Much like I am savvy enough NOT to open a poopgift (or an "Everybody Loves Raymond"gift, ugh).
DAN WENT TO HARVARD, GUYS
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
He should get a package of a wide variety of poops from nature placed in the chocolate-holders of a Whitman's sampler box.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)
Dan please you tube it when you open the box of poopies
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
You guys, I ain't opening shit.
(see what I did there?)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
why is dan so sure he'll know it's the shit?
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
2 packages 1 Dan
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
^^^^^^^ Okay lol
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure this is a winning reality show concept.
Would John be too ethical to cross the writer's picket lines to pitch it? Only his philosophy degree knows for sure.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)
Like deal or no deal, but no one wants to win.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)
But Howie Mandell will be blessedly absent.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)
I thought that was a Zappa kid!
― Abbott, Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)
Nope. That was a box of poop.
― John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)
FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)
hey dan what is yr address? why because i found an iphone on the sidewalk and i want to send it to you
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
I already have an iPhone, thanks!
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)
this is one of those NEW iphones that comes with a free, um, coupon for, uh. . .stuff.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)
I don't want to be greedy. Maybe you should send it to John?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
no no no i don't think you get it, this iphone has a giant hard drive, too so you can hold all of your pictures, mp3's, etc. all we need is your address (you can post it here on the interweb) to send you yr free gift
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)
Send it to:
John Justen XXX CrXtin Ave. S. #X Saint Paul, MN 55XXX
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)
wait i don't under stand, your name is not John Justen and you don't live in St. Paul. Please try again, thx
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
i just really want you to have this phone
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)
So no one explained to Mr. Que that Dan and John are twins?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)
Kinda like in that movie with Arnold Schwartzenegger and Danny DeVito.
Damn I'm glad I check this board out every now and then.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
Please let it be that john justen lives on New Cretin Avenue
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
John Justen & The New Cretins
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
Nu-Cretins
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
NOTE: call dibs on band names in this thread
― John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~jg27paw4/yr09/yr09_29b.gif
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)
Who is Dan Poop?
― Heave Ho, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/2088349848_0ed4de1c19.jpg
― John Justen, Sunday, 9 December 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)
Pan Forte /= Poop
― Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)
I know this makes everyone on this thread sad.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)
Don't make me post the pic of you doing "poopy jazz hands"
― HI DERE, Monday, 10 December 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)
It's PAN FORTE and god that is an awful picture of me.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)
I would like to take this opportunity to thank Sara for teaching us all how to say "bowl full of poo" in french.
― John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)
Pan forte = ITALIAN
― Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)
and it means "strong bread," Scurvy
How much strong bread do you have to eat to make your "Pan Forte" look like that?
― John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)
I wish I wasn'nt so lazy; I'd make one and deliver it to your house personally.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
(go ahead and interpret that however you want)
-- Abbott, Wednesday, December 5, 2007 7:53 PM (5 days ago)
or as stocking stuffers.
― John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/28262-VoteOrDie.jpg
― John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
BUMP
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
lxy, last night, on the band Midlake: "I mean, if they stole from someone good, they might be alright. This, it's like mailing someone poop!"
― jergïns, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― ILX System, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
lol lxy
― estela, Sunday, 16 December 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
get those votes in. important stuff going on here.
― John Justen, Sunday, 16 December 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)
too right.
― estela, Sunday, 16 December 2007 07:51 (eighteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― ILX System, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
Get to work yourself on this yourself if you want to, Scurvy. Just don't blame me when you and Dan have a Big Fight.
(Yes, I know that is you, John; you can't hide behind exclamation points and not expect me to recognize you. I think I know you better than THAT.)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:04 (eighteen years ago)
might be Dan, you ever think of that, LADY KNOW-IT-ALL?
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:06 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, first of all, you really don't look THAT much alike, second of all, I hardly think Dan is going to try to persuade me to send him poop in the mail.
Now get your ass to bed; you're sick and you need to get better. (Clearly you must have a high fever if you think I was going to believe you were Dan for ONE SECOND.)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:09 (eighteen years ago)
Sara, I think you should consider mailing Dan poop.
― jergïns, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:07 (eighteen years ago)
i like the way this jergiins fellow thinks.
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:20 (eighteen years ago)
Well, you both obviously know what I'll be giving you for YOUR birthdays.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:22 (eighteen years ago)
A VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HI DERE POLL
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
Dan is thity-five in half an hour, so this is for him.
Those down days When you felt so young And everything seemed
You saw the people Around You Getting old
You wake up The teenage yearn is Gone for you
It happens to others It happens all the time Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you
The candles on the cake Waiting to be blown Wish I was An other
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
Tis the season, just saying
― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:56 (sixteen years ago)
i hear that dan is remodeling his bathroom so this would really be a perfect time tbh
― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (sixteen years ago)
Tia the season
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 23 December 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)
Still not doing it!
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 07:33 (twelve years ago)
Well that's not what you said in the other thread.
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 08:48 (twelve years ago)
Time for John to take a literacy test.
Merry Christmas!
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 26 December 2013 07:23 (twelve years ago)
You say it's your birthdayDoo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:51 (twelve years ago)
Here Sara, feel free to use this if you dropped the ball on getting the shipment out on time
http://i.myniceprofile.com/73/7310.gif
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 16:11 (twelve years ago)
thats hot
― some '96 (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Sunday, 19 January 2014 18:22 (twelve years ago)
just makes me glad I work on a pulmonary unit rather than one that focuses on GI
― Sara R-C, Friday, 24 January 2014 07:09 (twelve years ago)
HAP{PY BIRTHDYat
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 16:34 (ten years ago)
fitting
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:19 (ten years ago)
its not too late, amazon now can still send a drone payload out to his house
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 21:35 (ten years ago)