TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

a) types of dogs
b) my family dogs have always been long-haired german shepherds
c) the muppet dog is named TUGBOAT, and is a portuguese water dog. they are amusing, but why buy the milk when you can borrow the dog for free? also they are $$$$$$$, apparently

german shepherds from good breeders are still pretty inexpensive because of their long-standing popularity due to being wicked awesome

haha, sorry about the barrage of questions there.

TUGBOAT! Yes. The name is also awesome. Honestly, though, "Portuguese water dog" sounds completely made up.

Also, I don't remember anything about your family dog other than it seemed like a GIANT.

Bear was a total giant. That dog was just HUGE. Zeus was big but still seemed to be dog-sized to me.

Clearly I am making two dogs into ONE MEGA DOG. Maybe?

http://www.ummagurau.com/writing/video/forte/image89.gif

John's dog circa 1989.

John's dog spoke in computer-generated hiragana-like barks?

See, I don't remember that.

Although I think that in 1989 I was not very well acquainted with John, other than "dude who drops off notebooks of poems to the lit. magazine, thereby creating a ton of extra work for me and everyone else on the staff."

(Also, "dude in Joseph" and "dude who is good friend with Dan.")

What about "dude who turned his hesher haircut into a preppy do with braids on the side not unlike H4nn4 H3tzl's"?

Well, yes, but that was 1990.

EVERY TIME I READ A TUOMAS THREAD I FEEL LIKE I AM READING SOMETHING WRITTEN BY THE KIDS IN THE HALL CHARACTER THAT ASKED THE BUTCHER "HOW MUCH DOES MY HEAD WEIGH"

OVER AND OVER AND OVER

WHY DO HUMANS USUALLY HAVE TWO NIPPLES? AESTHETIC SYMMETRY?

ARE CORNROWS CALLED CORNROWS BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE USED TO EAT A LOT OF CORN?

sometimes i worry that i am the only person on ILX who finds him COMPLETELY AGGRAVATING

i think it is largely the bullheaded attatchment to whatever bizarre idea has wandered through his thread today as absolute truth

thread head

or maybe not

STOP READING THAT THREAD AND BACK SLOWLY AWAY FOR A FEW MINUTES

BREATHE DEEPLY

RELAAAAAAX

If that doesn't work, you could go outside and scream. (First assess to make sure no customers are around)

I think you should gather all of the customers around, then scream "I AM A MANNEQUIN! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!"

I AM A MANNEQUIN! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

Please film the reactions of customers and post here thx

every time I think one particular ilx poster is really aggravating I think about another ilx poster and realize you're all fucking aggravating depending on time of day and how much sleep/food/cold medication I've had recently

basically a generalized rumbling animosity towards everyone except maybe Norman is how I keep my deadly mod powers in check

Maybe we can all chip in and buy you a flexible LCD screen mounted on a punching bag?

Okay if I get gifts as a side result, I want to be an ILE mod again.

xpost all people are aggravating

lol remy and Dan

ps anyone sending me Buffy DVDs gets a nutpunch and a ban as that is analogous to getting poop in the mail

I've gotten fuck-all gifts for my heroic efforts!!

I even sort of helped design the default stylesheet!

I would never send you Buffy DVDs. BUT I LIKE BUFFY MYSELF

I GAVE YOU PEOPLE ITR. WHAT DID YOU GIVE ME?

ans: "huuugs"

Tombot I am still working on moog so that is a gift of sorts

i'd be careful if i was you or you might get poop in the mail

Tom, I am sorry that you have not received any gifts. I am unsure whether this is a complaint you should take to the LET'S SEND POOP people, though.

haha XPOST

I gave you my heart, but the very next day you threw it away.

i mean, it is the sort of gift that is mostly characterized by good intentions and total failure, but still

Also, do you really want JOHN to send you something, Tom? He is the original LET'S SEND POOP guy!

I sent you email a few times.

Good night guys, I am off to class in the SNOW. So bump the thread for me while I'm gone because I'll be trapped with the screaming mannequins for a few hours. (I know ur all jealous!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYD-_bXDPis

srsly jj you still looking into the possibility of moog unit?!? oh man that would be so sweet. then I would have to order an amp from you as well!! DEATH SPIRAL

who needs to save for a down payment on a condo when I can squeep and beep my way to noise stardumb?

OH NO OH CRAP BUMP

whew

misanthropic bump