TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

lol and good night.

My mainest big bro who was working in India doing like surg nursing and stuff encountered some north americans and they were distributing lollies. My man gave me a candy cane, here tis

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That curly pube on the lower left there is fer real too

oh w4lter!

it is so MOLLIFYING that you feel comfortable enough to share your pubes with all of ITR ^_^

I feel like I know you all so well suddenly.

Soz guys, i will take 1 unpubed candycane photo - if that's what the people want.

yah i have brokk a clavicle on my pushy before.

I so didn't read that as "pushy".

The colors of faith: yellow, black, red, white, green, blue, purple, China.

sometimes i feel like FB is posting from a deep REM cycle

BLACK: Our sins.
WHITE: The cleansing of our sins.

Oh nice, a genocidal candy cane.

oh, house hunt continues, btw. super cool house had cedar shake exterior, which adds about 15K maintenance every 5-7 yrs (strip, prime, paint) for good upkeep. no thanks.

this is not a ;_;, realtor dude says nothing up here is selling within 6-10 months of listing (ouch), so he says keep looking and wait for price to drop below 200k (!!!), and then see if it's worth it.

Yikes, that exterior upkeep sounds like it would have been insane. And yeah, housing market sucks for sellers, but buying for the first time sounds so A+++++.

FB has a good point about that candy cane. CHINA

11 hours of sleep, yawn

That sounds sooooooo great.

cold, lazy, bump

don't wanna work bump

don't wanna finish workout bump

finished!

TS: being miserably cold vs. being miserably hot and sweaty

Miserably cold is much much better.

work is sllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwwww

also, as a heads up for the frugal shopper, $.99 michelinas Lasagna Alfredo w/broccoli is perhaps the best food that you can buy for a dollar out of the freezer case of a SuperTarget.

Can it be microwaved? If so, you may have kept me from starving on Tuesday and Thursday nights.

Dammit, MONDAY and Thursday nights.

WHY YES IT CAN

srsly, this is me talking, of course it can be microwaved

i have not cooked anything in not a microwave for about 5 or 6 years.

I'm torn between boggling at that and being entirely unsurprised.

get some of the pepperidge farm pot pies dude. so awesome out of the oven

yeah, but those are like $2.50, whereas Swanson pot pies that taste like hypersalted cardboard are only $.59

Hmmmm, there might be an oven in the kitchen near the nursing dept... I will look into that, too. THX GUYS

xpost I have a tendency to make a lot of pre-processed stuff from Schwan's in my toaster oven, though, so it's not like I'm some master chef here.

"hypersalted cardboard" = perfect to serve to my FIL

my sister just called to say my mom was taken by ambulance to the hospital w. high blood pressure, because they're worried she will have a heart attack.

she went in to the physician's office with a cough

i really hate being 3000 miles away right now

Yikes, that is scary. BUT it sounds good that she hasn't had a heart attack yet; hopefully they can perform some interventions to stop that from happening.

Being far away must be really hard... so sorry, Remy! I'm sending good thoughts...

remy, that's terrible. sorry dude - you're not having such a great run of luck lately.

my parents are winging their way to the US right now, and in approx 3 weeks they will arrive in san fran and meet jordan for the first time. this should provide a wonderful story for ITR.

Are your parents really unreasonable, or are they just really wacky and you're worried they will scare Jordan away?

...or something else?

my parents are... hmmm. not unreasonable, or wacky exactly. but they don't actually know jordan is my boyfriend. they think he is a 'good friend', although i think my mum may have cottoned on to the truth. i can't remember if i posted this in another ITR thread, but after i emailed my mum a couple of photos of jordan, so she'd recognise him when they meet, she replied with "he is a nice looking guy. he is dark. not what i was expecting". WTF?!?! he's the same colour as me! and i don't know how she could have had any expectations, since i've barely mentioned him to her in the year i've known him. maybe she was just surprised because he's a total babe, and my other boyfriends have not been.

Hmmmmm... it sounds like it could turn out to be just fine. My parents liked A. right away, but I hadn't dated anybody for a long time and most of my friends at college were gay. I'm quite sure that they were relieved when I brought A. home.

It's kind of entertaining to imagine their conversation, actually. "Thank god, Sara is dating someone with a penis!"

Not that they would ever use the word "penis," but that actually makes it funnier, come to think of it.

So yeah, my advice is let them think you're dating or at least interested in someone they find entirely unacceptable; then you're home freeeeeee!

well, the thing is, my parents won't say anything directly to me: instead my mum will bitch me out to my little sis, and then my sis will report back to me. my mother basically thinks i'm clueless, hopeless and without good judgment (which is pretty hilarious coming from a woman who's had 4 children to 3 different men).

my stepdad, otoh, is excited for me to be moving to the US, and actually thinks i'm capable of stuff.

...and basically one of the reasons why my mum thinks i'm clueless, hopeless, and without good judgment is because of the last person i dated (and i guess she was right in that particular situation).

two ladies who work in the next office over got in a fistfight and now the cops are here and one of the ladies is cuffed with her head down and the other one is going soon! this is about the most exciting thing to happen here in months. yaowza

you know how ballet is, filled with emotion. i'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.

Rubyredd... mother/daughter relationships are so fraught, aren't they. I'm sure it will be okay. And if it isn't, hey, he's your boyfriend, not hers.

jergins - lolz WOW