surrounded by corndog-wielding nutcases = PURGATORY
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)
wtf who's wasting time wielding a corndog when you could be eating it? psychos
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)
mr yuk sticker
― jergïns, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)
the corn dogs at Cedar Point have got to be the best in the world. They're not frozen: they take the dog, skewer it, dip it in batter, and fry it.
I would like to try corn bratwurst sometime
― Euler, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)
Okay, that sounds better.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)
wait, I just thought of the most amazing idea
corncorn
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)
uhhh how do you typically buy corn dogs at stands? do they take them out of a freezer & microwave them in front of you?
― deeznuts, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)
Shit.
― en i see kay, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)
xpost, but, y'know, not.
that is kind of brilliant hd
― deeznuts, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)
Like, on the cob?
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)
That could work.
http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/317/Batter_Fried_CornOnTheCob45948.shtml
LIKE THIS
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)
nah they usually fry them, but they're premade (xpost)
― Euler, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
kettle corn corn
― Mr. Que, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
Why do I still not own a deep fat fryer? WHY
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:29 (seventeen years ago)
Jesus, this is the perfect food for me to make for the house of four dudes I currently live with.
It's meatless for me, yet shows the kind of trademark disregard for all food-related decency that makes the early-20's American male salivate.
― en i see kay, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
You'll be a hero!
― Sara R-C, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/16/161593/13_2008/flirting.jpg
― remy bean, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)
oops, wrong thread.
― remy bean, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:07 (seventeen years ago)
No, I think this is exactly the right thread.
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:14 (seventeen years ago)
Minnesotans don't eat lutefisk. They only have it on the store shelves for show. Minnesotans eat Leann Chin's orange chicken, and are terrified of eating at any restaurant that is not a fast food chain.
Except.. I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.
Also I am mostly indifferent to corn dogs.
― rollerbeef, Thursday, 7 August 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)
I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.
This is simultaneously a Raymond Carver short story and a Zen koan.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 August 2008 22:24 (seventeen years ago)
i have never had a corn dog, but i have had corn and dog. no wait...
― gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:05 (seventeen years ago)
i have had a "lobster corn dog"
wait wau what? please tell us more about this lobster corn dog
― BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)
Only way to have a lobster corn dog is if you are wearing capris.
― libcrypt, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)
I'm not sure why my wife calls them "bitch pants".
― libcrypt, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:13 (seventeen years ago)
Does it have to do with the pants themselves or what's inside?
This thread is making my head spin.
But I might just be hungry.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:28 (seventeen years ago)
the dog = lobster. it is native to the region of HI DERE.
― gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:32 (seventeen years ago)
but not to hi dere's native region
― tehresa, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:35 (seventeen years ago)
so we are talking lobster breaded in corn meal?!?!???
scarawesomed
― BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:41 (seventeen years ago)
So, wait, how is the lobster cooked then... just, like, fried inside the breading?
Hmmmmmm. I might be able to get behind that.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:48 (seventeen years ago)
Fried inside the exoskeleton even. It's an oddly shaped dog.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)
Well, I do like crunchy snacks...
― Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)
i feel like i am living in a lobster trap of lies
― BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 8 August 2008 05:34 (seventeen years ago)
Claw your way out.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 05:43 (seventeen years ago)
Birth pants are made out of placentas. Asshole pants are made out of hemp.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)
never heard of a lobster corn dog. i have heard of a lobster roll though which is a hot dog bun filled with lobster meat.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 August 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22lobster+corn+dog%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
― gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)
one of those links claims it as a signature Michael Mina recipe, but I thot Jasper White was first
― gabbneb, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)
could be wrong
xp mmmmmm lobster rolls YUM
― Sara R-C, Friday, 8 August 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)
omg I was hoping the lobster corn dog involved lobster sausage mmmmmmmmmmm
― HI DERE, Saturday, 9 August 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)
lobstage
― HI DERE, Saturday, 9 August 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)
The tantric form of poppage, I presume.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 August 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)
i had corn and dog tonight. also, coleslaw, watermelon and the king of beers.
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:20 (seventeen years ago)
authorities are negotiating round-the-clock for your release.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)
bob dylan played my last meal
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 04:43 (seventeen years ago)
you can repel them with liberal doses of Nickelback
side-effects include: having to listen to Nickelback
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:11 (fifteen years ago)
lol, could be worse
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:12 (fifteen years ago)
a neverending loop of "Achy Breaky Heart" will repel *anything*
you can also thin them out by asking to see their resumes
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:14 (fifteen years ago)
but the ones who stay will be super-persistent and will regale you with tales of their work experience, so it's best to use this strategy judiciously
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:18 (fifteen years ago)
you can make the ones who stay mow your lawn
― whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
if your outdoor holdings are more expansive than that, you can grt them to actually separate the wheat from the chaff
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 March 2011 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.bonernoise.com/
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)