TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

buttcrack

yehp.

EVENT: INAPPROPRIATE / SEXUALIZED ACTION
TIME OF INCIDENT: ––– PM
CLASSROOM: GRADE 5 / ROOM C
SYNOPSIS:

After repeated warning about the use of sexually-charged words (tit, cunt, ploughing) used threateningly in class, I asked A* to step outside so that we could chat privately. I told him I would be out in no more than two minutes. A* kept opening the door and begging to come back in, and when I turned by back he licked, kissed, and fondled the glass pane (according to two other students). When I talked with him in the hallway, he denied this behavior with much pride and claimed he'd been falling asleep standing up with his tongue out. [[Admittedly, A* does suffer from a cataplectic condition, but it is my strong opinion that this incident is behavioral and not neurological]]. A* apologized for being disruptive, promised he would behave more appropriately in the future, and was sent back into the room.

No further action was taken. I am referring this incident to the staff psychologist for further scrutiny.

BUTTCRACK

i might start using some of these strategies during meetings with factory reps

excuse me sir, but ... err ....

(mumble, mumble) BUTTCRACK (mumble, mumble)

then i start licking the desk

wd pay to see ^

"hey, whatever Mr. Peavey, sometimes i fall asleep while negotiating with my tongue out"

John dangles his participles dangerously in meetings.

I broke my six-month streak of not being in the top posters. :( I blame LOST.

any posts you made on this thread can be deducted from post total, thus preserving your dignity

this goes double for you all too but i didn't want to start another thread: Postcards From Montreal!!!!!

jergins i sent you webmail but i don't know if it worked.

it didn't. weird. i can get it from lxy if she still has it. also i tried webmailing you

you can. i do.

ps. i thought i said "me too" about the postcards, but i guess i didn't.

so:

me too!

my webmail, it is sent to you

Hmmm, I tried to send you a message, but I don't know if it worked or not.

Montreal sounds fun!

Leaving for unending evening of school. Have a good evening, dudes.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH bump

oh wait, the title was already broeked and i have saved nothing

in this way i am wasting my life

1 The Mountain Goats 4
2 David Bowie 3
2 Radiohead 3
4 Severed Heads 2
4 Beastie Boys 2
4 Current 93 2
4 Devo 2
4 Brian Eno 2
4 Beck 2
4 The Smiths 2
4 Herbie Hancock 2
4 Primal Scream 2
4 Ministry 2
4 PJ Harvey 2
4 Ryan Adams 2
4 Big Black 2
4 Mr. Bungle 2
4 The Beatles 2
4 Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds 2
4 Bedhead 2
4 Minutemen 2
4 M.I.A. 2
4 Justus Köhncke 2
4 Atomic Rooster 2
4 Junior Boys 2

^^^^Good list ^_^

is that our chart?

sara i webmailed u

YYESH

2 people played bedhead, neither was me. nice one.

hello Eno friend

I think I might've played unpredictable landlord and that's about it. Love those duedpals tho

hello itr, just letting you know it will be my birthday on thursday so i am going to be even older again, so relentless!

you nearly have the coolest of all birthdays, but you fail by a day :(

HOME!

So excited about estela's birthday! It really would be cool to have that Feb. 29 birthday as an adult; as a kid, though I think it might be bad.

xpost jergins, I will look in my mail when my desktop computer is back up and functioning. My husband is doing some kind of computer geek voodoo to it. (I suppose it's adding software or updating something, but whatever.)

i have never had an ilx birthday before, this is going to be very exciting.

i was such a chronic perfectionist as a child that a feb 29 birthday would have destroyed me. i just missed it by two hours.

ach action not behavior bump.

i just rushed over to preferences and unchecked Show Images.

Pictures of people who are not King Boy Pato did you in, huh?

estela, you have the same birthday as my friend. I forgot his birthday was forthcoming until you told me you were born. That is one of many reasons I am glad you're alive.

jergins, it is the new title that did me in!

abbott, i'm very glad to have been of help. also, i was just thinking earlier that you should post on itr more.

it is official: i filled out the application through the sponsorship agency and handed over the $995 fee. it is the first of many fees i shall have to pay.

Holy cow that's shitty. I just banked my tax refund - $650. Although it isn't that much money, it is better than a kick in the teeth. Or a $995 fee.

heh. i had to pay out $550 in tax this year, plus $450 in student loan repayments, all in one fell swoop. it was so depressing.

panic bump

ruby, good start!

Sorry about the money, Rubyredd; I hope it will all be worth it in the end!

estela - why are you panicking?!

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF WHY YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME AND/OR AN EXAMPLE OF SEXUALIZED BEHAVIOR

^^^ Good thing Dan caught that because it is ALREADY GONE

Note to self: bump thread every hour on boring Tuesday afternoons. JEEZ

quickest break ever?

it seems that this is official itr birthday week, as i was born unto this world on the day we shall celebrate as saturday, thus also missing wicked awesome leap birthday coolness

i think that with the combined efforts of estela and i we could probably lobby that friday is best ignored as an embarrassing appendixlike nuisance hanging off of our collective February calendars.

xpost You missed having your birthday on a leap year by quite a bit more than a day, John. (Helloooooo, 1973 = not a leap year!)