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don't worry sara - my parents used the tv as a babysitter my entire childhood, for many hours every day, and i turned out ok (ummm... sort of...). i worked in a childcare centre years ago, and it seriously put me off having my own kids - it was so goddamn stressful and tiring. and i'm not exactly the most patient or tolerant person in the world.

Thanks Rubyredd. They can be so awesome and fun, but sometimes they just make me crazy. If I could stop them from interacting at all, sometimes I think that would help. (Another Healthy Idea!)

A. should be home soon and I will leave for school for the evening, and that should help me regain my sanity. (How sad is it that school = sanity, though.)

eating bugles and wondering where is estela :(

i miss her

lxy lxy lxy lxy!

i got your postcard today! it is WICKED AWESOME AND VERY MOLLIFYING <3 <3 <3 <3

WHEREIS ESTELA??????

yay hurray, ruby! i'm glad you like!

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she is a MISStery

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bump.

estela has been very busy of late

>:(

I hope she comes back soon bump

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB2ED45DA46C71879CA66AD88C78042C76

for a weird chuckle

VERY WEIRD

Rubyredd, if I have odd dreams tonight, I am so blaming you!!!!

Good night, all...

no, if you have weird dreams, you'll have jordan to thank. he loves that professor brothers/baby cakes stuff and is ALWAYS making me watch it.

went to random show that made me have faith in going to random shows again because it was FANFUCKINGTASTIC bump

lineup:

Holy Fuck (from toronto live knob twiddlers extrordinaire)
a place to bury strangers (NYC my bloody jesus and mary valentine?? i need a response from ned)
some local band what was crap

also, the triple rock social club was celebrating CANADA MONTH w/pontain platters and cheapo molson and lablatt megacan specials, so the night was filled with gravy and curds and fries and booooze. ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^

btw, "Holy Fuck" album is making me v v drunken happy right now.

want

I blame Jordan for all future weird dreams.

Sometimes I feel like I never sleep enough, and then I think about John and wonder if he sleeps at ALL. But it sounds like he had a fun night and I envy it. Except I never knew of his secret love for Canada.

...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Everyone in MN has secret love for Canada, stop frontin'.

ONE MORE WEEK OF BOSS FROM IDIOT-TOWN BUMP.

xpost Hey I love Canada; I just didn't know other people did!

jessie - are you changing jobs or is your boss running away?

my boss is changing jobs.

Is she joining the writing staff for "The New Adventures of Old Christine"?

omg lol.

no she is going to be one of the people who shakes out alumni's bodies for money at your alma mater, Dan.

So expect a personal call from her soon, Dan.

(lol I would love to listen in to THAT phone call)

"Oh, are you the one who named her tits online?"

SHE JUST SAID "UNFORCH" TO ME LIKE THREE TIMES IN A ROW SO I AM SURE IT WOULD INCLUDE THAT WORD.

on my plane flight back to LA i sat next to a woman with – remarkably similar - irritating capacities. choice quotes:

girl: "omigod, omigod, i'm totally gonna be that weird chick who sits next to you on the plane all the time and won't shut up, lol" ('lol' pronounced 'loll')

AND

girl: "so you look like you've been partying hard, havencha? hardy party all ni-ight long. good for you, good for you, it's a tough world out there and you gotta do what you gotta do. what kind of party was it?"
me: "I didn't go to a party. I'm just pretty exhausted."
girl: "oh, i went to a party too. still on that tip, still aaaall on that tip. got a little crazy with my girls, okay i'm kidding, got a lot crazy. put some things in my body i shouldn't've if you know what i'm saying. ha! oh, i am totally that weird girl that talks to you on the plane. nota buena: i don't mean sex-stuff in my body. just a little blow and a lot, and i do mean a lot, of wine. have you had pinot grigio before?

me: (asleep, over colorado)
girl: hey buddy, hey buddy, i'm sorry to wake you up, but i wanted to tell you i've never had a plane friend like this before. i didn't wake you, did I?
me: no, whatever.
girl: okay, good, what book are you holding? "sometimes a great notion?" is that like freakonomics? I liked that book. i'm a reader too. you probably want to get back to it so i'll stop talking. i'm just doin' what i gotta do. i'm bothering you this whole flight, just a crazy girl on the plane who won't stop talking ...

When did you punch her in the neck?

Sometimes there is no percentage in being able to hear.

the guy on the other side of me was pretty choice companionship as well:

super-dumb stereotypical frat boy who looked like a kid brother to kal penn, began every sentence with 'dude' and end it with 'shit' and cried during 'mr. magorium's wonder emporium' before trying to talk to me about the similiaries between fight club and great gatsby. totally the most trash-mouthed person i have ever met. AND:

frat guy: dude, hey, you look like a guy who reads. you ever heard of a book by a jewish guy named chuck ... something that begins with k, about music and society and shit?
me: "sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs?"
frat guy: yeah! you heard of that! holy shit i can't believe it. you like it?
me: it's okay, i didn't love it.
frat guy: (unbuckling seatbelt to stand and turn to the row behind him) "ben, dude, hey ben! ben-i-o! yo, dude, this guy sitting next to me read the book about music and society and stuff"
ben(?): (gales of laughter) interspersed with "fucking ironic, bro"

You shouhld have swapped seats with one of them and let them fuck.

i actually thought of that, but i was afraid i'd try to claw my way through the window

I bet the people on either side of you had sex in the airport bathroom after the flight. with ben.

you guys are lucky I don't spend all day transcribing what she says into ILX.

lol xpost.

Between jessie's boss and the people remy met on the airplane, I'm feeling like maybe I should just stay home forever and be thankful to be doing that.

Discovery news is probably the second-best news site on the internet.

my seatmate on the flight this morning had a moment after we landed: "Hey man, I'm sorry. Sorry I bumped your knee. I tried not to, but it's tight in here, y'know? Anyway, my apologies." Uhh, okay. it wasn't a big deal, dude. shut up already.

I haaaate flying.

nothing good can come of being trapped in a metal tube in the air with about four square inches of space per person.

I'll have you know that you guys are making me want to avoid air travel forever.

xpost What is the best one, then?

i got bumped to first class when i flew to italy last year and i didnt want to get off the plane

free booze does wonders to make you enjoy a flight