TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

I demand a DNA test.

A picture of John in the t-shirt will suffice.

Isn't that what a DNA test is? The Donning Nonsensical Apparel test?

DNA test to determine existence of gene (loves jezebel)

^^^^^ THIS TYPE OF SHIT CAN HAVE IRL CONSEQUENCES

oh ruby, i LOVE my smurf. i missed it till now, on account of the not being able to keep up, you see.

thanks! you are a dream!

So I finally went to check out the Gene Loves Jezebel song on Youtube while J was eating her lunch. I have my laptop on the table and she wanted to watch, too. Her comment? "I don't have a heartache, I have a lungache."
(spoken in a totally flat tone of voice, btw)

bump

Sara, does it intimidate you that your daughter is so awesome?

Saras daughter reminds me of a miniature estela (that is a compliment to both of them, BTW)

compliment directed at saras daughter and estela, btw, not sara as she refuses to send dan poop and thus is not a respectable lady

My daughter completely terrifies me about 90% of the time.

xpost John, I don't think we should start enumerating the ways that I'm not a respectable lady because we'll be here all day

i thought id just start with the major character flaws and work downward from there

^^^^^ inappropriate roffles

It is clear that John doesn't have enough work to do if he thinks he can even make a good start on that list in one afternoon.

Let's enumerate the ways John is not a respectable lady instead.

Don't get me started.

1. PENIS SURPRISE

2. CHEST HAIR

*so many possible jokes OMG*

xpost

WRONG THREAD JOHN

LIST THE WAYS THAT JOHN JUSTEN IS NOT A RESPECTABLE WOMAN

3 hour bump

we need more last.fm users or we will never get group charts ;_;_;-;_;____;

crying conjoined quadruplets, wau

to review: http://www.last.fm/group/IDIOT+THREAD+REPOSITORY+FEELS+STRONGLY+ABOUT+THIS+AND+WILL+NOT+BE+MOCKED+NO+MATTER+HOW+LONG+OUR+GROUP+TITLE+IS+OR+HOW+MUCH+INTRENET+%22SHOUTING+IS+INVOLVED+BECAUSE+OF+THE+ALL+CAPS+ALSO+IT+SHOULD+BE+REMEMBERED+THAT+THE+SMURF+IN+THE+GROUP+PICTURE+IN+QUESTION

xpost DO YOU SEE

Hmmm, we only need three more, though. How hard could it be to find three?

WE ARE AN EXCLUSIVE AND CAREFULLY VETED CLUB

no bo jacksons allowed

Well, NOW how are we supposed to find three more?!

I am leaving to learn some nursing things. Hold down the fort, guys.

FIND JERGINS

AND LINGBERT. INVITE THEM.

OH SHIIT YES 8.

yeah i am on and in. two more. i'll invite lingbert cuz how could he not be in this group

i hope jordan doesn't look at ilx today and see how much time i've wasted productively utilised posting on itr, instead of writing my essay. he's watching tv and can hear me typing but thinks i'm working on this stupid essay. i don't have the heart to disabuse him of this notion.

#2 most popular thread last week according to the stats page YEAH THATS RIGHT CHICAGO THREAD SUCK IT

lingbert, invited

YYeeAHHHH

may i please be an invisible member? i hate being left out.

i could try to set it up for you with your ipod

okay!

10 -- THEHAPPENING HAS HAPPENINGED.

2200 words down, 300 to go. 1.5hours.

yay, ruby!!! you can do it!

also, congratulations on the great postcard grade!

i just sent it in to my professor! i'm done! thanks lxy!

jeez it was a piece of shit essay. i wrote it like i was writing a freakin casual magazine article. oh well. it's over! school is over forever! unless i failed the other class, and then i'm fucked.

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I go to a "VODKA NIGHT" at the Polish Club in Bris tonight. :DDD

It's such weird but awesome place.

hey i just filed my taxes wheeeeeeeeeuh