SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

I'd make a joke about "which of those band dudes did I date?" but I guess that wouldn't make sense, so now I got nothin'.

#cursingmylackofforesight

the torrid Sara R-C/J03 P3t1t high school romance

Gah, talk about torrid! Yikes!

omg, they played for four hours. so i'm right to assume sara dated all of them? that's what we're saying here?

I'd plead the fifth, but I know these other HSTNGS natives would just rat me out.

So I'll just say this: It's possible.

Did u dudes see fb's book design on
Facebook?

no I did not

The book cover? YES - SO GR8!!!

Now off for sushi, will check w/you fabulous people later. <3 to you all!

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/320665_10150390278200549_544085548_10321901_101989636_n.jpg

so awesome, our talented little drunkard

That is bad ass

Thinking of you all as I lounge I the Bellagio VIP room, Pinot noir in hand

deX, you are making yourself really hard to <3 tonight.

SIGH

But yes, anyway, fb did a gr8 job... how did I not know about this talent for so long?

Also LOVE his gf, btw.

freaking marathon prep always makes me crazy

#justsaying

I am exhausted you guys

also I am fat with Vegas food

So it was all worth it then. Yes?

oh yes

even the $200 I lost playing craps was worth it, because at one point I was up $300

mad at myself for not betting on the football games though, I would have made over $1000

Well, step one: bet against the Vikings...

I mean, even I know that, and I think a lot of football stuff is just made up to confuse me.

hey guess what, I now work for a massive company again

yay acquisitions

I refuse to be impressed until they insist that you move back to MN.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

fucking blue screen, killed an hour's worth of work

^i play this game a lot. only it's my fault when it happens. *file slip* and whoops heyyyyy let's start this whole thing over

fretwork is for crazies fyi

blue screen = some horrible thing programmers encounter?

if you are on a PC and Windows crashes, your entire screen goes blue and lots of text about page faults and memory dumps get pops up, leaving you no choice but to reboot and hope your hard drive hasn't been corrupted

of course this had to happen as I was in the MIDDLE OF TYPING some Java code and had neglected to save any of my work so far

See, that is why I have a Mac. Because I don't have to know anything.

Oh no! Sorry to hear you lost your Java code. That sounds really awful to me.

Especially because if you tried to make me write any kind of computer code, I would panic and die first.

So, you know, non-ironic *hugs* here.

fretwork is totally for crazies, arbys otm

^^^ no idea what that means, so I'll nod and smile

you know, since it was so horribly overplayed I'd forgotten that Nevermind is actually a great album

ha, I have never heard the whole thing in my life!

But I vividly remember my roommate from my senior year being all depressed over Kurt Cobain's suicide, which yes, was sad, but I mean, REALLY? It's not like we knew the guy personally...

http://open.spotify.com/album/6yaiubHHJy8N8QcHy3julo

here is a deluxe version 4 u

(but we all know I'm a cold, unfeeling bitch, so.)

if you really want to make Cobain's suicide sad, watch Courtney Love's most recent Behind The Music; dude was SERIOUSLY tortured

thx deX. I'm actually listening to one of your other playlists right now!

J is home with stomach flu, so the day is going to be... uh... well different than I had planned for sure. (I do not *usually* plan for vomiting.)

Yeah, I'm sure he must have been doing very badly. But I have/have had enough friends with suicidal ideation; I don't need to get upset about people I don't even know.

^^^feeling strangely sane today, obv.

you obv dont have enough malort in your home xxpost

we can fix your malort deficiency with the magic power of the INTERNET

truly this is why the interwebs were created

THANK YOU AL GORE, I WILL <3 YOU FOREVER!!!

ha you say that now but wait until the malort shows up

Will it make Al look less like Current Al Gore and more like 1992 Al Gore? Because if so, then I'm all for it.

I mean they say love is blind, but you know, not totally.

Perhaps a bit myopic...

it will make al gore look like a flesh colored blurry dot to projectile vomit at so