ILX 2 Please select something to vote for.
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― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
dont let the intimidation tactics of "HI DERE" keep you away from the polls ILX. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE if sara ships dan poo.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Everyone is aware that any poop I get is going to be forwarded to John unopened, right? This is basically a win-win for me (either I get no poop or John gets poop).
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
dan. it's the thought that counts, and right now we're all thinking about you receiving a box of poop, which makes us all winners!
― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
What if Sara sends multiple boxes, some of which have gifts or cash or nothing in them, but one of which has poop in it? will you pass up a nice shiny 5 dollar bill out of poopfear?
WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?
― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
anyone who doesnt vote yes is a fucking asshole goth
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm so tempted to vote yes, and yet the post office is such trouble at this time of year.
Maybe I should abstain and let uninvolved parties decide.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link
How about this:
I will swallow $500 and mail you the resultant poop. It's guaranteed money; all you have to do is dig through my poop to get it. Does that work for you? (As a bonus, you can lick your fingers afterwards.)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:02 (sixteen years ago) link
dan is afraid of this poop mailing
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Would ILX be disappointed that I would not mail actual poop, but rather delicious handmade pan forte (that Dan would apparently hate)? Or is that, somehow, just as good?
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
DON'T LIE SARA, YOU ARE PLANNING TO MAIL A KING-KONG-SIZED POOP
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Remember, I could also easily deliver pan forte to John's doorstep. I fear it would go uneaten, though, as the citrus peels in it have some vitamin C. Also, I'd hate to pull out John's scurvy-loosened teeth.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
i believe this poll is binding so...
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost to Dan: you should lower your expectations
uh, how much lower than "poop" can they be
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link
"I was expecting poop but I got a partially-digested kitten instead!"
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
what kind of poop
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
everybody love raymond season 6 dvd box set?
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
See? It can always be worse.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
xl robin thicke poster
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
2 girls 1 cup link
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link
jw brings up a good point.
i was voting based on the principle that it would be human poop, but sara has access to child poop, and maybe some pets, so i don't know.
perhaps we should leave the poopchoice to sara's discretion.
xpost ohno
― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link
crap katamari
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link
YES
― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe John has solved all of my Xmas shopping problems for this year - and forever.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Someone already sent me 2girls1cup but I was savvy enough NOT to watch it. Much like I am savvy enough NOT to open a poopgift (or an "Everybody Loves Raymond"gift, ugh).
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
WOW
poopfear
^^^^
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Much like I am savvy enough NOT to open a poopgift (or an "Everybody Loves Raymond"gift, ugh).
DAN WENT TO HARVARD, GUYS
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link
He should get a package of a wide variety of poops from nature placed in the chocolate-holders of a Whitman's sampler box.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan please you tube it when you open the box of poopies
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
You guys, I ain't opening shit.
(see what I did there?)
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
why is dan so sure he'll know it's the shit?
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
2 packages 1 Dan
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^ Okay lol
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure this is a winning reality show concept.
Would John be too ethical to cross the writer's picket lines to pitch it? Only his philosophy degree knows for sure.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Like deal or no deal, but no one wants to win.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
But Howie Mandell will be blessedly absent.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought that was a Zappa kid!
― Abbott, Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Nope. That was a box of poop.
― John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link
FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:34 (sixteen years ago) link
hey dan what is yr address? why because i found an iphone on the sidewalk and i want to send it to you
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
I already have an iPhone, thanks!
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
this is one of those NEW iphones that comes with a free, um, coupon for, uh. . .stuff.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't want to be greedy. Maybe you should send it to John?
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
no no no i don't think you get it, this iphone has a giant hard drive, too so you can hold all of your pictures, mp3's, etc. all we need is your address (you can post it here on the interweb) to send you yr free gift
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Send it to:
John Justen XXX CrXtin Ave. S. #X Saint Paul, MN 55XXX
― HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link
wait i don't under stand, your name is not John Justen and you don't live in St. Paul. Please try again, thx
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link
i just really want you to have this phone
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
So no one explained to Mr. Que that Dan and John are twins?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Kinda like in that movie with Arnold Schwartzenegger and Danny DeVito.
