TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

EVEN ON VALENTINES DAY

WHICH SUCKS

I would send you all grapefruit if I could.

plz send me grapefruit, thx

i wish we could all go to jergins and lyx's house, they have got a jolly good plan. but it appears only itr deserters with high mollification needs have been invited;_;

lxy's

I am sad that I will be at my class now, not somewhere fixing up boxes of grapefruits to ship to people. ;_;

(or watching LOST, because that would obviously be good, too)

one makes choices in life, Sara.

your choice has been never delivering on promised shipments of goods to people

John, I never promised you a rose garden grapefruit poop.

Yes you did!

what's a poop between friends?

... like a bridge over troubled waters

... like a red door painted black

... like the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

... like a bicycle built for two

... like raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

just slip out the back, jack
make a new plan, stan
send poop in the mail, dale
just get yourself free

Yes you did!

There's a vast difference between a promise and a threat.

I should have sent John grapefruit a long time ago, though. We ALL should have.

YOU ARE ALL INVITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

estela, webmail me your address and i will send you bugles for valentine's day. (they will be late.)

my office is having a valentine's day potluck, and we're supposed to bring red or red-themed food. i secretly hope every last person brings red snapper. while it would be very disgusting, i would laugh my ass off.

Red snapper marinated in red cinnamon hearts.

lxy, you know what you have to do.

yes: call in sick.

lol, yes.

stupid scalia thread is going to push us down in the GR8 ILX TREHEADRANK COMPETITION

sorry, my fault

i am also partially responsible

you be benedict, i'll be arnold

next time the thread title breaks, it would be great if we could have the smack someone around scalia quote appended to it just to make teh peeples mad

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF HOW IT WOULD BE ABSURD TO SAY YOU COULDN'T, I DON'T KNOW, STICK SOMETHING UNDER THE FINGERNAIL, SMACK HIM IN THE FACE

tent. proposal

I should really read that thread more carefully, but I'm trying to avoid headaches.

I also endorse John's thread title suggestion, but am saddened that Scalia himself will never see it. ;_;

NO NO NO DO NOT READ THAT THREAD

It's sweet that you are trying to protect me from myself, but it's probably a wasted effort.

in a perfect world that thing would have been pipecock.jpged into oblivion by now srsly

i mean if you have a few hours to kill and want to watch people alternate between high-fiving each other and rallying around a flag of cranky illogic that cannot be surmounted by rational thought, be my guest

I'm srsly trying to decide whether that sounds better or worse than my intended evening plan of laundry, treadmill, study study study.

one day until i am the only non-married person in my family

They're getting married on Valentine's Day?! Um... wow.

oh no that is an awful awful choice

admittedly, proposing on valentines day = somehow worse i think

so glad i am dating someone who has the same ewwwwwwwww reaction to valentines day that i do

try working at a restaurant on v-day. fucking horrendous night ahead of me.

I don't really hate Valentine's Day; I just think it seems like asking for trouble to get married (or propose on - John's right) that particular day. I don't know if that is cynicism or what.

Yeah, it's a manufactured day to make people buy stuff, but a lot of people get into it and you don't really want to make it worse if, say, you're one of the 50% of marriages that dissolve.

(Am I too cynical?)

Rubyredd - I'm so sorry; that is not going to be fun.

I used to work at a bookstore, and around Valentine's Day we always sold out of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus. This made me want to smack everyone on earth.

oh THAT made you want to smack everyone on earth. WELL

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE!!! That's what I think! Et cetera!

I flipped off the sky twice today because of the weather

xpost Many things make me want to smack everyone on earth, Tombot. That one just stands out for this particular time of year.

Sorry your weather is sucking.

they are just having their "visa wedding" in the living room with a justice of the peace: the real wedding will be next summer. but to a brother...

hey the scalia thread started to suck less while i was gone