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that fit on your fancy man monitor, tom?

"man monitor"

it fits on his monitor, if his monitor is considered in manifold non-euclidian space

kind of

"MANifold"

Sorry, I'm just desperately bored and hungry. Also, John's post keeps changing on my screen. Laptop shenanigans or hallucinations?

some mod fucking around

one of the weekend guys just had to run to see his kid at the emergency room so I'm going to stick it out for a while tonight! whoooooo overtime overtime overtime oh

what happened to the kid?

rage virus rage virus rage virus

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(xpost to Tom)

...yay money?

I'm going to do my usual Friday night crap: lift weights and do laundry. If I'm lucky I'll have time to watch an episode of Dexter before I realize it is way too late to still be awake.

fell, hit his head, started throwing up

Yikes. Not fun.

I'm never having kids

They have their pros and cons. Occasional vomiting and Emergency Room trips are one of the cons.

Actually, that is two of the cons.

i never went to the ER as a kid. i was pretty lucky with injuries. a cursory list of injuries before the age of 18

1) got in fight with neighborhood dog. dog won, took piece of ear as trophy.
2) stuck finger through bicycle wheel
3) fell on steamer trunk, impaled knee
4) flipped over handlebars of bike
5) went rope swinging at old watering hole, but got finger jammed in rope. didn't jump off and smacked back into the leap-off rock
6) caught weenie in jewelry box, had to interrupt parents' dinner party to get it removed (age 5, thank you)
7) got accidentally cracked in the jaw by friend's drunk dad.

my biggest goal in life is to have a family, but i am in the wrongest possible financial state to do anything like that now

i might get an armadillo bump

An armadillo? Wow.

As for being in a financial state where you're ready to have kids, good luck on that one. Unless you plan to inherit billions, because kids are insanely expensive. Kinda not sure how we manage now, much less 10 years ago when we had a lot less money. You just... do.

Also, love your list of pre-18 injuries. (#6!!!)

I think my only one was my severely dislocated knee - age 16 - but I didn't go to the Emergency room. I didn't even go to the doctor until the next day, when I realized that I couldn't even put my foot down without screaming pain. I do not like to go to the doctor, but will admit that that was idiotic.

I broke my nose two or three times before I was 18, I think
I can't be sure if it's three or four times total now? wait only twice before I was 18. and again at 23? and at this point it's not like it makes a difference if I break it again unless the whole thing just breaks OFF somehow

and I got stung by a jellyfish in the genitals at the beach once

good lord Tom, you have just convinced me that the beach is no place for humans

how did a jellyfish come into contact with your genitals?

Are you serious? what do you think I wear in the water, a leather codpiece? have you worn swim trunks before?

NEVER GOING SWIMMING AGAIN THANKYOUVERYMUCH

Well, maybe in a swimming pool

I RECOVERED FROM MY DEBILITATING ILLNESS ENOUGH TO GET DRUNK.

but not to go to work/class today. OOPS.

Aside from That Time I Cracked My Head Open On the Coffee Table (aged 5) and my jaw surgery I never went to the hospital as a kid, and was WAY too cautious to sustain any serious injuries. However, once when my little brother and I were in after-school care together he fell off some monkey bars and broke his wrist. Thanks to my girl scouting skills, I KNEW his wrist was broken. It took me a week to convince my mom to take him to the hospital.

i wear a speedo

Glad you are feeling better, jessie! I admire your Girl Scout-y skills; nursing classes start next week and I wish I thought I could tell if a wrist was broken.

Remy... I'm not sure a Speedo is adequate protection against a determined jellyfish, but lacking the anatomy in question, I'll just... be thankful that this is never going to happen to me.

Also, laundry in dryer, upper body weight lifting done, halfway through the boring stuff, YAY

finally it is beer o' clock for tombot

Yay Tom!

I only have abs left and then folding laundry. Then I can, I don't know, watch tv or whatever. EXCITING

i am watching 'the boxer's omen' as recommended by noize board. it is so-so, but not nearly as weird as i wanted

HELLLOOOOO!

I have just returned from FB house, and left him far worse off than I am.

I have finished all my tasks and watched two episodes of Arrested Development.

I failed to worry about FB at all before now, and will resist the temptation to send him nonsense text messages. Because that is what I do with people I worry about: find out if they realize that I'm making no sense. If not, they are too drunk.

last bump before sleeping bump

people are assholes and i hate my waitressing job bump damnit

dudes

uh

bump
dammit

EAST COAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!
BUMP!!!!

finished my essay!! bumpity bump damnit

U GUYS THIS MY FINGER!

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ow

I HAVENT SLEPT YET
DAMMIT