SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

Haha yeah, I love that video

one of my opera friends posted this on Facebook and it's melting my brain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCynDckHtQU

WHY WHY WHY WHY ARE THEY INFLICTING THIS SONG ON OTHER LANGUAGES

the soloists are great, though

Okay can I blame the state or just Blaine?

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/cas/3972018599.html

This is all very hard, time consuming work for a committed father, and I am not exactly a people person, which makes it much harder, not to mention how hard it is to get laid when everyone I meet seems brain damaged and stupid, and worse still HAPPY AND PROUD to be so.

its always safe to blame blaine

that is also fucking magical fyi

everything about that makes me homesick and terrified

Oh btw are you all aware that "Oregon trail" was a mn product? Specifically some peeps from my first alma mater?

I haven't looked at this thread in 4 days and just wow.

I think I knew that about Oregon Trail???

My in laws visited for a week and then we went to Fringe festival for one day and basically I am apparently very old because I need to take a nap for a month.

I need a nap from our Ogunquit vacation.

I slept for over eight hours last night and I'm pretty sure I could have slept another eight... but I suppose "I needed to sleep more" is not going to fly as an excuse to miss my shift at work.

So apparently Baby jjjusten is here and the photo on FB is SO CUTE.

Also I have finished my present for him, so now I will have to figure out how to get it to you, John. Congrats (if you are home yet, ha) - and I want to hear details; it seems like he was born the same day that K was on FB reporting that your Post-It Eviction Notices weren't working?

hey guys, I just got a DVD of my cameo appearance on a Japanese comedy show

Why have you not put this online yet???

what in the

I haven't watched this yet to see how terribly I come across but I'm certain the limelight is stolen by the math/musical freakshow genius who got a middle-aged Japanese comedian to propose to him

I suppose ppl want the story behind how this happened, huh

DJP - the "J" stands for Japan

You have a lot of explaining to do, deX

I sang with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Harlan this guy in college. When he came back for his 20 year reunion, he brought a camera crew with him chronicling his younger days that included a segment where he gathered some college buds and we sang some songs. This segment also included us interacting with a comedienne who spent most of her time hitting on the math professor in the group, who is basically a cartoon in human form. Hilarity ensues, with me lurking in the background.

Who doesn't hit on math professors?

Wait, what?

I want to see this masterpiece.

http://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/sandwich2.jpg?w=680&h=450&crop=1

never forget

I have no idea how to interpret that, but it might be that I worked the last two evenings and my head is full of crazy people.

look up "300 sandwiches"

hey, should I take improv classes?

I should know better but morbid curiosity couldn't stop me clicking on the givinghead.mpeg file I found in our test data

dear lord

wait waht

we have several Outlook PST files we ingest into our system as test data that we got from somewhere, not sure where

the emails and attachments get pulled out as part of the ingestion process and I noticed that one of them, when clicking through the test data to copy documents into a folder, that one was named "givinghead.mpeg"

I was like, "no way, that's not porn is it? can't be" so I clicked on it

it started with a closeup on the face of a haggard-looking woman with too much makeup on making groaning noises and I went "uh-oh" and started moving my mouse

unfortunately I did not move my mouse fast enough and saw the camera pan to her crotch, where A BALD MAN WAS BASICALLY RUBBING HER DISTENDED LABIA ACROSS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

I intend to have words with the dude who gave me this PST (he isn't in my office and he was offline all day)

(this was literally a reverse birth situation, it was SUPER FUCKING GROSS)

hey at least he was bald?

i mean substitute "phish fan with dreadlocks" for "bald man". look, see how much better your day just got?

dreadlocks would have obscured the view

unless we're talking a full-on Sideshow Bob

snakes? in her vagina?

i really hope i just remembered that meme right otherwise i apologize

it was eels IIRC

also I hate you

fair

oh wait never mind, it's centipedes. there we go

there are several things in play here:

the aforementioned "Centipedes?" JPG
the infamous eels.mpg
me hating you for linking the two together via this frottage-gone-horribly-wrong movie in my test data

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91V0Cqx9TzM

instead of reading this thread I should just stay at work with the GI bleeds and the cellulitis

Everyone still alive?

I've been super busy. I miss reading your semi-inappropriate comments!

John - I need to come up and bring this baby gift I made for you guys at some point... and meet your little dude!

I'm overwhelmed with concerts; just had one in CT yesterday, have another in MA on Sunday

tonight I go drinking with a friend who is moving to Austin on Wednesday

right now I'm listening to VNV Nation and reading Ned's musing about them here; I think A esp would like these guys

I had a busy BUSY weekend at work- our patients are really heavy right now (not physically, for most of them, but just need a lot of care). All my patients were some level of confused/dementia with more physical ailments (pneumonia, pneumothorax with chest tube, etc.).

One of them - who was at the very end of the hall, farthest away from the nurse's station - figured out how to turn off his bed alarm. He couldn't remember he was in the hospital but he could figure THAT out. I'd hear it go off and run down there and find him standing there, turning it off and complaining about the noise. Then when I would get him back to bed he had a lot to say about how sad it is that people don't "keep their lawns green" anymore. It was sort of hilarious (I loved this guy, seriously) but at the same time it took up a lot of time.

I slept in til past noon today. I literally kept hitting my snooze alarm for over an hour and a half.

I was so tired this morning that I was hitting the snooze button in my sleep.

haha, yep.

I think you might have been in a dream I was having, deX, but that is all I remember about it (i.e. you were around).

But maybe I am just as disoriented as my patients were.