TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

this may earn me a ban but sometimes i like it broken

excuses? i was buying blueberry poptarts, then i looked at OUR CHARTS!

^_______^

I'm so proud.

OKAY THAT IS REALLY, REALLY COOL

my excuse: i was at the movies watching no country for old men

post from your iphone during intermission

ruby that was hardly effusive, notice how jergins used capital letters and an exclamation mark to good effect in his.

Italics was nice tho.

true.

also there was that elegant colon.

if you say you're off to buy blueberry poptarts you can get away with anything

too right!

APOLOGIES!! I DON'T HAVE AN iPHONE!! I LIVE IN NZ WHERE WE RUN ROUND IN GRASS SKIRTS AND LIVE IN HUTS WITH DIRT FLOORS!! AND EAT BUGS!! AND I'M POSTING HERE USING TELEPATHIC POWERS SINCE WE DON'T HAVE INTERNETS/////

i spent 6 hours in the kitchen preparing super-authentic coq au vin, gingersnaps, and this elegant rice dish for the family -- who wolfed it down con gusto, y hablando solamente in español, porque mi cuñada no habla ingles.

this is the wild, wild life.

i wish i could compile a comprehensive and non-bitchy list of Crap Going On and email it to everyone i know, asking for their patience and telling 'em to back the heck off for a few months

I want super-authentic coq au vin

as super-authentic as it gets

what's a cunada?

brother-in-law. (i found out i was getting one two weeks ago, met him yesterday, will actually become his brother in law on the 14th)

cuñado, i meant -- i mistyped above

Why isn't remy here, cooking for me? ;_;

http://www.hastingsobserver.co.uk/newshastings/Winners-of-sexual-health-poetry.3751767.jp

waht

so this is kind of a weird story, and i guess sorta personal, but yesterday my biological father - who i've met twice, the last time being 9yrs ago - turned up at my restaurant. i didn't speak to him, i was too freaked out. and extremely angry. but the whole thing was super weird, and i've been mulling it over in my head all day. so yeah, BUMP.

thread title is broken. :(

if we continue to be lax on the defense of our thread title, the US will invade and force us to abandon the ITR nuclear energy program

SERIOUS TIMES PEOPLE

omg I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate my job.

why do I have to be here for six hours.

money?

Rubyredd - that is really weird. Or at least it sounds really weird. Maybe not in a good way...?

submitted for the board's consideration, here is my effusive statement:

I AM NOT A VERY GOOD IDIOT, AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY

okay i am happy for my sister and her boyfriend, but i am really sick of them taking a REALLY NOISY shower together it the bathroom EVERY DAMN DAY

also GOING TO BED AT 10:00PM and staying in until 12:30 PM the NEXT DAY EVERY DAY

eww ok I thought the rule for couple showers was you can only do it when no one is home or will be home.

yes! especially your big brother, i think.

silent couple showers are fine if other people are in the house

but the ... squealing ...

& my dad is seriously in love with my sister's fiancé, and invites him to do stuff he never invited me to do. he hugs the guy all the time, partly because they speak different languages and that is a big part of their communication. but it will never be not weird to walk downstairs and see my dad hugging a tall colombian guy in the dining room

I really would like it if your dad was like 4 feet tall and hugging a tall colombian guy.

close -- my dad is 5 feet an two inches

five feet and two inches

THIS COUPLE SHOWER BUSINESS WITH OTHERS IN HOUSE IS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR

gross

maybe even grody

John is 100% correct.

It is gross, but not grody. Grody would be if they were taking pictures.

you guys have been out of college for too long

people have sex when other people are in the house all the time!!! why not in the shower??

I think it might be the fact that family members are in the house that is pushing it over the top.