FYI: Don't put ice or ice water on a burn. Use cool water only.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
I'm waiting for someone to post a link to that horrifying safety PSA about carrying boiling pots of water in the kitchen. (x^n post)
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
Nice cross-referencing Dan.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
man it is definitely not smart to stick your hand in the freezing sink after doing this
xxpost Kerm beats me to it
― Will M., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
james redd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
The smart thing to do would be to garnish with lemon and serve with cocktail sauce and tartar sauce.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
as in poppers you mean jalapeno poppers right?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
xpost foodie
― dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.danielmeans.com/images/tracy_jordan_meat_machine.jpg
― I DIED, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
xpost i know, i was thinking they had come up w/some bizarre method for cooking up amyl nitrate
― dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
omg that video
― Jordan, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
EAT HIS HAND STAT
HOLY SHIT XPOST!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:00 (eighteen years ago)
Watch the whole series! My bro (who is a cook) was so excited to show me those.
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
ATTN POSTER "SURMOUNTER":
-- Kerm, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
i love that video so much
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
try putting "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" on it.
― dell, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
"slips" : http://www.hse.gov.uk/slips/experience.htm
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:03 (eighteen years ago)
THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS.gov
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/national_world&id=5879978
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
Cornballer
first thing i thought of!
― tehresa, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:10 (eighteen years ago)
Wolfinger said he didn't know which hand was amputated.
haha, like maybe he chopped the wrong one?
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
move to ITR?
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
yes
― chaki, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
YES YES YES YES
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
yep
― StanM, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:16 (eighteen years ago)
Move to deep fat fryer.
― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:17 (eighteen years ago)
FUCKING BE CAREFUL.ca
― robertwolf8080, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.petercallesen.com/index/images/White-Hand.jpg
― Kerm, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
WELCOME TO ITR!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
I keep forgetting that I'm like the only person who uses Site New Answers
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:05 (eighteen years ago)
Site New Answers is key
― carne asada, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
I have no idea how people don't use Site New Answers
― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)
ah thanks, I just switched.
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:19 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/toxi.JPG http://www.angelfire.com/hero/toxicavenger/images/hands.JPG
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
It wants to be longer.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
hmm http://www.mirkocredito.com/FRITTURE2007/
― Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 00:56 (eighteen years ago)
I always thought this sounded like a really good idea because then your hand would be a yummy snack for whenever you needed it.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 January 2008 00:59 (eighteen years ago)
What happens when you finish your hand?
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:31 (eighteen years ago)
then you qualify for a good parking space and a helper monkey.
― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 January 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)
your fried is dumb as shit.
among most entertaining thread reads ever.
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 January 2008 06:55 (eighteen years ago)
an ex girlfriend's mother did, in all seriousness, do this once.
she used to dip her hand in the (turned off) deep fat fryer and flick oil into a frying pan for the breakfast in the mornings. one day, someone turned it on first. not very nice.
― darraghmac, Thursday, 10 January 2008 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
Dan, did you remember to leave a mint under the pillow for our new thread friend?
― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
why is my thread here?
― Richard 3, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
because you are a winner!!!!
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
TADAH!
― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
you people are full of jokes
― Richard 3, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
fried jokes
― Kerm, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
I marked it work unsafe so the bright colors would make it easier for you to find. because here at the ITR, we care.
― John Justen, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
YOU THINK THEY GAVE YOU A HARD TIME
― A baby, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
to KM's co-worker, did they sell any of the seafood cooked in the now tainted basket
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:32 (five years ago)
welp i made the mistake of watching Kerm's video
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:34 (five years ago)
no they did not. it went straight to the soylent green factory for speciality packaging
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:34 (five years ago)
It's ok onimo, I know I will be compelled to watch lots of things I probably shouldn't due to morbid curiosity, that's the way of the internet. That's even worse than the Mungo Jerry anti-drink-driving ad they showed on tv in the 90s.
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:37 (five years ago)
Next time I have a dire medical emergency involving a deep-fried hand I am definitely going to Google "hand immersed in deep fryer" first, and when that doesn't give me much good advice I am going to log onto a message board (any old board will do in an emergency!) and post about it, in case anyone there has some words of wisdom to share. afaik, this is SOP for severe burns. thx, Richard 3 for showing me how its done by a pro!
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:38 (five years ago)
was that where they showed Mungo Jerry sentenced to being run over by a drunk driver due to writing "In the Summertime"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:39 (five years ago)
xpost? idek anymore
It's not as bad when you know what's coming.
But still, aged 12 this was =0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ma_Xv7rGM
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:42 (five years ago)
horrifying.
they're actually mouthing the lyrics to Mungo Jerry.
wow, i don't think I'll sleep tonight.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 22:46 (five years ago)
oh and they're all dead at the end? neat.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/i5UNioOalChHp9AMUoWVVE7BKBreKhPxlmau-jG_SSxuj_CdDWzEvH3CfoRHfRGmE86wt9JGo6Ej3IZJTXouX20Xd_NNNqOY8AQgYoF9
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:44 (five years ago)
^best game
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:50 (five years ago)