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Oh yeah, now I remember. The crazy race relations prof story is bringing it alllll back...

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

other missing smurfs:
stet
tombot

― estela, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

lolololol I DEMAND A TOMBOT SMURF

― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

hardman smurf

― jergïns, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

hardsmurf

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

internet hardsmurf at that

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

i would like to request that tombots smurf is holding a different smurfs bloody severed head

― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

John wants to decapitate one of us!

― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

"bring me the head of john justen overdrive"

― estela, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh by the way we are now #3 most popular thread in the last week on ILX

― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

also for severed head choices if TOMBOT would just be so kind as to pick one from this list: secret list of people that john justen and HI DERE wish would post on the ITR so we could ban them out of spite and ill will.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

you're scaring me

― jergïns, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

Is it the bloodthirstiness in general? Because I think you're probably safe, jergins. ;)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god i have the perfect smurf for el tom

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

not sure about stet tho

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/Smurf.Unicef.jpg

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

i am assuming that you are the smurf in the plane

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

"carpetbomby smurf"

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

I like the one with his hand out. "what do you expect me to do? I'm under this rubble here."

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is now longer than the one that spawned it.

And thus, if I'm not mistaken, the longest thread in ILX history.

Pretty sure top three are:

2008 Primaries Thread: 7253+
Your 2008 Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread: 7238
try glasgow more: 6800+

I think a Chicago thread from a couple years ago might be 4th. Dave Matthews only has about 2500.

-- jaymc, Thursday, February 7, 2008 12:04 AM (50 minutes ago)

3723 here by my count. YEAH THATS RIGHT MATTHEWS THREAD SUCK IT

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

Strangest Competition Ever.

But of course I'm all for it.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

Possibly because I have nothing better to do other than study or walk on my treadmill much of the time, both of which I will happily put off "for just a few more minutes."

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

dudes i'm supposed to be writing an essay and instead i'm creating a wartorn village of smurfs for tombot

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

lxy smurf (the closest i could get to invisible smurf):
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2017/2246985637_638cdccf46.jpg

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

remy smurf:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2165/2246985595_62681afee5.jpg

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

stet smurf:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2410/2246985563_d7121f4c4d.jpg

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

jessie monster smurf:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2376/2247780344_5c840a658d.jpg

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

and my crowning achievement, EL TOMBOTO HARDMAN SMURF IN THE MIDST OF CARNAGE:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2199/2247780292_4a03a63cdd_o.jpg

it was going to be more elaborate, with blood and stuff, but i couldn't find any tomato sauce.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

Rubyredd, you are entirely awesome.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

that is fucking fantastic

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

^_^

now i really wish i had more of an effort to create fake blood and stuff

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

i nominate that for new ilx favicon/splash page/xpost notification

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

We know you have an essay to do! It is just perfect the way it is.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

NEW FAVORITE POSTER

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

so great, ruby

― jergïns, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

!! ^_^ !!

aww you guys! is there anyone i missed? i'm still trying to figure out lingbert's smurf representative. lingbert is a man of mystery.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

also: the carnage scene is taking place atop a norman rockwell retrospective book. it somehow seems all too appropriate.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

on your deathbed you will be glad you spent essay writing time on smurf tableaux.

― estela, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

NEVER FORGET smurf tableaux

― W4LTER, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

i actually truly believe you are right, estela

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

i feel like i have finally made a worthwhile contribution to ilx

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

you voted for me on that terrible 'who would you do?' thread so consider this your second worthwhile contribution

― jergïns, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

good point, young jergins. i am still extremely disappointed i only got a measly 5 votes after the hard-out campaigning i did.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 7 February 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

so, in the bizarre/wtf file, i have just discovered that the upcoming headliner at a dive/country music bar named Lee's Liquor Lounge is........

Gene Loves Jezebel

????

― John Justen, Thursday, 7 February 2008 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

omg you're going right

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

Well, Gene *does* love Jezebel. I mean, DUH

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 7 February 2008 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

IF
A LITTLE BIT OF HEARTACHE
A LITTLE BIT OF HEARTACHE
NEVER HURT ANYONE
HOW COME I'M CRYING OVER YOU ;_;

― HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

whoa

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 7 February 2008 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

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