Sara fails to mention that poop gets sent to both the naughty and nice lists, it's just that the naughty list also gets Larry the Cable guy DVDs.
― HI DERE, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan, is it easier for you to receive packages at home or at work?
― John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Apparently John is acting as my Christmas secretary this year.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link
I appreciate his help, but I think we need to focus on Christmas cards here.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
http://fedex.kinkos.com/locations/
― John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.ziploc.com/
― John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.poopdoc.com/
― John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
THANKS IRISH, BUT I THINK WE NEED TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS COOKIES NOW
― Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.peanutsandcorn.com/
― John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
That is not a recipe for cookies. ;_;
― Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
PRIORITIES SARA. THEY ARE WHAT MADE THIS COUNTRY STRONG.
― John Justen, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
John is magic in that he is even less helpful than I imagine him to be.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 17 December 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link
WELL?
― John Justen, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
I can't believe you're trying to make me feel guilty for NOT sending Dan poop in the mail!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait, no, what am I talking about, I can totally believe that.
HEY LOOK AT ME IM SARA RC IM A SLACKER I DONT EVEN BUMP THAT OTHER THREAD CONSISTENTLY ENOUGH TO KEEP THE THREAD TITLE BOOOOOOOOO. ALSO I AM A POOPHOARDER AND RUINED DANS CHRISTMAS.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link
John, it's so good to see that you're still the charming guy I met in high school. I feel sure that I can find a special, if late, Christmas gift, just for you.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I wonder if I can get Dan to help me plan something...
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link
hahahaha this plan was doomed to, ahem, "backfire"
― HI DERE, Thursday, 27 December 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan, meet me later for brainstorming session.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I MOVE TO IMPEACH SARA R-C
― John Justen, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
ITR CONSTITUENTS DEMAND ACTION, RESULTS
John is just worried about what I might send him in the mail.
And deservedly so.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm sure it will be something poopy nice!
― HI DERE, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Assuredly so.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link
BUMP AS BIRTHDAY SUGGESTION
― !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Friday, 18 January 2008 06:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Get to work yourself on this yourself if you want to, Scurvy. Just don't blame me when you and Dan have a Big Fight.
(Yes, I know that is you, John; you can't hide behind exclamation points and not expect me to recognize you. I think I know you better than THAT.)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:04 (sixteen years ago) link
might be Dan, you ever think of that, LADY KNOW-IT-ALL?
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, first of all, you really don't look THAT much alike, second of all, I hardly think Dan is going to try to persuade me to send him poop in the mail.
Now get your ass to bed; you're sick and you need to get better. (Clearly you must have a high fever if you think I was going to believe you were Dan for ONE SECOND.)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Sara, I think you should consider mailing Dan poop.
― jergïns, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
i like the way this jergiins fellow thinks.
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, you both obviously know what I'll be giving you for YOUR birthdays.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link
A VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HI DERE POLL
― John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan is thity-five in half an hour, so this is for him.
Those down days When you felt so young And everything seemed
You saw the people Around You Getting old
You wake up The teenage yearn is Gone for you
It happens to others It happens all the time Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you
The candles on the cake Waiting to be blown Wish I was An other
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Tis the season, just saying
― DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i hear that dan is remodeling his bathroom so this would really be a perfect time tbh
― First and Last and Safeways (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Tia the season
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 23 December 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link
Still not doing it!
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 07:33 (ten years ago) link
Well that's not what you said in the other thread.
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
Time for John to take a literacy test.
Merry Christmas!
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 26 December 2013 07:23 (ten years ago) link
You say it's your birthdayDoo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:51 (ten years ago) link
Here Sara, feel free to use this if you dropped the ball on getting the shipment out on time
http://i.myniceprofile.com/73/7310.gif
― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
thats hot
― some '96 (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Sunday, 19 January 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
just makes me glad I work on a pulmonary unit rather than one that focuses on GI
― Sara R-C, Friday, 24 January 2014 07:09 (ten years ago) link
HAP{PY BIRTHDYat
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link
fitting
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link
its not too late, amazon now can still send a drone payload out to his house
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link