SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

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I vote crazy but that doesn't mean it's not a Thing

Sara R-C, Sunday, 28 April 2013 00:14 (thirteen years ago)

i have seen ~crooked~ fedoras, but never full sideways. possible crazyperson.

arby's, Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:22 (thirteen years ago)

or a severe case of plagiocephaly

Plasmon, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:33 (thirteen years ago)

O_O

J and I started dating 20 years ago today

O_O

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:40 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xG4oFny2Pk

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/329319764109430786

very important question

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

ATTN HSTNGS PPL, THIS BAND RULES

http://silenceyourself.savagesband.com/

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

Aw, hey, happy anniversary (sort of) to deX and J031!

It was so warm on Sunday and now it is snowing all over the place again. Had way too much fun with J3ff, MC, John, K, and friends on Sunday, tho. MUST HAVE MORE BASIL LEMONADE

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

ready access to that basil lemonade could ruin a man like me

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

is this lemonade made from the tears of Basil Fawltey

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

I wasn't around when K4t3 made it, so I'm going to say yes.

Women as pregnant as she is need extra protein.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 2 May 2013 06:17 (thirteen years ago)

tears are full of extra protein, apparently

Sara R-C, Thursday, 2 May 2013 06:17 (thirteen years ago)

I AM TIRED PEOPLE

Sara R-C, Thursday, 2 May 2013 06:17 (thirteen years ago)

omg you guys, a dude I sang with in college who has become a Japanese celebrity just posted his latest endorsement on Facebook and it is amazing

http://www.kao.co.jp/healthya/coffee/cm.html

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Saturday, 4 May 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)

p into that savages album! ty

arby's, Sunday, 5 May 2013 03:58 (thirteen years ago)

you guys, remember T0m and R4ch3l Kleffman? Their parents' B&B made a Buzzfeed list:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/coolest-places-to-get-married-in-america

#13

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

I've been off ilx long enough to try liking a bunch of your posts. Sorry if any of you get banned.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, of course I remember the Kl3ffm4n's. That is crazy about the B&B. Of course I was totally unaware of it before this...

I have met one of R4ch3l's cute deaf kids. He was very surprised when I signed "see you later" to him after chatting with his mother.

T0m appears to have gone full-fledge batshit libertarian crazypants. Or maybe he always was? I don't know??

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

I think he was always on the path but knocking out his front teeth with a fishing lure during high school may have pushed him over the edge

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

Ha! We almost got married at #13.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

I was gonna ask!

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

Had no idea it was the kl3ffm4ns.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

Ouch on the tooth thing. He appears to have done some kind of damage to his back that required surgery, which I'm sure sucks. But it is hard for me to feel too badly for him bc sometimes he posts things that are so wtf stupid.

I can't imagine why we were never an item.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 9 May 2013 05:31 (thirteen years ago)

Omg I had forgotten about that

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 12:38 (thirteen years ago)

Sara seems so liberal, you wouldn't know she had a little libertarian in her.

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 9 May 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

Libertarians are *always* little. That's why they're libertarians.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

a letter with suspicious white powder was found in my wife's building and they were all evacuated

I told her to go to a bar and I'd catch up later

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 9 May 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

holycrapballs

beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 10 May 2013 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, fun times

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Friday, 10 May 2013 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

You guys ok?

Sara R-C, Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

xpost I went out on ONE DATE with T0m and really cannot speak to his size. Ahem. Didn't even kiss him. SO NOT MEANT TO BE

Sara R-C, Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:23 (thirteen years ago)

We are fine, currently watching Hairspray and having a great time

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Saturday, 11 May 2013 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

Glad you guys are ok. Not that I really doubted it.

I am 100% certain that you are both immortal.

Sara R-C, Monday, 13 May 2013 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

so J's production was a lot of fun

the theater has severe sound issues so you sometimes can't hear half the cast but pretty much everyone did a great job all things considered

looking forward to weekend #2!

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Monday, 13 May 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

btw can I also say FUCK YOU UPS

every single one of my fucking Mother's Day gifts is late thanks to them, aside from one that the vendor hadn't deigned to ship yet

how the hell is it possible that I can place orders on the 7th, select 2-day shipping, and not have them show up for six fucking days

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Monday, 13 May 2013 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

That is totally aggravating. Where did you order from, Albania? I mean, wtf

Was J031 in a production of Hairspray or did you go see it? I'm getting confused.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 06:16 (thirteen years ago)

She is in a production of Hairspray that I went to see Friday.

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Tuesday, 14 May 2013 11:43 (thirteen years ago)

haha just saw your username djp, glad that our psychic connection lives on

AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

Where's that thread where Dan and I were going to talk abt people who can actually sing, I wanna talk abt Amanda seyfried

AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 May 2013 05:39 (thirteen years ago)

Head voice joke

AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 May 2013 05:39 (thirteen years ago)

Is this about the Mean Girls musical or just in general discussion?

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)

its yet another branch on my "wait les misrables the movie did not suck waht" tree

AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

she wants to be Regina in the Mean Girls musical

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

not everything needs to be a musical, pro tip

AMERICA IS ABOUT RIESLING (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:45 (thirteen years ago)

that is just not true

now if you'll excuse me I'm going off to Taking A Dump: The Musical

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Thursday, 16 May 2013 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

so um I think I am broken, because it appears to be categorically impossible for me to dislike a song with Pitbull on it

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Friday, 17 May 2013 01:53 (thirteen years ago)

its yet another branch on my "wait les misrables the movie did not suck waht" tree

Wildly uneven movie, and why on earth did they 1. let Russell Crowe sing and 2. make Valjean a bizarre replica of Michael Landon as Pa Ingalls for the last third?

Sara R-C, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:08 (thirteen years ago)

ps to deX - THAT is your evidence of being broken? I'd understand if you suddenly developed a love for Richard Marx or something...

Sara R-C, Friday, 17 May 2013 23:09 (thirteen years ago)

i found this thread amongst other historic h-stings threads by searching for ampule
is this the boston thread or is it more specific than that?

daft on the causes of punk (schlump), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 22:19 (thirteen years ago)


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