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can I just go home now bump

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

so sometime in march I get to do a week's worth of 12 hour overnight shifts

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

yes just go home now

― lxy, Friday, 15 February 2008 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

so my sister is officially married, and i am WHOA

― remy bean, Friday, 15 February 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

bed bump

― remy bean, Friday, 15 February 2008 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

good night, Remy and Congrats to your sister!

I hope Tom finally got to go home.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.trifocus.net/~gomploid/dinosaur/bump.gif

― W4LTER, Friday, 15 February 2008 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

wow i just came across this on a dentist's website, the caption was Smiles just fall into place!

http://www.berrydental.com/images/361_BumpBounceBoogies.gif

I think it's probably the worst gif I've ever seen.

― W4LTER, Friday, 15 February 2008 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

That is not helping me get over my fear of going to the dentist. AT ALL

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

stanley tucci ate dinner in my restaurant tonight. nice guy. very short.

― Rubyredd, Friday, 15 February 2008 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

Cool! I'm only familiar with him because I saw him on ER in the fall. I kinda wish they'd bring his character back.

I have the kind of insomnia where you wake up and canNOT get back to sleep. I have been up for way too long already and if I don't catch a nap this morning I will be Evil Sara by nightfall. ;_;

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

Surely you mean Eviler Sara?

― HI DERE, Friday, 15 February 2008 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

yikes we have one of those?

― John Justen, Friday, 15 February 2008 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

FEAR

― HI DERE, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Not to worry, guys, I got the nap.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

― HI DERE, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

So no torture; just quick clean deaths for you all!

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Affectionate deaths.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

DEATH BY SNUGGLE

http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/snuggle.jpg

― HI DERE, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED THAT

Hmmmmmm

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

stanley tucci's great.

the dalai lama is coming to my work in april

― jergïns, Friday, 15 February 2008 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

psst guys did you hear, sara got "the nap"

― John Justen, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

i mean i knew this guy in college that got "the nap", and he had a really awkward time explaining it to his roommates and friends

― John Justen, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

let alone his family, who were sort of old school bible belters, so you can just imagine their reaction

― John Justen, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Eh, it's treatable tho.

― jessie monster, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

if somebody urinates on her, she will be "the nap" pee-headed ho

― remy bean, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, who to strangle first...

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

PS John's college "friend" = John.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

should I just start a thread for people to come post their ideas of things that are funny so I can shit on them

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

we definitely need a I Love Being a Grumpy Asshole board.

― jessie monster, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

just rename i love music

― John Justen, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

but we could have a whole thread dedicated to shakey mo deriding the dead.

― jessie monster, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

shakey mo's all-sorts grumporium and bitchery

― remy bean, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

this is the thread where we complain about the rich (10 new answers)
this is the thread where we complain about the poor (6 new answers)
WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO HIDE A BODY (POLL) (50 new answers)

― jessie monster, Friday, 15 February 2008 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

I'm feeling sad that I cannot cheer Tom (or anyone) up. ;_;

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh I'm not in a bad mood! I'm just hateful.

― jessie monster, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

after they had sex while my mom/me cooked lunch in the kitchen, they are now taking another shower together

― remy bean, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/52/112436870_b764e142a3.jpg

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

remy - ew!

I can't be hateful until at least tomorrow. But it's easy to say that right now; I'm all alone in my house.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

omg that stuff white people like thread.

am I the only white person who was like, "hahaha white people do like apple and biz markie!"

― jessie monster, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

rush limbaugh is a longtime mac user

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

and EVERYBODY likes biz markie

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

and that thread sucks really hard

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

i am racist against people who dont like biz markie

― max, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

I forgot how atrocious sterling's posts on race threads are

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

Instead of reading that thread, I will pick my kids up from school. This may be the only thing that saves me, guys.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys I know what'll make friday afternoon really awesome and fun and go by really fast. let's talk about RACE! yeah that is a good idea, let's do that.

― jessie monster, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

then we can talk about class and gender.

― jessie monster, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

I am sure we will make some awesome insights.

― jessie monster, Friday, 15 February 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

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