That is crazy.
Both of those things.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 05:55 (thirteen years ago)
BREAKING NEWS
http://www.kare11.com/news/article/1020595/391/Hastings-toddler-found-with-booze-in-street
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:20 (thirteen years ago)
"...just standin' right there ya know and I mean 'cause I seen 'im 'n' that well y'know the wife said 'n' that well y'know be careful of that little boy 'n' that so he wouldn't happen to dart out or somethin' like that..."
PRESCOTT Y'ALL
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:31 (thirteen years ago)
FYI Sara I made up that bit abt weird twitter
Also, Dan, I will not flip off your baby or your friend who is in the new platters
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 14:32 (thirteen years ago)
i am filled with hometown pride
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
I just assume everything you say is made up, JP.
We should have a competition to imagine what the next HSTNGS news story might bring. Pretty sure that, no matter what we come up with, it won't be enough.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:45 (thirteen years ago)
In that exact same intersection, I found a guy lying down near the curb who had been hit by a car and who had been lying there for 15-20 minutes while people were driving by, shaking their heads at the drunk. tbf, he smelled of booze, but the paramedics said his leg was fractured and that he was exhibiting signs of a concussion.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:55 (thirteen years ago)
well thats why he sent his toddler out on the next beer run, they are harder to hit because they're smaller
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)
unfortunately people read that thing that was going around about crying children and gangs and brought the kid to the police station. If only they had read snopes everybody would be cool
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
kids never going to learn how to handle his liquor if the mommy state keeps getting involved. THANKS FOR NOTHING OBAMA
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
altho on the positive note the kid is less likely to make a party foul and drop his drink again for fear of the police
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
still back on Mike's Hard Lemonade
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
clearly that toddler is a pussy
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
no Black Label, no credibility
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
urgent & key question: was the toddler wearing Zubaz?
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)
oh, the images in my head just went all fuzzy, and all I can hear now in my mind is "Can't Touch This"
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
My my myMy Zima hits 'em so hard
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
^^^ you have officially destroyed my life
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
finally I have achieved what HSTNGS could not
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
preserve this moment in amber, the universe
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
Amen, RIP my brane
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
shouldn't we ask her permission before we start asking the universe to preserve things in her
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
hold on ive spent decades trying to destroy saras life and you throw one zima joke at her and its mission accomplished? i hate this filthy world
― My Chemical Romance did 9/11 (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:08 (thirteen years ago)
jjjusten, where you failed, DJP succeeded, by putting his message in the hands of a drunk toddler.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)
I don't work harder, I work smarter
― relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:13 (thirteen years ago)
his "message"
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 19:14 (thirteen years ago)
deX wins, Scurvy.
I always knew it would come to this.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 11 April 2013 00:32 (thirteen years ago)
Ok ok, I finally get Justice. But only after having Phantom come up on random play and feeling compelled to play it 8 times in a row really loud while doing dishes and cleaning the kitchen.
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 12 April 2013 04:32 (thirteen years ago)
have you guys seen this site yet: http://www.thisismyjam.com/djperry1973
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 12 April 2013 17:40 (thirteen years ago)
I get a jam error ;_;
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
oh noes
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.thisismyjam.com what about here
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 12 April 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
I can see the sight, including your link. I got the error when I tried to play your jam.
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 12 April 2013 19:22 (thirteen years ago)
ah
huh weird
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 12 April 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
site
― beach situations (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 12 April 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
apparently here's the type of (literal) shit that happens in the town where my parents bought a townhouse:
http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2013/04/an-evening-with-colt-45.html
I think we will all fit right in.
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:48 (thirteen years ago)
^^^ that would warm the cockles of my heart if I wasn't frozen solid
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 06:25 (thirteen years ago)
and if I knew what cockles were
They skipped that in human anatomy class.
Is wearing a fedora sideways a Thing or did I just see a crazy person?
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 26 April 2013 13:08 (thirteen years ago)
I vote crazy but that doesn't mean it's not a Thing
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 28 April 2013 00:14 (thirteen years ago)
i have seen ~crooked~ fedoras, but never full sideways. possible crazyperson.
― arby's, Sunday, 28 April 2013 02:22 (thirteen years ago)
or a severe case of plagiocephaly
― Plasmon, Monday, 29 April 2013 03:33 (thirteen years ago)
O_O
J and I started dating 20 years ago today
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:40 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xG4oFny2Pk
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 14:48 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/329319764109430786
very important question
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
ATTN HSTNGS PPL, THIS BAND RULES
http://silenceyourself.savagesband.com/
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:07 (thirteen years ago)
Aw, hey, happy anniversary (sort of) to deX and J031!
It was so warm on Sunday and now it is snowing all over the place again. Had way too much fun with J3ff, MC, John, K, and friends on Sunday, tho. MUST HAVE MORE BASIL LEMONADE
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
ready access to that basil lemonade could ruin a man like me
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:46 (thirteen years ago)
is this lemonade made from the tears of Basil Fawltey
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:52 (thirteen years ago)