SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

his "message"

deX wins, Scurvy.

I always knew it would come to this.

Ok ok, I finally get Justice. But only after having Phantom come up on random play and feeling compelled to play it 8 times in a row really loud while doing dishes and cleaning the kitchen.

have you guys seen this site yet: http://www.thisismyjam.com/djperry1973

I get a jam error ;_;

oh noes

http://www.thisismyjam.com what about here

I can see the sight, including your link. I got the error when I tried to play your jam.

ah

huh weird

site

apparently here's the type of (literal) shit that happens in the town where my parents bought a townhouse:

http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2013/04/an-evening-with-colt-45.html

I think we will all fit right in.

^^^ that would warm the cockles of my heart if I wasn't frozen solid

and if I knew what cockles were

They skipped that in human anatomy class.

Is wearing a fedora sideways a Thing or did I just see a crazy person?

I vote crazy but that doesn't mean it's not a Thing

i have seen ~crooked~ fedoras, but never full sideways. possible crazyperson.

or a severe case of plagiocephaly

O_O

J and I started dating 20 years ago today

O_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xG4oFny2Pk

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/329319764109430786

very important question

ATTN HSTNGS PPL, THIS BAND RULES

http://silenceyourself.savagesband.com/

Aw, hey, happy anniversary (sort of) to deX and J031!

It was so warm on Sunday and now it is snowing all over the place again. Had way too much fun with J3ff, MC, John, K, and friends on Sunday, tho. MUST HAVE MORE BASIL LEMONADE

ready access to that basil lemonade could ruin a man like me

is this lemonade made from the tears of Basil Fawltey

I wasn't around when K4t3 made it, so I'm going to say yes.

Women as pregnant as she is need extra protein.

tears are full of extra protein, apparently

I AM TIRED PEOPLE

omg you guys, a dude I sang with in college who has become a Japanese celebrity just posted his latest endorsement on Facebook and it is amazing

http://www.kao.co.jp/healthya/coffee/cm.html

p into that savages album! ty

you guys, remember T0m and R4ch3l Kleffman? Their parents' B&B made a Buzzfeed list:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/coolest-places-to-get-married-in-america

#13

I've been off ilx long enough to try liking a bunch of your posts. Sorry if any of you get banned.

Ha, of course I remember the Kl3ffm4n's. That is crazy about the B&B. Of course I was totally unaware of it before this...

I have met one of R4ch3l's cute deaf kids. He was very surprised when I signed "see you later" to him after chatting with his mother.

T0m appears to have gone full-fledge batshit libertarian crazypants. Or maybe he always was? I don't know??

I think he was always on the path but knocking out his front teeth with a fishing lure during high school may have pushed him over the edge

Ha! We almost got married at #13.

I was gonna ask!

Had no idea it was the kl3ffm4ns.

Ouch on the tooth thing. He appears to have done some kind of damage to his back that required surgery, which I'm sure sucks. But it is hard for me to feel too badly for him bc sometimes he posts things that are so wtf stupid.

I can't imagine why we were never an item.

Omg I had forgotten about that

Sara seems so liberal, you wouldn't know she had a little libertarian in her.

Libertarians are *always* little. That's why they're libertarians.

a letter with suspicious white powder was found in my wife's building and they were all evacuated

I told her to go to a bar and I'd catch up later

holycrapballs

yeah, fun times

You guys ok?

xpost I went out on ONE DATE with T0m and really cannot speak to his size. Ahem. Didn't even kiss him. SO NOT MEANT TO BE

We are fine, currently watching Hairspray and having a great time

Glad you guys are ok. Not that I really doubted it.

I am 100% certain that you are both immortal.

so J's production was a lot of fun

the theater has severe sound issues so you sometimes can't hear half the cast but pretty much everyone did a great job all things considered

looking forward to weekend #2!

btw can I also say FUCK YOU UPS

every single one of my fucking Mother's Day gifts is late thanks to them, aside from one that the vendor hadn't deigned to ship yet

how the hell is it possible that I can place orders on the 7th, select 2-day shipping, and not have them show up for six fucking days