TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Okay how much are these screaming mannequins why because I WANT ONE

I don't know. They must be insanely expensive, though, because on our assessment test-out they don't want us to sit them up to listen to their lungs on their backs.

Maybe if you try to order one from that place you got your speakers you could get a good deal

hahahahahahahaha

woah I think it costs $150K, which is a tiny bit out of my budget

Let me see if Electronics Expo has them on sale...

Really, when you consider all the potential uses of a screaming mannequin, no price is too high.

I don't know, $150K is pretty fucking high.

I guess you'll just have to make real people scream then.

what's that £70k? For a mannequin that screams? ILX fund raising drive tiem then surely

also this thread title can't die until birthday time is over

I think Sat. night/Sun. morning is one of the times it tends to die. If that helps anything.

oh yes btw MN peeps, my birthday will be celebrated in FULL FORCE on Sat evening, most likely at the palatial FB estate. contact for further details.

TS: Staying Home and Studying and BUMPING THREAD vs. Having Fun Watching John Get Old

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ESTELA

You can bump the thread at FB's house!

Good point! And I could practice assessing drunk people! OMG BEST PLAN EVER

Ooooh, we should start a HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESTELA thread, and I think it should include the word "luminous."

oops sorry sara! i started the thread before i read this.

my parents got back today, and my mum felt the need to tell for about the fifth time 'what a lovely chap' jordan is. i think she might have a crush on him. also got a decent photo of the three of them, actually smiling:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/2297141430_7994f7c3a6.jpg

lol at your dad's "smile"

he always looks grim

Don't worry Rubyredd; I'm over my brief, terrible thread-title related depression

Great photo! Your parents are adorable.

Don't worry Rubyredd; I'm over my brief, terrible thread-title related depression

translation: please be lulled into a false sense of safety. then, when i get a chance, i will cut you

i bet sara is handy with a scalpel...

also: is this the longest thread title ever??

John's just bitter about me pushing him into traffic a few times.

I'm not too bad with a scalpel, though.

http://www.google.com/search?q=john+justen&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1

top google result for my name SO AWESOME

hahahaha

Okay, that is priceless.

Paranoid "it's tomorrow" bump

STILL ALIVE, STILL STRONG

twitch

HOLY SHIT

whew

that was too close for comfort

http://www.amazon.com/review/RKQC3PY4LVQRJ

it is the beat keyboard i have ever youd. i am a BIG GAMER. I LOVE IT. JJ JUSTEN

The Weast or Where The Fuck Have I Seen You Before?

ONE HOUR BUMP

keeping the faith bump

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF WHY THEY RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE. THEIR BARTENDER, THEMSELVES AND THEIR GENERAL MANAGER WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR HATE SPEECH ON THIS THE WEEK OF BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAYS ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESPECIALLY TO LUMINOUS ESTELA

YAY LUMINOUS BUMP

retarded shit you say to the animals in your house (an idea I refuse to turn into its own thread):

"hey, you dumb idiot, unless you're trainin yrself how to, to do the toilet, then you better quit doin what you're doin right now"

inside voice: "ok buddy we know it's just us alone at home talking to the fucking cat but can we pretend to hold a modicum of command of our first language? how fucking tired are you right now?"

lol bump

itr is very kind bump

"i bet you'd like to go outside, but since you lack opposable thumbs you gotta come play nice with me for a bit first"

whenever we go away our dog stays with this couple we know who love dogs more than anything and one time when i was picking him up the woman said to me, 'the day the dogs can talk is the day we go out of the dog minding business,' which made me very happy.

yeah because they day pets figure out how to talk people would stop wanting them around IMO.

so-called master "hey!"

commander snuffles "hey what? fuck you. I'm masturbating."

yes, there would be great mouthfuls of cheek to contend with.

and cheeks full of muff

and miserable hyperbolic claims about being starving because they are quick to forget a repast and they have no faith that meals will appear if they don't put on a dramatic show first. our little dog often collapses near our chairs while we eat dinner and lies on the floor looking weak and deathly, sometimes weeping softly, then when we get up from the table he bounces to his feet and gallops into the kitchen to be fed, it is pretty pathetic.

what about the passive-aggressive 'nobody wants to play with me' routine? dog picks up ball, lays at your feet when you're elbows deep in some other activity (cooking, sex, television) and sighs repeatedly, occasionally nose-nudging the ball underfoot with super-audible exhalations of breath and fuzzy up-looking eyes.

that, verbalized, would lead me to punch a pet.

it is unending shocking disgracefulness.