MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

taste the vegemite already

email to linbert, remy, jergins

our overseas spreadables have all arrived!

are you free this wednesday for an evening of adventure?

I will so be there.

I like the bovril bottle.

yay, remy!

text to ligbert:

tasting party wednesday; you in?

(because i am impatient.)

you guys should have fifth party present to perform a blind test so there is no bias...

a blind (double-blind? is that what they call it?) taste test is a good idea

i emailed the windowsill photo to f. at work and he wrote back 'Yeechh!!!', i'm pretty sure he thinks they should all come last-equal.

linbert?
ligbert?
what kind of talk is this.

she always misspells lingbert for some reason.

also, i am going to taste the hell out of those 3 repulsive looking things.

also, i was unaware of a dog photo, but i will report back once i've seen it.

p.s. did you know that neither lxy nor jergins likes dogs? jergins once even said "i hate dogs." it's tragic.

oh dear oh dear ;_;

my heart is broke.

how can you hate this:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3182/2298848408_ddee16430e_o.jpg

(our dog bella, whom i will miss so much when i leave)

how could he say that

xpost cuet!

she bit my ear the other day, in her excitement at seeing me and me cuddling her. she's v v excitable.

xpost i know, she is the awesomest dog, so much personality

lingbert wrote the saddest, most shocking p.s. i have ever seen.

rr, i think i might not have told the ear biting story at this juncture.

so glossy and sappy <3<3<3

Aw, dogs are cute and I like them, but they are also a ton of work.

A lot of people who don't like dogs have had bad experiences with a dog at sometime... could that be it?

p.s. bella is v. v. cute!

i was going to say that the explanation is that they are both demonspawn, but i think even demons like dogs

i'm sorry. i didn't mean to unleash this maelstrom of sadness on itr.

I'm gobsmacked.

A lot of people who don't like dogs have had bad experiences with a dog at sometime... could that be it?

I think this is it. Also ppl who are just scared of them. Also neat freaks who think they are dirty and disgusting.

we should shoot lingbert for bringing us this terrible message.

don't kill the messenger

i didn't mean it, i need lingbert alive and well and voting for v.

lxy likes dogs fine

et tu, jergins?

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd251/LBC_NiGGa/Top%20Dawg%20Ent/jayrock20.jpg

this seems like a good time to admit i don't like sardines.

i dont like pickles, or bananas

i hate anchovies. and olives. and corn. and capers. and mushrooms. and smoked salmon.

will never eat a shrimp

I don't like firefox.

i pretty much hate everything. i mean except all y'all.

I didn't like no country for old men as much as i liked there will be blood.

tim tams are meh

you know what i love, though? that internet ho thing of john justen's. it will make me laugh forever.

tim tams? i don't know what they are but i bet i don't like them.

i prefer chitchats, altho the new toffee nut crunch timtams are pretty good.

John Justen is funney. Judith Lucy is not.

Bovril looking mighty tasty there! Mmm Bovril!

Bovril looking mighty nasty there! Mmm shit-in-a-jar!

That's not exactly unbiased, Lingbert! </3

x-post Truth BOMB

lxy likes dogs fine

-- jergïns, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 6:11 AM (9 hours ago)

this doesn't seem accurate, but you're her s.o., so i guess you would know best.

Nick, don't try it

i haven't tried it yet, Mark C, but it does look really nasty. "beef extract." what does that even mean. i will find out tomorrow.

http://images.google.co.uk/url?q=http://www.commadelimited.com/code/css_pres/images/puppy_01.jpg&usg=AFQjCNHFsY2ztFg8zQFIzNHL_BgjDIkWLA

mmmmm Bovril milkshake for the summer

(^^^ GIS for "remorseful puppy")