I have no idea how to interpret that, but it might be that I worked the last two evenings and my head is full of crazy people.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 27 September 2013 16:59 (ten years ago) link
look up "300 sandwiches"
― smang culture (DJP), Monday, 30 September 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link
hey, should I take improv classes?
― smang culture (DJP), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link
I should know better but morbid curiosity couldn't stop me clicking on the givinghead.mpeg file I found in our test data
dear lord
― smang culture (DJP), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
wait waht
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link
we have several Outlook PST files we ingest into our system as test data that we got from somewhere, not sure where
the emails and attachments get pulled out as part of the ingestion process and I noticed that one of them, when clicking through the test data to copy documents into a folder, that one was named "givinghead.mpeg"
I was like, "no way, that's not porn is it? can't be" so I clicked on it
it started with a closeup on the face of a haggard-looking woman with too much makeup on making groaning noises and I went "uh-oh" and started moving my mouse
unfortunately I did not move my mouse fast enough and saw the camera pan to her crotch, where A BALD MAN WAS BASICALLY RUBBING HER DISTENDED LABIA ACROSS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
I intend to have words with the dude who gave me this PST (he isn't in my office and he was offline all day)
― smang culture (DJP), Thursday, 3 October 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
(this was literally a reverse birth situation, it was SUPER FUCKING GROSS)
hey at least he was bald?
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link
i mean substitute "phish fan with dreadlocks" for "bald man". look, see how much better your day just got?
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:33 (ten years ago) link
dreadlocks would have obscured the view
― smang culture (DJP), Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
unless we're talking a full-on Sideshow Bob
snakes? in her vagina?
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
i really hope i just remembered that meme right otherwise i apologize
it was eels IIRC
― smang culture (DJP), Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
also I hate you
― smang culture (DJP), Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link
fair
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 October 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link
oh wait never mind, it's centipedes. there we go
there are several things in play here:
the aforementioned "Centipedes?" JPGthe infamous eels.mpgme hating you for linking the two together via this frottage-gone-horribly-wrong movie in my test data
― smang culture (DJP), Thursday, 3 October 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91V0Cqx9TzM
― smang culture (DJP), Friday, 4 October 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
instead of reading this thread I should just stay at work with the GI bleeds and the cellulitis
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 5 October 2013 06:29 (ten years ago) link
Everyone still alive?
I've been super busy. I miss reading your semi-inappropriate comments!
John - I need to come up and bring this baby gift I made for you guys at some point... and meet your little dude!
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
I'm overwhelmed with concerts; just had one in CT yesterday, have another in MA on Sunday
tonight I go drinking with a friend who is moving to Austin on Wednesday
right now I'm listening to VNV Nation and reading Ned's musing about them here; I think A esp would like these guys
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Monday, 21 October 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link
I had a busy BUSY weekend at work- our patients are really heavy right now (not physically, for most of them, but just need a lot of care). All my patients were some level of confused/dementia with more physical ailments (pneumonia, pneumothorax with chest tube, etc.).
One of them - who was at the very end of the hall, farthest away from the nurse's station - figured out how to turn off his bed alarm. He couldn't remember he was in the hospital but he could figure THAT out. I'd hear it go off and run down there and find him standing there, turning it off and complaining about the noise. Then when I would get him back to bed he had a lot to say about how sad it is that people don't "keep their lawns green" anymore. It was sort of hilarious (I loved this guy, seriously) but at the same time it took up a lot of time.
I slept in til past noon today. I literally kept hitting my snooze alarm for over an hour and a half.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
I was so tired this morning that I was hitting the snooze button in my sleep.
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Monday, 21 October 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link
haha, yep.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link
I think you might have been in a dream I was having, deX, but that is all I remember about it (i.e. you were around).
But maybe I am just as disoriented as my patients were.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
I was in Chicago last week for work and having problems sleeping, which led to lots of late nights in the Central time zone, which meant when I got home I'd programmed myself to go to sleep at 3 AM for NO FUCKING REASON
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Monday, 21 October 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
Yesterday before my shift I tried to prove that I was participating in self-injuring behavior by eating some sliced jalapenos we had in the break room - plain.
This does not qualify, it turns out. So I had to work.
SIGH
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
Ugh, I haaaate it when I can't sleep!
Can you re-set by taking an Advil PM or similar for a night or two and get back on track?
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link
do those go well with bourbon? I just bought a bottle of Booker's
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Monday, 21 October 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
haha NO
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
especially not with anything with acetaminophen in it!
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
which pills go best with bourbon, then? because the bourbon part is non-negotiable
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Monday, 21 October 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
Bourbon goes with bourbon
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link
Skip the pills, go directly to liver damage
― Sara R-C, Monday, 21 October 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
COLLECT $200
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Monday, 21 October 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link
done and done
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Monday, 21 October 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link
My work here is done.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 06:51 (ten years ago) link
so what should I change next time to avoid the blinding headache the next morning
right now I'm assuming the answer is "don't watch the Vikings"
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link
That plus drink more water.
But yeah, I actively advise patients to not get involved with the Vikings but NO ONE ever listens to this advice for some reason.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 18:22 (ten years ago) link
that uncomfortable moment when your dad starts comparing his granddaughters (who are 4 and 2) to Bo Derek
― Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 15:42 (ten years ago) link
Facebook, what ill have you wrought on my family
hahahahahahahaha
― ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link
ok what?
I thought I was disoriented today already (for some reason I can't get "The Search is Over" out of my head and it is really starting to piss me off. THAT is what happens when I have to get up at 0430, people!).
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 October 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link
lol jjj coming in like a wrecking ball on the "leaving without saying goodbye" thread
― the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
haha
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
as I get older, I realize that when I was younger my problem wasn't that I was an introvert; I was just a dick
― the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link
i am as god made me, esp wrt people confusing disinterest in basic social graces with some sort of quirky i just gotta be me personal trait
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link