SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

have you tried removing the pencils

Out, vile jelly grips

See, THIS is why I told MC not to leave you alone with sharp objects!!!

so I realize I'm just a big sulky goth but I think "Night Shift" by Siouxsie and the Banshees may be my favorite rock song of all time

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*thankful for Spotify so I could listen and enjoy* - definitely awesome! :)

That whole album is amazing, Sara; you would LOVE it.

Oh hey, I'm off work for the next two weeks ^_^

In that case, deX, will expect you to arrive by noon tomorrow.

PS the album is "Juju," right?

YES IT IS AWESOME

and noon tomorrow I should be coming back from buying shoes to walk around Thailand/Taipei/Japan in

When does your trip start and end, and wouldn't it be nice to visit Minnesota before you go to Boston again?

Trip starts tomorrow, ends on the 18th, and it would be super awesome to spend time in MN if we weren't battling jetlag at the same time

That is where your new relationship with my Keurig machine starts.

talking to dan on the phone for hours is great i recommend it to anyone. call now, i am sure he has nothing better to do

;_; no one called

sorry, I went to SLEEP instead, this isn't 1989, people

Lol while you all sleep, we are awaiting our connection

Also I've been awake for 20 hours

Say hi to Asia for me! Be safe and happy and give my love to J

PS Your screen name is killing me. Please keep it for a while longer. I stop noticing it and then BAM! I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH ROFL

This just in: Asia is REALLY FAR AWAY

I just received an email message from someone with almost my identical email address titled "Who the hell is this and y r u in my wifes email contacts"; no message body.

I am tempted to answer back "I am you from the future after you've noticed that our email addresses are almost identical"

i think it would be funnier to respond with "hold on you fuck why are you in my wifes email contact list?!???" and see how he sorts that one out

I really like both of these options. Or you could just start snapping pictures of random women in bars or hotel lobbies and email them with the subject lines like:

"Is this your wife?"
"Wait, is *this* your wife?"
"I'm doing my best, here. What about this one?"

lolllllll please tell me how this really sorted out, bc I mean WOW

I haven't responded yet. Currently contemplating sending him sissymanwhore's blogspot link.

haha

hahaha

hi from your airport

lindbergh or humphrey? where u goin'? also hi

lindbergh! going home to seattle from boston.

v nice. home-bound trip is bittersweet; worn out from vacation and ready for your own bed, but vacation is over...

exactly that, well stated.

it's a nice airport. gigantic, though!

Glad you enjoyed our airport, wish somehow we could have all seen YOU!

DID YOU RIDE THE MOVING SIDEWALK

aw src, me too! next time through we'll schedule a layover and meet up with you all!

jjj, SO MANY MOVING SIDEWALKS!

Those moving sidewalks are weirdly enjoyable, aren't they... best fun at the airport short of meeting Larry Craig, of course.

he's the foot tapper, right? did not meet him, fortunately. might have been in the wrong part of the airport for that.

i wanted to buy all of the snacks at those cibo markets.

also, the smoking section outside the terminal has a hut with a heater you can activate by pushing a button. i tried to sit in it but it was the hottest place on earth even without the heater switched on. jergins smartly suggested it was built with ice fishing in mind.

It is usually a LOT colder here at this time of year... I imagine those smoking/heater areas are brilliant in cold weather!

Yes, Larry Craig was the foot tapper and no, I imagine you didn't go into the men's bathroom, lxy. Maybe jergins could have gotten lucky.

you guys

I hate O'Hare so much

like, to the point where I wish it was a person so I could murder it

I am kind of sad that you're already back. I want you to be trapsing through the East for months, having an escalating series of zany adventures.

PS how was your trip?

It was AWESOME

I wish I was made of money so we could have just kept going

I want him to go back, have the zany adventures, and have the rest of us be randomly joining him so that we create a posse of ridiculous gaijin with HSTNGS connections.

Later this should become a cult film of some kind.

Our spouses/partners should all be along, making witty side commentary.

would join

I hate that we are not making this happen somehow!!!

I am in Duluth, so I am doing my part?

I don't want to do this, but I'm going to say yes. Just be sure to toss off a few random Japanese phrases before you come home.

My favorite is "Sha-waa o obimasu." ("I'm taking a shower.")

hey guys, wanna go to Phuket

Phuket, why not?

yay

one step closer to my life goal of recreating key scenes from The Beach