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stet smurf:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2410/2246985563_d7121f4c4d.jpg

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

jessie monster smurf:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2376/2247780344_5c840a658d.jpg

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

and my crowning achievement, EL TOMBOTO HARDMAN SMURF IN THE MIDST OF CARNAGE:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2247780292_4a03a63cdd_o.jpg

it was going to be more elaborate, with blood and stuff, but i couldn't find any tomato sauce.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

Rubyredd, you are entirely awesome.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

that is fucking fantastic

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

^_^

now i really wish i had more of an effort to create fake blood and stuff

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

i nominate that for new ilx favicon/splash page/xpost notification

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

We know you have an essay to do! It is just perfect the way it is.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

NEW FAVORITE POSTER

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

so great, ruby

― jergïns, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

!! ^_^ !!

aww you guys! is there anyone i missed? i'm still trying to figure out lingbert's smurf representative. lingbert is a man of mystery.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

also: the carnage scene is taking place atop a norman rockwell retrospective book. it somehow seems all too appropriate.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

on your deathbed you will be glad you spent essay writing time on smurf tableaux.

― estela, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET smurf tableaux

― W4LTER, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

i actually truly believe you are right, estela

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

i feel like i have finally made a worthwhile contribution to ilx

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

you voted for me on that terrible 'who would you do?' thread so consider this your second worthwhile contribution

― jergïns, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

good point, young jergins. i am still extremely disappointed i only got a measly 5 votes after the hard-out campaigning i did.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

so, in the bizarre/wtf file, i have just discovered that the upcoming headliner at a dive/country music bar named Lee's Liquor Lounge is........

Gene Loves Jezebel

????

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

omg you're going right

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

Well, Gene *does* love Jezebel. I mean, DUH

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

IF
A LITTLE BIT OF HEARTACHE
A LITTLE BIT OF HEARTACHE
NEVER HURT ANYONE
HOW COME I'M CRYING OVER YOU ;_;

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

whoa

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 February 2008 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

i can't keep up :(

― lxy, Thursday, 7 February 2008 06:31 (eighteen years ago)

lxy, i am so excited to see you, you have no idea!

― estela, Thursday, 7 February 2008 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

hihihhi estela!!! yay, me too!!

― lxy, Thursday, 7 February 2008 06:40 (eighteen years ago)

i just embarrassed myself on IRE and then jergins had to lock a thread because of it. but W4LTER was there! it was very nice.

― lxy, Thursday, 7 February 2008 06:42 (eighteen years ago)

it sounds like a fiasco.

― estela, Thursday, 7 February 2008 06:46 (eighteen years ago)

we are getting thru

― jergïns, Thursday, 7 February 2008 06:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z18/Nariemi/imagination.gif

― jergïns, Thursday, 7 February 2008 06:48 (eighteen years ago)

i hope my post didn't sound pejorative, i like fiascos!

― estela, Thursday, 7 February 2008 06:51 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to sleep because I am truly, truly lame.

But I wish you all a good night. Or day, if it is day where you are.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

good night dear sara.

― estela, Thursday, 7 February 2008 07:03 (eighteen years ago)

― lxy, Thursday, 7 February 2008 07:04 (eighteen years ago)

lxy did you like your smurf??? i need your validation!!

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 09:05 (eighteen years ago)

bump

― estela, Thursday, 7 February 2008 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

omg you're going right

ANSWER THE QUESTION, JOHN

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

odds are/my sources say yes

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

If you are not in a Gene Loves Jezebel t-shirt the next time I see you, you are not the John Justen I knew growing up.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

I demand a DNA test.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

A picture of John in the t-shirt will suffice.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't that what a DNA test is? The Donning Nonsensical Apparel test?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

DNA test to determine existence of gene (loves jezebel)

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^ THIS TYPE OF SHIT CAN HAVE IRL CONSEQUENCES

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

oh ruby, i LOVE my smurf. i missed it till now, on account of the not being able to keep up, you see.

thanks! you are a dream!

― lxy, Thursday, 7 February 2008 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

So I finally went to check out the Gene Loves Jezebel song on Youtube while J was eating her lunch. I have my laptop on the table and she wanted to watch, too. Her comment? "I don't have a heartache, I have a lungache."
(spoken in a totally flat tone of voice, btw)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

bump

― remy bean, Thursday, 7 February 2008 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

Sara, does it intimidate you that your daughter is so awesome?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Saras daughter reminds me of a miniature estela (that is a compliment to both of them, BTW)

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

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