

^^^^ This guy needs some anatomy and physiology re-education.

so it is being reported to me that my roommate is trying to buy a leash for my cat.

If that's a euphemism, it may be time to get a new roommate.

"I'm sorry, but I just can't live with you anymore. Your euphemisms are just too confusing."

I think if it was a euphemism I'd be more okay with it.

More seriously, we tried using a leash with our cat and it was a hopeless cause. Maybe some cats will go for it, but I kind of think not.

I have to go get the kids, go to one of the kids' conferences, and then leave for school. So if I don't get back to it, please proceed with thread bumping for the next 8 hours or so AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

when i see a cat on a leash, i point at it and yell "cat on a leash! cat on a leash!", much to the embarrassment of the cat in question.

few things actually reach the heights of greatness that cat taunting does.

Among those few things: when the cat taunts back.

Very few people know this, but John's concave chest issues stem directly from a tragic cat taunting incident in his childhood.

That cat was also driving the van that ran him down while John was on his bike.

fukcing catz

That's what you get for taunting them, though.

A CHEST-INNIE