TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Good question about lxy's mind. (I hope whatever was wrong is better).

I want to see 30 Days of Night, but I'm too skeeeered. I was thinking that I could read the graphic novel and get the general idea instead. What didn't you like about it?

Also - what a cool gift!

I got A. a Valentine's Day present, but it is pretty boring. It's a DVD: The Simpson's Movie.

it totally relied on blood for scary effect, no lolz, and totally empty/predictable story line. just nothing at all original or new. even the vampires were totally boring and unoriginal. and the logic is pretty shit - the whole premise of them lasting 30 days is bullshit and makes no sense, considering the situation they're in. wait till it comes out on dvd.

if you haven't seen no country for old men, go see that instead. it's fantastic, and way more disturbing.

fuck knows why i even let myself be convinced to go see it - i HATE horror movies, and have no stomach for them. i really like action horror like the blade movies (yes i loved all three, and i don't care how shit everyone said the last one was), and i like super violent movies like kill bill but plain old horror just freaks me out.

i had to rent the lake house to watch when i got home, just so i could sleep.

I liked no country old man. It was good. I also saw Superbad the other night -- why the fuk didn't i see that al cine??? Easily the best character was the crepey dude who gives them a lift to that party.

whatever's wrong with our lxy, i can tell you it's work-related. because in her personal life she just found out today that she gets to go to montreal for a week's vacation, two weeks from tomorrow.

I saw Cloverfield the other day too, I liked it. Except there was this mother who brought her tribe of little shitheads along to the film with her, they sat behind us and talked the whole way through.

I don't see scary movies very often because they freak me out. Cloverfield was pretty fun, though. No kids in the theater I saw it in; only two other people, in fact!

I also usually don't see movies in the theater because it's expensive and if I'm going to go out with someone, I'd usually rather interact with them than watch something.

I think I'm becoming the Grumpy Old Mom.

My 9 year old just advanced from white belt to yellow belt in tae kwon do bump

that's bad ass, my friend was a yellow belt in HIGH SCHOOL.

haha, if you met Alex, the last thing you would think of is "bad ass." He just started earlier than your high school friend.

On the other hand, the yellow belts have to spar and I'm thinking that sounds kind of scary. (repeating to myself, "I WILL NOT BE AN OVERPROTECTIVE MOTHER, I WILL NOT BE AN OVERPROTECTIVE MOTHER...")

lol you lost your mind

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 21:09 (Yesterday) Link

it's like lingbert never left

also, jergins is correct. my job is trying to destroy my soul, but i will not let it.

and yes, in non-work news, i am very happy about the up-coming travel plans!

lingjackbotoson el overtomb drivebert

lxy, I'm envying you about Montreal; I've always wanted to go there! But I'm sorry your job is making you crazy, because that is never fun.

still at work lol overtime bumps

good night all bump

(Tom, I hope you get to go home soon. Or that you are already there.)

haha I am now! totally awesome timing by two coworkers and like the one cabbie still picking up in Arlington. I was about to go in for the full 16 hour press and just not show up tomorrow (today)

Jesus. That's fucked.

this is so horrible and mean, i can't believe this guy didn't have a panic attack:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cjRAcajFte0

i can't bring my self to believe that it is real?

I totally want to watch whatever that is, but I saw the word "zombie" on it and I suppose I should wait until after J is in kindergarten...

2nd wave of responses to my Chicago albums poll proving that, as we suspected, ILM really doesn't like to have fun.

Yet, paradoxically, reading those last anti-fun comments is kinda fun.

lolz at ILM dourfaces

altho you could come to the same conclusion by looking at that "name all of the albums on the cover of 'Endtroducing'" thread, yow

i love bugles bump

the crunchy snack, not the musical instrument

though i have nothing against the musical instrument

poor, neglected, unloved crunchy instrument and musical snack

hello, what is a bugle snack, as usual we miss out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugles

http://theimaginaryworld.com/crk10.jpg

ps GIS for "bugles" is surprisingly nsfw

they will salt you to death in the best of ways

I never buy those anymore because once I start eating them, I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY ARE GONE.

I do that with Cheetos, too.

i think i might love them.

what is the worst way to be salted to death.

you do xpost

what is the worst way to be salted to death.

-- estela

that reminds of a dumb joke from when i was a kid:

what is the definition of pain?

an ant, sliding down a razor blade, using his balls as brakes, and landing in a packet of salt and vinegar chips.

ant balls is something i have never considered.

now i am going to complain about valentine's day. i don't really like it, it depresses me a little bit. it all seems so unimaginative and desperate and exploitative, people clutching roses that will never open and eating terrible set menu dinners.

I will celebrate Valentine's Day by going to my nursing class. WHEEE

my girlfriend is celebrating valentines day by djing a gallery party while i have class

valentine's day is horrible and i would hate this one with especial vigor if i didn't have the three Ls going for me thursday night: lxy, lingbert, lost.

AND LIQUOR

estela, I am with you on the flowers, though (THEY WILL DIE!) - and we never go out on the actual day because restaurants are too busy. (Uh, actually, we almost never even manage to go out for dinner on our anniversary, either; Other Stuff always comes up).

I think our mutual loathing of Valentine's Day was one of the things that A. and I first talked about when we met. V-Day was coming up and we were like, ARGH I HATE THAT DAY. I left for an event for the weekend and got back to find that he had left me a card on my door. I think it was a homemade card, made with black glue. ("Dries to a bright neon color!" Neon... black? wtf)

I reciprocated by making a National Grapefruit Day card for him and slipping it under his door.

I'm pretty sure these cards are somewhere in our house now.

Also, we don't really hate Valentine's Day anymore, but I think we just don't care about it much. National Grapefruit Month should get more attention.

I INSIST THAT YOU ALL HAVE VALENTINE'S DAY MEALS CONSISTING OF BUGLES, CHEETOS, AND GRAPEFRUIT

MAIL DAN BUGLES CHEETOS poop AND GRAPEFRUIT!