SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

As soon as my orientation ends, everyone plz come home so we can start destroying my liver. I am way behind you all and must. catch. up.

yay!

ow

if I have to go see a doctor for a minor injury, is there a non-embarrassing way to describe what happened to me that conveys "I accidentally punched a urinal"?

just own it. act like it isn't a thing. be all like maybe I'll punch your urinal on the way out. this is me.

"How soon can I get back to pounding porcelain, Doctor?"

go to a doctor that smokes a pipe. this is probably the type that can handle this situation with discetion.

hahaha have you ever googled "askew"

Thing to remember: doctors have heard crazier/weirder stuff than you can dream of. (I feel like gbx can probably also speak to this? - and wish for time off and a way to get you here so we could have a random story telling session with you all and him to persuade you. But trust me on this.)

see that just makes me want to do weird injurious stuff to myself so that I'm not forgettable

"he was too embarrassed to come in with just a bruised knuckle, so he jumped out of 21st story window while shoving a stapler up his butt"

^^^ w/e man if i had a dollar

^^^SRSLY^^^

Even just the crazy stuff people say... deX plz come home, stat. This must be discussed.

Even just the weird stuff people email me to ask about can be sooooo wtf.

Rule of thumb: if you are bleeding from somewhere and you don't know why, yes you should go to the doctor/urgent care/emergency department.

what if it's just my eyes? that could be a religeous thing

have you tried removing the pencils

Out, vile jelly grips

See, THIS is why I told MC not to leave you alone with sharp objects!!!

so I realize I'm just a big sulky goth but I think "Night Shift" by Siouxsie and the Banshees may be my favorite rock song of all time

^like </facebook>

*thankful for Spotify so I could listen and enjoy* - definitely awesome! :)

That whole album is amazing, Sara; you would LOVE it.

Oh hey, I'm off work for the next two weeks ^_^

In that case, deX, will expect you to arrive by noon tomorrow.

PS the album is "Juju," right?

YES IT IS AWESOME

and noon tomorrow I should be coming back from buying shoes to walk around Thailand/Taipei/Japan in

When does your trip start and end, and wouldn't it be nice to visit Minnesota before you go to Boston again?

Trip starts tomorrow, ends on the 18th, and it would be super awesome to spend time in MN if we weren't battling jetlag at the same time

That is where your new relationship with my Keurig machine starts.

talking to dan on the phone for hours is great i recommend it to anyone. call now, i am sure he has nothing better to do

;_; no one called

sorry, I went to SLEEP instead, this isn't 1989, people

Lol while you all sleep, we are awaiting our connection

Also I've been awake for 20 hours

Say hi to Asia for me! Be safe and happy and give my love to J

PS Your screen name is killing me. Please keep it for a while longer. I stop noticing it and then BAM! I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH ROFL

This just in: Asia is REALLY FAR AWAY

I just received an email message from someone with almost my identical email address titled "Who the hell is this and y r u in my wifes email contacts"; no message body.

I am tempted to answer back "I am you from the future after you've noticed that our email addresses are almost identical"

i think it would be funnier to respond with "hold on you fuck why are you in my wifes email contact list?!???" and see how he sorts that one out

I really like both of these options. Or you could just start snapping pictures of random women in bars or hotel lobbies and email them with the subject lines like:

"Is this your wife?"
"Wait, is *this* your wife?"
"I'm doing my best, here. What about this one?"

lolllllll please tell me how this really sorted out, bc I mean WOW

I haven't responded yet. Currently contemplating sending him sissymanwhore's blogspot link.

haha

hahaha

hi from your airport

lindbergh or humphrey? where u goin'? also hi

lindbergh! going home to seattle from boston.

v nice. home-bound trip is bittersweet; worn out from vacation and ready for your own bed, but vacation is over...

exactly that, well stated.

it's a nice airport. gigantic, though!

Glad you enjoyed our airport, wish somehow we could have all seen YOU!

DID YOU RIDE THE MOVING SIDEWALK

aw src, me too! next time through we'll schedule a layover and meet up with you all!

jjj, SO MANY MOVING SIDEWALKS!