TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

You can bump the thread at FB's house!

Good point! And I could practice assessing drunk people! OMG BEST PLAN EVER

Ooooh, we should start a HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESTELA thread, and I think it should include the word "luminous."

oops sorry sara! i started the thread before i read this.

my parents got back today, and my mum felt the need to tell for about the fifth time 'what a lovely chap' jordan is. i think she might have a crush on him. also got a decent photo of the three of them, actually smiling:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/2297141430_7994f7c3a6.jpg

lol at your dad's "smile"

he always looks grim

Don't worry Rubyredd; I'm over my brief, terrible thread-title related depression

Great photo! Your parents are adorable.

Don't worry Rubyredd; I'm over my brief, terrible thread-title related depression

translation: please be lulled into a false sense of safety. then, when i get a chance, i will cut you

i bet sara is handy with a scalpel...

also: is this the longest thread title ever??

John's just bitter about me pushing him into traffic a few times.

I'm not too bad with a scalpel, though.

http://www.google.com/search?q=john+justen&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1

top google result for my name SO AWESOME

hahahaha

Okay, that is priceless.

Paranoid "it's tomorrow" bump

STILL ALIVE, STILL STRONG

twitch

HOLY SHIT

whew

that was too close for comfort

http://www.amazon.com/review/RKQC3PY4LVQRJ

it is the beat keyboard i have ever youd. i am a BIG GAMER. I LOVE IT. JJ JUSTEN

The Weast or Where The Fuck Have I Seen You Before?

ONE HOUR BUMP

keeping the faith bump

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF WHY THEY RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE. THEIR BARTENDER, THEMSELVES AND THEIR GENERAL MANAGER WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR HATE SPEECH ON THIS THE WEEK OF BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAYS ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESPECIALLY TO LUMINOUS ESTELA

YAY LUMINOUS BUMP

retarded shit you say to the animals in your house (an idea I refuse to turn into its own thread):

"hey, you dumb idiot, unless you're trainin yrself how to, to do the toilet, then you better quit doin what you're doin right now"

inside voice: "ok buddy we know it's just us alone at home talking to the fucking cat but can we pretend to hold a modicum of command of our first language? how fucking tired are you right now?"

lol bump

itr is very kind bump

"i bet you'd like to go outside, but since you lack opposable thumbs you gotta come play nice with me for a bit first"

whenever we go away our dog stays with this couple we know who love dogs more than anything and one time when i was picking him up the woman said to me, 'the day the dogs can talk is the day we go out of the dog minding business,' which made me very happy.

yeah because they day pets figure out how to talk people would stop wanting them around IMO.

so-called master "hey!"

commander snuffles "hey what? fuck you. I'm masturbating."

yes, there would be great mouthfuls of cheek to contend with.

and cheeks full of muff

and miserable hyperbolic claims about being starving because they are quick to forget a repast and they have no faith that meals will appear if they don't put on a dramatic show first. our little dog often collapses near our chairs while we eat dinner and lies on the floor looking weak and deathly, sometimes weeping softly, then when we get up from the table he bounces to his feet and gallops into the kitchen to be fed, it is pretty pathetic.

what about the passive-aggressive 'nobody wants to play with me' routine? dog picks up ball, lays at your feet when you're elbows deep in some other activity (cooking, sex, television) and sighs repeatedly, occasionally nose-nudging the ball underfoot with super-audible exhalations of breath and fuzzy up-looking eyes.

that, verbalized, would lead me to punch a pet.

it is unending shocking disgracefulness.

You guys are making me want a dog.

Also, good night!

that is fair play, sara. you make me want kids.

good night sara, thank you for being so nice!

the thing i will miss the most when i leave nz is our dog, bella. she is the funniest, smartest, weirdest, most hyper dog i've ever met.

what kind of dog is she? i dearly love dogs bump

three hour I hope the title is still there bump

xpost to estela - Kids are awesome and funny and relentless and exhausting and they will make you crazy and also make you super happy and also wake you up at awful times and also tell you that they love you in a very charming way that can't be imitated or beaten because they are SO sincere.

So make of that what you will. (I'm sure you know that all already anyway)

aw

gross

not really, i just didn't want the thread title to break and i didn't have anything else to say

probably the #1 irrational motivation in this whole get a house deal is to have a yard and thus dog(s).

Dogs are cool! I have moments when I think we should have one. But the kid plus school thing is already overwhelming, and they are harder to leave at home if we want to travel. (Someday we're going to get to travel, right?)

Sometimes I kind of want to steal my in-laws daschund, Nena. Also white samoyeds are sooooooo gorgeous. And if someone can bring Sarge, my German Shepherd from when I was reeeeallly little, that would also be awesome.