TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

dear ladyperson jessie teh monstar i think that the song with the "brothers, sisters, etc." line was either just before or just after fIRE eNGINES.

also, am I crazy or does fIRE eNGINES have some sort of odd tie-in with a certain ilxor?

i think actually upon further investigation that i am crazy re: tie in. carry on.

"Serenity" was awesome! GINA TORRES! SUMMER GLAU! REDHEAD CHICK WHOSE NAME I DIDN'T BOTHER TO LEARN CUZ SHE ISN'T AS HOT AS GINA TORRES OR SUMMER GLAU BUT IS STILL TOTALLY HOT!

guys, i have an exciting story.

today i was at the brentwood post office buying stamps. when i came out, there were police officers everywhere. e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e. as i started to drive my car out of the lot, one of them stopped me. told me i'd have to stay put. so i did. why? president bush was take his motorcade through the area. for an hour i stayed put (no matter that i was supposed to be picking up the 11-year-old from school) as secret service vans drove the streets i wasn't allowed near. even to go to starbucks, just on the other side.

finally the president shows up in his gigantic crazy-ass car surrounded by 88 motorcyclists. my reaction? stick out my tongue, make moose-antlers with my fingers, and give the POTUS a big raspberry.

i don't think he saw. but a bunch of the cops did, and they laughed.

tonight i will go to sleep proud of my work.

i am also proud of this. you have brought great honor to our humble bored.

srsly, thats awesome. A++++++++!

That is awesome!

My next contribution to this thread was going to be NAZI WOLF but you totally trumped that.

Well maybe not TOTALLY but not even NAZI WOLF is as quality as blowing raspberries at the President.

love your work remy.

You guys are all awesome.

Especially remy.

jesus remy that really is A++++++

in other news: my bf is finally joining ilx! but he's not sure how to jump in, so i told him to start in itr because the folks here are SO NICE :) :) :)

Yay!

yes a totally righteous thing.

uh-oh... i told him about poor lj and got him to google his name... now he thinks ilx is kind of intimidating and isn't too sure if he wants to post here :(

Get him to post to ITR. Anything with the name "Idiot Thread Repository" cannot possibly intimidate him.

Plus we are nice. And if you ever visit Minnesota, I'm sure John and FB will fix you drinks and I will personally bake a cake.

(luring people with carbohydrates and alcohol never fails, right)

oh then we are definitely coming to minnesota! drinks and cake will make up for shitty weather.

wait - have i posted anything embarrassing in recent times that i don't want him to read???

I think you're safe - at least as far as I can remember.

Also, definitely come visit, but really, when it's winter there and summer here you'll be much happier. Trust me.

REMY BEAN = HERO

RUBYREDD'S BOYFRIEND: WELCOME!

Guten nacht, bis morgen bump

bumpity bump home from work. waitressing was not totally evil tonight, for change.

jordan is still lurking, and scoping ilx out, but will no doubt post sometime soon.

morning is still totally evil bump

TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY BO, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE STATEMENT OF WHY JOHN JUSTEN AND FLUFFY BEAR WILL DRINK IT OR AN EXAMPLE OF BANKERS HOURS BLOWTORCH BUMP DAMMIT BUMP

Believe it or not, I actually cut and pasted that into a Word document.

LIAR

(it was Excel)

You caught me again. ;_;

mornin' all

hi dere

What am I eating for lunch? What am I going to do about dinner? WHY do I have to eat to stay alive? IT IS A PAIN

I think I am crabby.

OH NOES BUMP?

Ha, I ate PEANUT BUTTER TOAST and it cheered me right up.

Or possibly it was the chocolate afterward, whatever.

I'm leaving for school (thank god) and probably can't bump thread until 10:30 pm at the earliest, so keep it in mind people bump

i spent 5mins chasing a gecko around my room this morning. it is sara's fault for mentioning geckos on that other thread. she MANIFESTED them into my life!

(chasing it=not to kill it, just to remove it from my room)

Geckos have have just started, in recent months, to show up around where I live. And tbh, I'm pretty happy them.

happy with them.

That sounded like Marissa.

FAKE W4LTER

:[

ok w4lter this is for you (it's the gecko i've been chasing):

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2292/2233787408_f2a570790e_o.jpg

right.

I was talking these things: http://images.wildmadagascar.org/pictures/berenty/gecko_0010.jpg

They're kind of creepy, but friendly and I think they eat insects?

that one has scary eyes. ours are harmless but i'm worried about it getting into my bed and freaking me out.

i caught it and put it outside. slimy little bugger.

^_^