TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

Hi Jordan!

Drinking Bowmore, it's pretty meh; also "new age" twats nextdoor with dreadlocks blaring "trance music" buump.

i like that your name is a tongue twister and a lisp-checker all at once. thanks!

aww you guys are the best for making my boy so welcome!

i have warned him not to read the entirety of this thread, since i don't want him seeing the thing i asked JJ about (no one say anything).

bump because it's after midnight here

Bump because i will drunkenly ride my bicycle to a servo or whatever to get cigs. will report back in 1/2 hour hopefully?

i bak. easilly

hello again bump

it's only the mongrels and sheepfuxors who are awake.

hey i had a brilliant thought: now that ytth is here, if i don't get something on ilx, like some oldskool meme or whatever, i can just make him ask so i don't look like n00b.

glad you made it back safely, w4lter. both my brothers have broken their clavicles while drunkenly bike-riding.

hello, i think i will be pronouncing ytth as 'yith'.

(in my special mongfuxor accent.)

yah i have brokk a clavicle on my pushy before. I was 13, i woke up in the middle of the road. totally concussed and i vividly recall waking up and there was this beardy bikey dude who said to me: " sorry mate, your forks are fucked". I will never forget it.

that is your prerogative, estela, as bobby brown would say.

lol at 'sorry mate your forks are fucked.'

lol and good night.

My mainest big bro who was working in India doing like surg nursing and stuff encountered some north americans and they were distributing lollies. My man gave me a candy cane, here tis

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/DSCF0371.jpg

That curly pube on the lower left there is fer real too

oh w4lter!

it is so MOLLIFYING that you feel comfortable enough to share your pubes with all of ITR ^_^

I feel like I know you all so well suddenly.

Soz guys, i will take 1 unpubed candycane photo - if that's what the people want.

yah i have brokk a clavicle on my pushy before.

I so didn't read that as "pushy".

The colors of faith: yellow, black, red, white, green, blue, purple, China.

sometimes i feel like FB is posting from a deep REM cycle

BLACK: Our sins.
WHITE: The cleansing of our sins.

Oh nice, a genocidal candy cane.

oh, house hunt continues, btw. super cool house had cedar shake exterior, which adds about 15K maintenance every 5-7 yrs (strip, prime, paint) for good upkeep. no thanks.

this is not a ;_;, realtor dude says nothing up here is selling within 6-10 months of listing (ouch), so he says keep looking and wait for price to drop below 200k (!!!), and then see if it's worth it.

Yikes, that exterior upkeep sounds like it would have been insane. And yeah, housing market sucks for sellers, but buying for the first time sounds so A+++++.

FB has a good point about that candy cane. CHINA

11 hours of sleep, yawn

That sounds sooooooo great.

cold, lazy, bump

don't wanna work bump

don't wanna finish workout bump

finished!

TS: being miserably cold vs. being miserably hot and sweaty

Miserably cold is much much better.

work is sllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwwww

also, as a heads up for the frugal shopper, $.99 michelinas Lasagna Alfredo w/broccoli is perhaps the best food that you can buy for a dollar out of the freezer case of a SuperTarget.

Can it be microwaved? If so, you may have kept me from starving on Tuesday and Thursday nights.

Dammit, MONDAY and Thursday nights.

WHY YES IT CAN

srsly, this is me talking, of course it can be microwaved

i have not cooked anything in not a microwave for about 5 or 6 years.

I'm torn between boggling at that and being entirely unsurprised.

get some of the pepperidge farm pot pies dude. so awesome out of the oven

yeah, but those are like $2.50, whereas Swanson pot pies that taste like hypersalted cardboard are only $.59

Hmmmm, there might be an oven in the kitchen near the nursing dept... I will look into that, too. THX GUYS

xpost I have a tendency to make a lot of pre-processed stuff from Schwan's in my toaster oven, though, so it's not like I'm some master chef here.

"hypersalted cardboard" = perfect to serve to my FIL

my sister just called to say my mom was taken by ambulance to the hospital w. high blood pressure, because they're worried she will have a heart attack.

she went in to the physician's office with a cough

i really hate being 3000 miles away right now

Yikes, that is scary. BUT it sounds good that she hasn't had a heart attack yet; hopefully they can perform some interventions to stop that from happening.